bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Pierre! There's only one Pierre!He takes it up the rear!Cos he's a fuckin' queer!Quierre, There's only one Quierre!He takes it up the rear!Thank fuck he's no' a 'Ger!There's only one Mark Viduka,His burd's a fuckin' hooker!For a couple of bob,She'll suck yer knob!Walking in a looney wonderland.There's only one Henrik LarssonHe's got a face like a Martian!With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smileLarsson is a fuckin' paedophile!Tell all the tims ye know, Inverness is as far as you'll goYou wont need yer shades, yer buckets or spadesBut you might need a sleigh for the snowThe pope he is a NaziHe was in Hitlers youthAnd he likes to bless the wee young boyscos he's a fuckin poof Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,840 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Tell all the tims you know,That in Ireland potatoes now grow.Take your priests and your nuns, And your guns and your bombs,The famine is over go home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu1993 101 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 the old .. Nakamura Ate My Dog Ate My Dog. first time i herd that was so funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,840 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Anton Anton,Anton Anton... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 The famine is over, why dont you go home Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 He dives to the left, he dives to the right, Neil Alexander, has a wee wank at night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue corn flakes 1,282 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Hes 6 foot 2 with currly hairhis teeth are fucked but we dont carecarlos cuellar the rangers centre half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,067 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 When Dalgleish had taken over at the Theatre of Screams after the Barnes fiasco.The Whole Rangers away support sang "Will he stay or will he go? Mibbies aye,Mibbies naw!" for the whole 90mins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 We were not abused, by the Nuns, the Priests or the Catholic church, we were not abused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackunion 536 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 the one about bobby getting buried in a pencil case is a good yin,canny remember the other verses in it though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Who won slimmer of the year? Boabby boabby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillybilly 151 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 theres only one jorge cattettehe's got hair like spaghettihe's portuguesehe's wan a these walkin in a F*nian wonderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
downviewbear 151 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 pierre theres only one pierre he takes it up the rear Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rfc2 3 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 He dives to the left, he dives to the right, Neil Alexander, has a wee wank at night funny stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin93 136 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Who won slimmer of the year? Boabby boabbyThats a good one get it up that dirty bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBear71 3 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Some poor monkey's got a Tony Mowbray heid!closely followed by,Some poor mongel's got a Susan Boyles heid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrfc1986 0 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Only onE Joe mckeldry when that tit ollie murs turned up at the piggery last season.... No ma favourite but thot it was a good laf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgowRangersChampions52 5 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "are you celtic in disguise" again sporting lisbon in the uefa cup run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose_72 198 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Chanting "Penis! Penis!" at Dundee Utd goalkeeper Dusan Pernis last season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Fuck you boruc, Mcgeady shagged yer wife...is up there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymc10 6 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Cant think of any but we NEED to make a good chant to sing all season while lennon is manager Suggestions ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_rfc 24 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Its a conspiracy" is defo one of my most favourite recent ones Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben10 2,294 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Swing lowLou McCarry's boyDangling from the branch of a tree"The scottish cup final the day after Lou McCarry's son hung himselfThats fuckin sick, churned ma stomach there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan72 12 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Swing lowLou McCarry's boyDangling from the branch of a tree"The scottish cup final the day after Lou McCarry's son hung himselfThats fuckin sick, churned ma stomach there.Oh shut up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllYAdair 1 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 There's only one Gary Glitter,He did Mcgeady up the shitter,Maloney too and big jock knew,Walking in a peado wonderland.OH they beasted maloney, mcgeady and darren o'dea,They beasted lennon, larrson and paul mcstay,and all those celtic "greats" who've walked through parkheads gates, just to be beasted the Glasgow Celtic way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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