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    standup got a reaction from Davie Mr Magic Cooper in The House of Cards   
    Pretty average post really, I only gave it a like because everybody else did.🙂
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    standup got a reaction from Bakbear in The House of Cards   
    Pretty average post really, I only gave it a like because everybody else did.🙂
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    standup got a reaction from Colin Traive in The House of Cards   
    Pretty average post really, I only gave it a like because everybody else did.🙂
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    standup reacted to Colin Traive in The House of Cards   
    Most of us knew it would happen but, personally, I thought it would take our first trophy to push them over the edge. But no, a single goal victory in a single match has done the trick.
    The seeds were sewn in the summer when complacency and arrogance led them to think that a  squad actually weaker than the previous season (Dembele, Roberts out, Morgan in) would still be too strong for everyone else. Some of their support began to fidget but Big Peter and St Brenda had never failed them, right?
    Defeats to Killie and Hibs increased the jitters as our European heroics indicated a steel and determination absent for so long. The fidgeting got worse as they announced a bonus of 2.3m for Big Peter yet couldn’t shake off Rangers or Killie in the league they had come to see as their own.
    Their friends in the media stayed loyal, hounding Morelos at every turn and bigging up journeymen like Christie and Edouard as if they were world beaters. And of course, the loyal suppression of THAT story continued for the most part as the verdicts were reported but our courageous journalists steadfastly refused to join the dots.
    Then it happened. St Brenda’s first defeat at the thirteenth hurdle. Their fourth defeat of the season matching the total of the previous two seasons combined. And the manner of the defeat was even more telling than the scoreline. Totally dominated and clueless.
    They are creatures of habit and, true to form, they turned on the officials and the SFA (an organisation more loyal, valuable and reliable to them than a bloody guide dog to a blind man) in a major deflection operation. The rules which state that, if the referee saw an incident and chose not to act, then no further sanctions can be applied, surely couldn’t apply here.
    “‘Mon tae fuck” they howled.
    The house of cards begins to shudder.
    Then Rangers ramp up the pressure by strengthening further with Defoe, Davis, Jones and Kamara on their way. Shit, this is serious.
    And so the head of the supporters group (Mr “not enough Protestants on the Titanic“ himself) writes to the erstwhile allies at Hampden, effectively calling them cheats for following the rules. And, in what is clearly an orchestrated manoeuvre, the club follow it up with a demand for transparency. The club which has made an art form of secrecy and cover up now pushing for “transparency”. Utterly priceless.
    Their world is collapsing in on them and they are in blind panic.
    And of course, there hangs over them, THAT story. It hasn’t gone away and they may yet regret the stupidity of turning on the SFA who will hold the fate of that poisonous club in their hands.
    It is the perfect storm and it has been a long time coming. Their lack of class and dignity is exposed for all to see and it is not pretty. The house of cards is hanging by a thread and an act of defiance or bravery by either the SFA or a serious journalist (Mark Daly?) will surely bring the whole rancid slum crashing to the ground.
    I am thoroughly enjoying the show so far and would encourage all Bears to pull up a chair with, dare I suggest, a bowl of jelly and ice cream?

     
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    standup reacted to Mols94 in Steven Gerrard - Fix You   
    Put together this wee video. Grin and bear it through the first 25 seconds, it makes it all the sweeter in the end
     
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    standup reacted to The Ibrox Derry in Call me a poof   
    Many many of us have shed a few tears of joy today. From where we have been, almost killed off 6 years ago, absolutely down and very nearly out, every Tom, Dick and Harry putting a boot in, to the debacles of McCoist and McDowell, Charles Green and the gangsters, losing the play off to Motherwell, losing Cup Final to Hibs, to the shambles of Pedro and Murty, and the utter humiliating drubbings by the puddle drinkers. That's just a brief snapshot from the last 6 years, there were many more fuck ups, and many more people and organisations trying to twist the knife. 
    Well today, fuck every single one of them, we are back, and because of all the pain and shit above, we are as stronger than ever we have been.
    OUR TITLE IS COMING HOME.
    Ps someone put an extensive list up a few months ago of all the calamities over the last 6 years, if anyone can find it and repost it, I would appreciate having another look.
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    standup got a reaction from Sparkle in Call me a poof   
    We are all poofs today.
     
    Love you all
    xxxxxxxxxx
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    standup got a reaction from Ayrblue1 in Call me a poof   
    We are all poofs today.
     
    Love you all
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    standup reacted to Drunk and disorderly. in SLO on Twitter - tickets for Saturday   
    Doubt he will turn up for a match against them. Never has before.
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    standup reacted to Heshootshescores in Our away support   
    He was scared of a riot, so he decided to start a riot. 🤔
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    standup reacted to BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT in united sack jose   
    Hahahaha ,even a reindeer with a red nose is on the short list before the Brendan 
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    standup got a reaction from BridgeIsBlue in Tell all the Tim’s you know   
    Without actually celebrating, I feel quite happy about Rangers these days, its like everything is going to be allright.
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    standup got a reaction from plumbGER in Tell all the Tim’s you know   
    Without actually celebrating, I feel quite happy about Rangers these days, its like everything is going to be allright.
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    standup got a reaction from magic8ball in VB articles on Bheast FC   
    Six jocks knew.
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    standup got a reaction from Loyaleastend in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from scottyscott1963 in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from Sparkle in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from Ben10 in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from HG5 in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from SpidermansGaffer in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from LOL153 No Surrender!!! in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup got a reaction from SeparateEntityMyArse in VB articles on Bheast FC   
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    standup reacted to CoatbridgeBear in European Super League - Old Firm opportunity?   
    ‘Old firm’ stop assosciating us with that peadophile ring.
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    standup reacted to pollok-bear in Brenda rodgers   
    I never start topics on here and before anyone goes stop been obsessed with them but did u see his interview when he got asked about popcorn teeth getting hit with the coin, he went on a big rant about it and how these things should not be happening. He was asked the same question about Morelos and his reply it’s nothing to do with me.
    this fucking Cunt is a right dirty prick but he is more fly about it. You get you in yer face taig cunts and then u get the fly ones like him and tht Wullie Collum.
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    standup got a reaction from Carsons Dog in The managers baffling decisions   
    He puts Middleton on far too early, I would wait to put him on for the last kick of the ball.
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