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Am I genuinely watching as our best CM sits ineffectively in a back 3 as  Jack and Kamara have a total fucking horrorshow in the middle.
Fucksake Gio come on. Time to change it.

I'm not saying 1-0 would be terrible. I'm saying were looking more likely to losing this by more than drawing level.

These are the better side by a distance.
Midfield non-existent. Jack having the poorest game I've seen in a long while.
Borna...........
Need to fucking up it here

These are the better side by a distance.
Midfield non-existent. Jack having the poorest game I've seen in a long while.
Borna...........
Need to fucking up it here

These are the better side by a distance.
Midfield non-existent. Jack having the poorest game I've seen in a long while.
Borna...........
Need to fucking up it here

Bastard.
Home first against the hardest sides.
Worst outcome possible.

Needed to be at his tip top best to explain those fucking permutations of that draw!!!

This Tom Barlow guy looked like he was absolutely bricking it last time and this time around, to avoid that, he's just done about 5 lines before going on air

Fuck me didnt realise quite how big Gio and Yilmaz were.

Fuck me didnt realise quite how big Gio and Yilmaz were.

Fuck me didnt realise quite how big Gio and Yilmaz were.

Fuck me didnt realise quite how big Gio and Yilmaz were.

Fuck me didnt realise quite how big Gio and Yilmaz were.

He's had a shite game. We have had plenty of our better players have shite games.
He's proven in the SPL as a top top player.
Playing for us is a different level. The occasion has got to him but I don't doubt his ability. He'll be ok.

Horrific debut.
But we know he's good enough for the SPL.
Put it down to nerves.

Took us on a 3/1 @ 1 down. Winning start to the season!!!

I like the look of him.
Always wanted the ball. Looked far more suited to that role than Lawrence. 

One of my all-time favourite players. 

Just done some back of the envelope calculations. He'd have to really up his goals to game ratio.
He has to score another 243 goals to match McCoist's all comps record. Morelos averages a goal every two games for us so if as a forecast would likely have to play another 486 games for Rangers to catch McCoist's overall record.
He averages 44 games a season for us at the moment so he'd likely have to play for another 11 odd seasons here based on that to catch up. 
I genuinely don't think McCoist's record will ever be broken because someone who scores like that for us won't last very long here in this day and age.

ALFREDO MORELOS is set to end any uncertainty over his future by putting pen-to-paper on a long-term deal to commit himself to Rangers for the coming years.
Boss Giovanni van Bronckhorst revealed on Monday that the striker is in talks over fresh terms as he continues his recovery from the injury that ruled him out of the closing stages of last season.
And Herald and Times Sport understands a deal is all-but in place that will see Morelos stay in Glasgow well beyond the end of his current contract.
Rangers remain in discussions with Morelos and his representatives and talks are ongoing over the length of deal that will be put on the table for the Colombian to sign.
The 26-year-old was part of the squad that Van Bronckhorst put through their paces at Ibrox as he continues preparations for his sixth season with Rangers and he showed no ill-effects of the thigh injury that he sustained in April.
Morelos was strongly linked with a move to Sevilla earlier this summer but he is now poised to sign on once again and confirm his place as an integral part of Van Bronckhorst's plans ahead of Rangers' bid to regain their Premiership title this term.
Van Bronckhorst said: "At the moment he is training in a big part of the session, which is a good sign.
"Every session he looks better and sharper so we are monitoring his development really closely in the coming weeks because when he is fit he is one option for me up front.
"We all know his quality. I would rather have him back as quickly as possible.
"I am only looking at his physical fitness at the moment. He has been out for a long time but is working really hard to get back to the levels that he has to be to perform in games.
"Of course the other issue is the contract he has. He is very positive about signing a new contract, we are doing our best to get Morelos to sign a new contract as well.
"Hopefully in the next coming weeks we will sort it out but the talks are going."
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/sport/20519450.rangers-eye-long-term-alfredo-morelos-deal-striker-prepares-commit-ibrox-future/

Dont think we need to get too worried about that performance. That team has one of the top managers in the world, with a front 3 that is up there with the best in the europe and class all through the side.
That's a top 4 team there.
 
 

Dont think we need to get too worried about that performance. That team has one of the top managers in the world, with a front 3 that is up there with the best in the europe and class all through the side.
That's a top 4 team there.
 
 

Aye. Was a good workout for us today and we faced a quality opponent. Rather we played them than skelp some diddy team and not get out of second gear.
The new signings performed very well and seem to be hitting the ground running. Roll on Saturday...

Dont think we need to get too worried about that performance. That team has one of the top managers in the world, with a front 3 that is up there with the best in the europe and class all through the side.
That's a top 4 team there.