GrandSuckMaster

Only Rangers game ever played at sea I believe

Agreed mate. Should have been earlier. We'll get them next time.

The things I'm reading about a Rangers legend on this page is fucking sickening...
If you don't like him as a manager fair enough but hes super Ally Mcoist have some fucking respect for the man so called Rangers fans my arse

Nonsense. Look at the ball over the top of his head and then his touch to take the ball down, was unlucky not to get a shot away.
His footballing brain is the reason why he's 35 and has scored so many goals so far this Season, he makes the runs at the right time.
I'm not saying he's perfect and he should start every game, but to suggest he 'spoils' our play is rubbish.

Totally inept up top so far. Vukic has to be put CF, only chance of a goal. Get shiels down the right with foster and Ferguson on for Clarke.

Daly is shite. Needs to be let go in summer and bring in someone with a bit of talent. Just a fucking knock down man with no-one to knock it down to.

Daly is shite. Needs to be let go in summer and bring in someone with a bit of talent. Just a fucking knock down man with no-one to knock it down to.

Alicia Silverstone

If our last premier league title winning team played in this division, they would have a couple of bad games and would definitely not win every game. There is always going to be games where we struggle, happens to higher up teams in every domestic cup competition on the planet. The performances the last 2 games have been poor, but we are developing a winning mentality under Ally and the squad looks, from the outside, very content with the coach. Playing attractive football would be nice, but we had to learn how to win first, which we have now done. Onwards and upwards from here, have the faith.

First things first, before anybody bleats and whines about this being in the Bears Den it is relevant in here as it is about the Rangers support in general and posters on here (and other forums). I'm fully aware I'm not exactly the most popular guy on here and this post will no doubt further cement that but theres a few things that are really starting to get on my tits with regards to the supporters of OUR club. So without much further ado lets begin.
Supporters Groups
Where do you guys get off? Whilst I think most of them have their hearts in the right place is there really any need for 6 different supporters groups all wanting their five minutes of fame? Sons of Struth, VB, RST, RSA (X2), UB all make points occasionally that I'm sure most of us will all agree on. Some might not like the leadership of certain groups or the past actions of others but c'mon to fuck guys. Heres a novel idea. Instead of working away in loads of wee groups that the majority (and I do mean the majority) of Rangers fans couldn't give a flying fuck about. You are all pretty much irrelevant to most fans. We see statement after statement with your names attached but theres never any action from any of you. I'd love to see an exhaustive list of achievments of these groups. Do us all a favour. You say you want to help push our club forward and get back to our rightful place at the top table of football? Then put your petty fucking egos aside and work together.
No doubt someone will come along and blame it all on Dingwall. I'm far from a fan of Dingwall but there are others in our support who are just as divisive.
We are Rangers fans. At the end of the day I don't give a fuck about anyones politics, religions or sexual orientation. If they are a bluenose then thats good enough for me. I dont give a flying fuck if you met some no mark Norther Irish Politician for a chat on parades or if you went to great bother to organise a lovely wee publicity stunt that saw your members regularly appear on TV (invariably with nothing more than soundbites which change fuck all) Rangers isn't your wee plaything. She belongs to all of us. and our Fathers, and our Grandfathers. Stop speaking for your 200 members and work together to speak for the majority. Then and only then can we truly affect change at Ibrox.
Harrassment of other Fans
I've only posted hee for about 18 months but in that time I've seen some fantastic posters be forced off the board. Some that I agree with, some that I wouldn't agree with if they told me the time of day, but bluenoses nonetheless. Nobodies opinion is worth more than anyone else. This used to be a pretty decent forum where you could get a decent chat with bears from all walks of lfe and all corners of the globe. Now? Now its turned into a horrific little network of trolls, liars, fantasists and bullies. There are plenty guys on here I regularly disagree with on here (eh 1st_Jan_1994) but never should it descend into personal attacks on posters or in one instance their wifes religious beliefs. I have nothing against anyone telling me I'm wrong and showing me why, Thats the whole point of a forum but when it gets to the point where some posters only real contribution to the board is one word posts calling others 'prick' or 'cunt' or 'fenian' it gets to the point where you wonder why you even bother. If you dont agree with someone debate the point with them dont disregard their opinion and start throwing petty insults around like some fucking 8 year old. Christ, I've even had one poster on here (Resting in my account) bring up an incident from when I was 15/16 (I'm 27 in a few weeks) in an attempt to humiliate me. Sadly it didnt go well for him as after I finally remembered the mildly amusing episode from my school days I went on to share several other highly embarrasing episodes from a similar time. The very fact someone felt the need to bring up something as innocuous as me wearing a snorkel at school for a laugh (and getting plenty I might add)shows me just how highly some of the Rangers support thinks of their 'brethren'.
Child Abuse
Can we just fucking drop this. To make light of child rape in the manner a sizable section of our support do frankly sickens me to the pit of my stomach. Quick hypothetical question to all the parents here. Your child gets raped. Would you be quite happy for people to use it as a point scoring exercise on a FOTTBALL forum or twitter/facebook? What about having 50,000 singing a song essentially mocking the rape of YOUR child? Not like the sound of that? No? Didn't really think so. Its utterly fucking disgusting. Time for another wee story here. One of my closest friends was sexually abused by his/her mothers partner as a child (He's a bear by the way) and this is something that still affects their life to this very minute (25 years after the abuse stopped). If you feel THAT strongly about the cover up that apparently took place at Celtic then make a complaint to the cops. Dont fucking crow about it on twitter like some kind of moral fucking arbiter. You're just a cunt who uses the sexual exploitation of children as a punchline.
Just for reference, some of the other groups currently being/previously investigated for cover up of the abuse of children
The Royal Air Force
The Boys Brigade
The Church of England
ITV
I've never seen a single post on here by any of you pricks who are so opposed to it you need to mention it every third post. But its nothing to do with point scoring. Its almost as if you are obsessed with the thought of child abuse you sick creepy bastards. I truly hope those who I speak about (and you'll know who you are) never have kids ever as I don't know if someone whos thoughts on football instantly turn to child abuse is the kind of person who should EVER be left alone with kids.
Boardroom Stuff
This one will be short and sweet.
Almost none of us have a fucking clue what is going on. Shut the fuck up and stop pretending like you do. If you actually do know what is going on in the boardroom then heres a novel idea. Give us the fucking truth. No soundbites. no teases. no smoke and mirrors. Give us the facts. Who knows, it might even keep you in a job come the end of October.
So, no doubt I've probably pissed most of you off now (I actually planned to make this a LOT longer but decided to stop wasting my time on folk who probably struggle to spell their own name so I'll wrap it up here with a slightly more positive note.
I may get the old ban hammer for this. If so, Its been fun. If not, then I'll happily back up any of the points I've made above.

He's a petulant twat who cant take criticism.

Missed this for training but I was gutted for them. Good effort, Scotland.

He's going to reinvest the money back into the club?
Ahahahahahaha.
Bill Mcmurdo should be ashamed.

I legs the fight that the coloured chap bit off a chunk of the other coloured chaps ear.

The thing with Khan he's like marmite (pardon the pun). Can't remember the last really shit boring fight he was in. All usually entertaining and your left sitting on edge of your seat thinking " is he gonna get knocked out" not a huge fan but love watching him

As a Scotland and Rangers fan this is right up there with my worst weekends in football.

The Elgin forwards are making a documentary about playing against Faure its called 'The Long Way Round'.

GIRUY Liewell

The most interesting thing about this commitee was the quality of the nominees selected.
In my opinion all the nominee's who turned down membership were of a much higher standard than the egotists who placed themselves on it.
Poor man's commitee. .

Never a more true word... well said mate as a number of our 'fans' ARE only there to spout drivel, I thought everyone knew this though ????????? ('they' have the same sort as well)

Einstein that's not her you responded to at first.
There's loads of songs sung by rangers fans that have no relevance to the team, as you say

I don't think I've ever heard anything quite as ridiculous as 'The Billy Boys Liaison committee'
The song is against the law and no reincarnation of it will be accepted, I think that's been made pretty clear. Sing it at home on your own if you must, but don't drag your fetish to the football. I understand this song has become a bit like a toy among some of the unlettered individuals on this site. By all means play with the toy at home, let your close family watch you play with the toy and in turn share the toy with them. Don't bring the toy with you to Ibrox or make us play with the toy. Understand that the toy looks dirty in the eyes of Scots law and won't be tolerated anymore. Liaison committee ? I think it's getting a bit silly now.
Try and find an alternative method of coping, for the health of this forum and the overall resolve of our club.

Testing the waters to see if all the bigots are gone and seeking attention as well obviously.

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