JamieG54 812 Posted November 3, 2013 Author Share Posted November 3, 2013 He was happy which is what counts.Even he realised she was only good for a fling and not wife material.Tbh she looks like a very badly made up drag queen. Speaking of wife material.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,615 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 seen more Bellends than weekends Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearsinbath 95 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Must have been like opening the back door and shagging the night. Must have been like shagging a stab wound in a gorillas back! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,615 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 like puttin a pin where a nails been Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,698 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgunThatd brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathen fish boy 8,615 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 she's had more helmets than hitlers hatstand Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Bear 443 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 More pricks than a second hand dart board. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger77 742 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 It widnae be much of a landing strip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RancidCutlass 190 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Her fanny is tainted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 48,226 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 More one ups than Mario. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non_Sucumbi 876 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Heard the story years ago about Ricksen shagging Jordan. Spoke to big Joe and he denied the incident ever took place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Flingin a hotdog intae hampden. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodz 98 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Must have been like opening the back door and shagging the night.New favourite post Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Might as well get stuck in if you get that chance. Thank fuck for big Fernando sake it was pre Peter Andre, that sloppy seconds would be like sticking your boaby into a vat of pure evil Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybear 258 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Tbh I am furious, that this story from his book is doing the rounds again! he was a brilliant player, and not just for us, won medals at other clubs, and sorry I wouldn't brag about sleeping with that slapper anywhere. Must have been out his nut that night Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Tbh I am furious, that this story from his book is doing the rounds again! he was a brilliant player, and not just for us, won medals at other clubs, and sorry I wouldn't brag about sleeping with that slapper anywhere. Must have been out his nut that night Should check out Billy Dodds piece in the herald. He thinks now is a good time to expose some of Fernandos bust ups at Ibrox. Unlike Barry Fergusons piece which is full of understanding for a former teammate, Dodds cant wait to expose the "Fernando" Moments. Pure scum is Dodds Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the drummer 414 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 a howk that's what she is Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choochooblue 342 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Like chucking a roll of carpet into an empty warehouse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choochooblue 342 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Throwing a dowt up a close . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,737 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Be like waving a conductor's baton in the Royal Albert Hall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mearns loyal 2,762 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Tbh I am furious, that this story from his book is doing the rounds again! he was a brilliant player, and not just for us, won medals at other clubs, and sorry I wouldn't brag about sleeping with that slapper anywhere. Must have been out his nut that night YHYH Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690KWilliam 170 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 She has a cunt wider than a wizard's sleeve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,326 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Throwing a banger up a close Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RD.1872 890 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Could shove both hands up her n start clapping Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FernandoR20 2,133 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I don't care, i still would. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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