SectionRedHMS 190 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My best mate for his downfall is a celtic fan, few years back had a spare ticket for tom boyds testimonial, so i thought why not go see becks, scholes, giggs, keane etc playing for man utd, at the time andy goram was playing for them as well, so goram came on as a sub and obv got pelters from the mhanky mob, but one guy did shout out "oi andy! still shagging dinner wuman in caravans?" random but did make me laughThis post is so wrong on many levels. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast 9,226 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 About 10 years ago I sat near a guy who was convinced that all referees and linesmen were transvestites. He would shout things about them wearing stockings etc in every game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrongbowLoyal. 36 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My best mate for his downfall is a celtic fan, few years back had a spare ticket for tom boyds testimonial, so i thought why not go see becks, scholes, giggs, keane etc playing for man utd, at the time andy goram was playing for them as well, so goram came on as a sub and obv got pelters from the mhanky mob, but one guy did shout out "oi andy! still shagging dinner wuman in caravans?" random but did make me laughReekin Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrongbowLoyal. 36 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Few year ago sat in the Govan corner and I was Sitting beside this lassie from Linwood and at kick off every week she'd shout "Soaking down to my ankles for you Amo".She was the Munters munter Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_1974 204 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My old season ticket in the West Enclosure. Guy behind me used to go mental every time the ball went backwards.It was really annoying and went on all season until Rangers kicked off one game and the ball went backwards within a half a milli second of the whistle.The boy behind me started breaching FOR F*CKS SAKE YOURE GAUN BACKWARDS ALREADY!I stood up and told him to shut the f*ck up, not realising that he sat with his entire family (15 of them) where sat beside him.Anyway, luckily for me a few bears told them to wind their necks in and I managed to escape the stadium with my testicles intact. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiker 5 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fair enjoyed this thread! Mine would have to be game at New Douglas Park wae my da, aptly named Douglas Park, (baldy) referee with a completely shocking decision, auld boy loses the plot, marches down the stairs n gies it "MOAN TAE FUCK REFEREE GIT YER HAIR OOT YER EYES" I will remember this till the day I dee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalvinC 1,414 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 The tourettes guy behind me usually is accidently racist. Demarcus Beasley was playing for us and he kept shouting ' gee it tae the wee black fella, pass it tae the wee darkie '. It wisny Charles Green btw. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Rangers v queens park, up in the club deck. Lad kept shouting "QPR your having a laugh" ..."QPR your having a laugh" it was funny for a while then just got cringe worthy lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre 1,663 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 A couple of seasons ago there was a zoomer a few seats along who used to scream "SHOOT, SHOOT " as soon as the ball was across the halfway line, no matter who was on the ball or what position the ball was in. Now I have a group of young posh lads sitting near me and I have to listen to them discuss private school and shit like that. There's a guy this season as well who's war cry is "ARE YE HAPPY NOO MCCOIST ARE YE FUCKING HAPPY NOO? "GF5? Sure I've heard the high pitched guy behind me shouting that last one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Few year ago sat in the Govan corner and I was Sitting beside this lassie from Linwood and at kick off every week she'd shout "Soaking down to my ankles for you Amo".She was the Munters munter Did she not renew when Amo left? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCutch 4,340 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "It's fuckin Baltic"Or is that just me this season? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius11 74 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Was in the Hospitality section at Rangers vs Clyde I think it was. Anyway, Shiels loses the ball and Im like "Fuck sake Dean!".Unbeknownst to me Kenny Shiels is sitting right in front of me, turns round and gives me the stare."I mean.... unlucky Dean" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockwellGers 14,712 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fur fuck sake Rangers it's Stirlin Fuckin Albion yir playin! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalvinC 1,414 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 "I'm huvin chicken kieves the night!!!". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEARGER 339 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 when i used to sit in Club Deck when i was a lad, this one guy always shouted "CUMMMON RANGERS, THIS IS A DODDELL BT THE WAY!"now i sit in the Govan Rear where the old boy behind me shouts FOUL at everything, and another guy who sits beside me who i have not seen in a while shouts "WINDY" when the ball goes into the air. The latter does my tits in.Me too see post 122. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 he used to shout 40pence a roll 2 for a quid! :7325: can go back to the pre decimal days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietspam 733 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 'Number eleven, you're fucking shite!! So are you number two! Away back to work in tesco, ya fuckin' prick!' is what I've been getting in my ear all season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyCropper 574 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 You must have been near me. Was funny the first few times but quickly became annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyCropper 574 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Second time a was near you Ryan! But I was undercover cause I went a bit over the top at Berwick the game before Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buggleskelly 3,772 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I sit in the east enclosure & willo flood came over to take a free kick right on the touch line when this young irish guy sitting in front of me who I'd never seen before shouted 'hey flood , your nothing but a bag of retarded monkey spunk!!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersFanBase 611 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 "HUV A CRACK!" being shouted from right behind ye.... meanwhile the balls in yer own half.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
box clever 2 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 A guy next to me always shouts as my mate goes to get his HT pie "6 pies wee man" and my pal turns red as he's quite big large anything but wee. You know who you are Alfie old yin Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacNaCeardadh 94 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 This was at Hampden rather than Ibrox, few years back for a Cup Final and they had one of those cringey half-time displays which seemed to involve a bunch of unfortunate sods dressed up as fruit playing a quick game of fitba'. The guys behind me were giving it "We are the Strawberry Loyal"... I was absolutely buckled for near enough the full 15 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddundas 1 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 A guy sitting near me said , this is game is so efin boring , i am away home to watch my goldfish or some excitement Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,630 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 When Rooney scored the penalty that Whittaker gave away, a guy in front of me without a hair on his head shouted, "Fuck off ya baldy granny fucking bastard".Everyone chuckled. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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