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STONEHAVEN POLICE BAFFLED
Police in Stonehaven remain baffled by the destruction of sandcastles on Stonehaven beach. 
Patient plods staked out the beach overnight, keeping several sandcastles under close surveillance. However when the sun came up, cops were astonished to find the sandcastles gone. 
"it's as if the sea came up and took them. We have no idea how anyone got past us and wrecked them, but we're pretty sure it must by have been Rangers fans."
Police Scotland have set up a 50 man task force to track down the culprits. 

STONEHAVEN POLICE BAFFLED
Police in Stonehaven remain baffled by the destruction of sandcastles on Stonehaven beach. 
Patient plods staked out the beach overnight, keeping several sandcastles under close surveillance. However when the sun came up, cops were astonished to find the sandcastles gone. 
"it's as if the sea came up and took them. We have no idea how anyone got past us and wrecked them, but we're pretty sure it must by have been Rangers fans."
Police Scotland have set up a 50 man task force to track down the culprits. 

STONEHAVEN POLICE BAFFLED
Police in Stonehaven remain baffled by the destruction of sandcastles on Stonehaven beach. 
Patient plods staked out the beach overnight, keeping several sandcastles under close surveillance. However when the sun came up, cops were astonished to find the sandcastles gone. 
"it's as if the sea came up and took them. We have no idea how anyone got past us and wrecked them, but we're pretty sure it must by have been Rangers fans."
Police Scotland have set up a 50 man task force to track down the culprits. 

STONEHAVEN POLICE BAFFLED
Police in Stonehaven remain baffled by the destruction of sandcastles on Stonehaven beach. 
Patient plods staked out the beach overnight, keeping several sandcastles under close surveillance. However when the sun came up, cops were astonished to find the sandcastles gone. 
"it's as if the sea came up and took them. We have no idea how anyone got past us and wrecked them, but we're pretty sure it must by have been Rangers fans."
Police Scotland have set up a 50 man task force to track down the culprits. 

Clearly the new tactic is to portray Rangers in a bad light in as many ways as possible. 
If they can keep the kettle boiling folk will start believing it. 
This never happened story of the boy and the bottle will be giving them ideas. 
For them its not about football any more, its about damaging Rangers in any way they can, no holds barred. 
We need to be aware of this and do nothing to give them ammo. We must also be vigilant as they are certainly not above acting from within our ranks or stage managing events. 
Rangers need a few matches without trouble but I fear a bear attacking a burger will make headline news. 
They will be there to film any wee thing they can big up so just be careful. 

They have just announced it is outwith the stadium and their jurisdiction, so no action. 
Much to great rage from the dark side even tho thats usually their excuse. 

They have just announced it is outwith the stadium and their jurisdiction, so no action. 
Much to great rage from the dark side even tho thats usually their excuse. 

They have just announced it is outwith the stadium and their jurisdiction, so no action. 
Much to great rage from the dark side even tho thats usually their excuse. 

They have just announced it is outwith the stadium and their jurisdiction, so no action. 
Much to great rage from the dark side even tho thats usually their excuse. 

They have just announced it is outwith the stadium and their jurisdiction, so no action. 
Much to great rage from the dark side even tho thats usually their excuse. 

Much as I hate to admit it, we sbould do what the scum do. 
Challenge every decision PUBLICLY asking for clarification. 
If they're gonna gst a shitload of grief EVERY time, they will shun the spotlight and think twice about kicking us. 
Refs and linesmen are as keen on their careers as the players and won't want to be bringing heat down on their bosses or their reputations. Especially not from a high profile figure like Gerrard. 

It does seem a bit odd, and desperate. Imagine what he'd think of wee Dick Advocaat.
Gerrard would take this the same way we have. Its a joke. This thread has been comedy gold. Anyone getting wound up by tosh like yer managers tiny, needs to go have a word with themselves.
Gerrards back playing tonight....at subbuteo.

No....it was the current board that signed the suicidal deal.
Rangers paid 3m to get Ashley off THEIR backs, not the clubs.
They neglected to mention the payment when they announced Ashley was gone.
They negotiated a deal with JD and announced it whilst ignoring the contract they signed with Ashley.
Despite it being clearly a case we couldnt win, they let it go to court BEFORE settling, costing the club another 500 grand or two Laffertys.
Who knows what they've signed up to now after Ashley bent them over. Im not convinced king knows what transparency means when he promises it.
JD may well be the next to take us to court.
This cant go on. We need somebody competent in charge. Not someone who lies to the fans and who thinks the law can just be ignored.

No....it was the current board that signed the suicidal deal.
Rangers paid 3m to get Ashley off THEIR backs, not the clubs.
They neglected to mention the payment when they announced Ashley was gone.
They negotiated a deal with JD and announced it whilst ignoring the contract they signed with Ashley.
Despite it being clearly a case we couldnt win, they let it go to court BEFORE settling, costing the club another 500 grand or two Laffertys.
Who knows what they've signed up to now after Ashley bent them over. Im not convinced king knows what transparency means when he promises it.
JD may well be the next to take us to court.
This cant go on. We need somebody competent in charge. Not someone who lies to the fans and who thinks the law can just be ignored.

No....it was the current board that signed the suicidal deal.
Rangers paid 3m to get Ashley off THEIR backs, not the clubs.
They neglected to mention the payment when they announced Ashley was gone.
They negotiated a deal with JD and announced it whilst ignoring the contract they signed with Ashley.
Despite it being clearly a case we couldnt win, they let it go to court BEFORE settling, costing the club another 500 grand or two Laffertys.
Who knows what they've signed up to now after Ashley bent them over. Im not convinced king knows what transparency means when he promises it.
JD may well be the next to take us to court.
This cant go on. We need somebody competent in charge. Not someone who lies to the fans and who thinks the law can just be ignored.

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

It is scandalous they have a story on someone suing celtic for child abuse, they say they aren't naming the perp, but then go on to have a go about Neely, Dunn and Rangers. No mention Hibs covered that up too, or Rangers fired them and reported them to the cops. Thats instantly deflectors set to max, despite there being no court cases ever concerning Rangers.
They aren't even trying to hide their bias any more.
This is going to explode on the tims big time and I hope we put pressure on the authorities to act. Time to play them at their own game with banners etc and back the SFA and the media into a corner.
They had no hesitation in doing it to us and they're still kicking us around.
This is their achilles heel and if we keep the kettle boiling we stop them burying it again. They have been remarkably dogged and persistent, playing the long game and we should do likewise til it brings them down.  I doubt we will get another chance.

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?
 

We cant base anything on previous games. We have a completely different team and to be honest, if we can't go to Killie confident we might as well give up.
We now have a defence, a decent midfield, wingers and strikers which offers up many options on goal. All of which were previously lacking.
Anything can happen in a one off game, but we are much stronger on paper as well as on the pitch, so this should present few problems. 
How can we hope to beat the tarriers if we're worried about Killie ?