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Reid

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  1. colin, pics or its not happening sir.
  2. I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache." "It's a migraine," he explained. "No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fuck have you started speaking Italian?" Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command. Wonder woman hasn't actually got a cape, She just turned her apron around. I feel the same way about turtles as I do Asian people. If they aren't ninjas, I'm not interested. Got talking to a Chinese girl at Uni the other day, she was saying how almost every single piece of clothing she owns was hand-made by her own grandmother. She didn't
  3. cant help but feel somethings missing there.. oh aye, i know. Just spat a mouthfull of bow over the computer there :lol: apologies for the waste of bow
  4. cant help but feel somethings missing there.. oh aye, i know.
  5. Nah I just changed it to " I want to be with you " she'll know when i add her and send her the pic tho.
  6. haha nah, im affit. was just being a cunt really.
  7. Why? well if i said all asains were cunts, would that be racist? you've did no different there. so after your initial post, you've apparently fell head first off that big high horse and landed coupon first in a piss puddle.
  8. If you can't take a joke you're fucked. I cracked jokes about Jews and got a warning and the posts removed. people like jews tho. Why? They are the most evil people on earth You sir, are a racist.
  9. If you can't take a joke you're fucked. I cracked jokes about Jews and got a warning and the posts removed. people like jews tho.
  10. how in the name of the wee man did you manage to get sunburnt today? aye it was warm but nowhere near sunburn like
  11. of your mrs without her burkha eh? You think all Asians are Muslims???????????????????? only the evil ones 10/10 sir.
  12. you have a black asian baby? i thought my luck was bad
  13. cant take the credit if this was going about on sunday im afraid mate
  14. i was telling my mates in the pub that old joke about "what do you do when an epileptic has a fit in the bath? throw in your washing." They were all pissing themselves laughing when a fella tapped me on the shoulder and said "thats not funny, my brother was epileptic and died in the bath" "sorry mate" i said, "did he drown?" "no, he choked on a sock"
  15. that goes against everything the physio told me. i was told NOT to go for a hot baths to try help it, and to take at least 2/3 weeks out. stretches will help though. thats exactly what i done, i had a grade 3 tear and waited 5 weeks. it felt fine jogging etc and so i tried to play footy, 30 seconds later and i was back off the park. that was now 4 weeks ago. total 9 weeks out, and its still giving me problems even just walking now been told total rest, stretches and certain excercises should help.
  16. i know a lass called Shona Cocksedge. i never knew her surname until i added her to facebook, so glad i did.
  17. http://www.xepisodes.com/ is where i watch them.
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