Jack The Flipper

There’s one called The Man Hole in Paphos  or there’s The Tool Box in Ayia Napa
no colours though but you must wear a leather police hat 
good luck ?
 

was it 'homos'?
... apologies

was it 'homos'?
... apologies

I'm on holiday too mate Just arrived in Menorca this morning was out tonight looking to see where I can watch the game and there was a few bars and restaurants down the marina showing it so that's me sorted. Last time I was ayia Napa Craig's bar showed all the games hope you get sorted mate.??

was it 'homos'?
... apologies

Craigs Bar Ayia Napa 

Everyones a helmet in my opinion

That was the exact line I had in mind ?

Ooooo, I bet she was first in line when god was handing out chests

Fuck that, I’m getting some skud mags and an old sock put in with me

maybe it was both at the same time ?

Think that was the first week....

bones made of Balsa wood and muscles made of cotton wool?

Didn’t know he was at celtic boys club as a youth mate. 

Fuck sake he took a sicky as he fucked up two of his shirts?

Rossiter Injury list
Lower Back Damaged Vertebrae x 1 Knee ligament injury x 3 Rotator cuff strain x 2 Ankle sprain x 5 Trapped testicles x 1 Achilles tendonitis x 3 Jumper's knee x 1 Shin splints x 1 Broken arse x 2 Metatarsal stress fracture x 1  

Not long now until the Rossiter injured thread..

Kenny Miller is yes, right up until his death, he will just get better and better

So Kenny Miller is better than Harry Kane?!?!?!?!?

More experienced players tend also to be very streetwise, able to foul and get away with it, know how to trick the other player into making wrong runs etc. They also tend to be able to put mistakes and problems behind them, instead of having it playing on their mind and affecting their game.

Played against Derek a bit when we were at school.  Very very talented.  He wasn't too bad either.

Depends what he wants in life, he might realise his playing career is about to end and he has one last chance to be seen as a good player.
he might realise his playing career is about to end and can't be arsed doing anything but drinking and partying

Pena could play at a higher level if he wore a sports bra.
I'm starting to think he was great but his tits held him back, poor guy.
 

And people wanted him given a couple of year contract with us for a second spell...
The beginning with his tie scraping across the microphone was funny and kind of sums him up at this moment in time
"I praised them"
"there's no way they should feel down about that"
4-0
what a loser mentality "well done lads, it was only 4-0 we lost"