Mondraker

Absolutely stunned.....says no one. 
More of these stories will pop up. 

Obvious choice. Daft as fuck not to do it.

He’s rotten

Totally used to beat him over the head.
A far superior player to Lammers. A winning mindset too that some fans I think are mistaking for poor attitude. He's sat on the bench and watched some amount of shite over the past couple of seasons. I'd not be happy either.

Which makes Beales comments about Rice all the more confusing. Apparently he’s a top prospect but he’s young and needs protection. 
 
The magical Beale then throws him into that shit show on Sun and possibly gives him minutes in what could be an absolute clusterfuck tonight. 

Beales head is up his arse 
 

You think anyone has told him? 🤔 

Can't remember the manager's name but I remember the Leverkusen boss saying his performance was one of the best he'd seen after Ferguson bossed the entire match away in Germany. Think we won 2-1. 

Totally used to beat him over the head.
A far superior player to Lammers. A winning mindset too that some fans I think are mistaking for poor attitude. He's sat on the bench and watched some amount of shite over the past couple of seasons. I'd not be happy either.

Similarly, I hope people don’t write him off or be overly negative of him, when he misses a few games when Naismith may opt for experience and work rate over ability on the ball.  
 

What does Lammers actually offer us as a player?
He isn’t going to be a first choice centre forward because he isn’t clinical enough and he doesn’t score enough goals.
He can’t be a target man like focal point who comes on and gets in about it because although he’s tall, he’s not physical enough. 
He isn’t quick enough and doesn’t have the turn of pace needed to play out wide.
He can’t be an outright number ten who everything goes through because he doesn’t seem to fancy the battling side of Scottish football and he’s too flakey to be given that responsibility.
I mean he would probably be good on Skills School on Soccer AM, but that’s not going to win you real games of football.
A non scoring utility forward who’s done nothing but bounce around, playing for five clubs in three years is the sort of profile of player you would expect a club like Livingston or St Johnstone to sign on a free transfer, instead we’ve gone out and spent 3.5 million on him in the hope we can get a tune out of him.
A truly awful signing and a stick on to be a player who doesn’t play for us for any more than one season.
 

not entirely true, Lammers can only dream of scoring a screamer like Bert did 

Hes the attacking version of Bert fucking Konterman.
Runs around pointing and gesticulating to his team mates  where they should be & covering. But can't do feck all himself. 
He's beige personified.

Hes the attacking version of Bert fucking Konterman.
Runs around pointing and gesticulating to his team mates  where they should be & covering. But can't do feck all himself. 
He's beige personified.

Lammers reminds me of my best mate in high school. Decent enough touch, watch him on his own and has the look that he can do things and pull off some decent moves, but watch him during a match and he's about as much use as tits on fish!

Yes I think Lawrence shouldve been used more sparingly.  Surprised Roofe has lasted this long.
I don't see overly robust challenges outwith the ordinary.  It's like the players bodies are over stressed and any challenge is resulting in injury.
 
 

Cantwell, Dowell, Lawrence, Raskin, Matondo.
Not counting Danilo as that injury is self explanatory.
During preseason Beale said he wanted the players playing on heavy legs, something I'd never heard of but willing to let those more knowledgeable than me tell me how this is a benefit.
Now here we are a few games into the season and players are dropping like flies.  Have we (Beale & coaching team) harmed the players? There's no way during preseason should the players have looked like they were playing midwinter games after thursday/Sunday schedule.
Something is monumentally wrong and that's before we get to formations, tactics and players roles.

Heres a question ( i may have asked this before fuck knows) 
If we gave gio till end of season (league was done anyway) and doing proper recruitment, and if he somehow, miraculously, turned it around and won a cup or two, maybe kept him and gave him the money beale spent with no Wilson calling the shots 
Would we be any worse off than now? 

Thank you for your efforts Mr Beale...but they are horrific and you should leave. Oh and Take Lammers and Dessers with you. 

Matondo going off and we go five at the back. 
Time wasting an hour into the game. 
Having essentially 7 defensive players on the park. 
Scott Wright running about - he said pre-match “I looked at Motherwell and decided I want someone that can dribble on the park today”
Watching that tactic that so many shite teams do to us - keeper pretending to play it out from the back then changes his mind and waves them away up the park for a big blooter. All to waste time. 
 
The anger left me today and turned to being embarrassed watching that football. 
 
he can fuck off any time soon

I seriously wonder why any of the boys coming through our youth ranks would sign a professional contract with us.  It seems they are always at the back of the queue as far as management and fans concerned.

Hes so erratic but effective for his goals to minutes ratio it's impossible to know what to do with him.
 
Any other players I'm black and white and know 100% they need to leave or stay.
Fashion I've no idea.

Find a proper right winger and we wouldn't have to rely on Tav bombing forward. 
Give me a right back who can defend. Now there's a thought.

It’s wild that a player so shite can score a goal like this  He’s an enigma. 

If only we could play the other 88mins like we did those 2 . We'd be some team 

He’s obviously not at the level of legend but given his contributions I don’t understand some people’s needs to belittle him given his commitment to the club
He’s been a brilliant signing overall