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I've renewed my ST, what's your point? Thankfully Mr Marshalls Louden is a two minute walk from my seat in the Copland for when it all goes horribly wrong AGAIN, under Ally.

My point is - you are part of this "comedy", whether you like it or not - cos you are Rangers till you die.

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Lol. GOAT wallowing in a defeat. Think I'll post my thoughts on the game in a less shite thread....

Good luck finding one, if it's talking about McCoists Rangers, they're all fucking shite. (tu)

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Good luck finding one, if it's talking about McCoists Rangers, they're all fucking shite. (tu)

Well mate, turns out I found one within seconds that was critical but fair and wasn't wallowing.

Posted there. :pipe:

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This is genuinely the most pathetic thread that has ever existed for as long as I have been a member of this forum.

You should have pitched them the idea of you going on tv and just talking about the thoughts that rattle about in that silly wee head of yours. That's guaranteed to draw some smirks.

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This is genuinely the most pathetic thread that has ever existed for as long as I have been a member of this forum.

You should have pitched them the idea of you going on tv and just talking about the thoughts that rattle about in that silly wee head of yours. That's guaranteed to draw some smirks.

Aye, you're right the truth is pathetic. That's the sad thing.

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Ally McCoist: Football manager.

The script wrote itself. It's all about this legendary player who decides to get into football management for the club he became a legend and hero for everyone at, then it shows his fall hero to embarrassment. It all kicks off with crashing out of Europe to diddy teams before the schools go back, then it's the league cup to a 1st division team, he then proceeds to throw a 15 point lead away in the SPL in just over a month, and then he crashes out of the Scottish Cup at home to Dundee Utd in front of 17,000 fans already sick of his pish.

But that's just the start, his club goes into administration is relegated to the lower tiers of his countries league and then loses half his squad. He starts to come out with some great headlines for the papers and wins over the support he was losing again. Then he proceeds to have his team embarrassed by losing against part timers, crashing out of the league cup again, and the Scottish cup again and then even worse the Ramsdens Cup to part time opposition.

The next season, it's more of the same, crashes out of the league cup at the first time of asking to a part time team, crashes out the Scottish Cup at a whimper to Dundee Utd and then the biggest embarrassment of all loses the Ramsdens Cup final to Raith Rovers.

Season four is being worked on as we speak, it starts off with being embarrassed by a highland league outfit, then being destroyed off a might american college team, I'm unsure where it goes from there...

Hopefully the show gets cancelled now, but with so much comedy I can't see it, they maybe need a producer with balls to say enough is enough of the comedy.

Attention seeker seeks audience.

Ooh look, I've started yet another thread.

Pitiful

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Ally McCoist: Football manager.

The script wrote itself. It's all about this legendary player who decides to get into football management for the club he became a legend and hero for everyone at, then it shows his fall hero to embarrassment. It all kicks off with crashing out of Europe to diddy teams before the schools go back, then it's the league cup to a 1st division team, he then proceeds to throw a 15 point lead away in the SPL in just over a month, and then he crashes out of the Scottish Cup at home to Dundee Utd in front of 17,000 fans already sick of his pish.

But that's just the start, his club goes into administration is relegated to the lower tiers of his countries league and then loses half his squad. He starts to come out with some great headlines for the papers and wins over the support he was losing again. Then he proceeds to have his team embarrassed by losing against part timers, crashing out of the league cup again, and the Scottish cup again and then even worse the Ramsdens Cup to part time opposition.

The next season, it's more of the same, crashes out of the league cup at the first time of asking to a part time team, crashes out the Scottish Cup at a whimper to Dundee Utd and then the biggest embarrassment of all loses the Ramsdens Cup final to Raith Rovers.

Season four is being worked on as we speak, it starts off with being embarrassed by a highland league outfit, then being destroyed off a might american college team, I'm unsure where it goes from there...

Hopefully the show gets cancelled now, but with so much comedy I can't see it, they maybe need a producer with balls to say enough is enough of the comedy.

If we win the championship this year GOAT no one will remember your script.

They will instead remember the man who stood up for Rangers when nobody else would, who had to concentrate on football whilst con-man after con-man betrayed him and our club.

The man who brought us back to where we belong after disaster struck our football club.

No-one will ever forget the contribution Ally made as a manager to take us back to the top-flight.

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If we win the championship this year GOAT no one will remember your script.

They will instead remember the man who stood up for Rangers when nobody else would, who had to concentrate on football whilst con-man after con-man betrayed him and our club.

The man who brought us back to where we belong after disaster struck our football club.

No-one will ever forget the contribution Ally made as a manager to take us back to the top-flight.

Whats wrong? Frankies thread not enough to have a boot at the manager?

Im in agreement he is not good enough but this is pathetic and something you would expect on a tarrier forum.

Yep to both of these. Hence posting my thoughts in one of the other threads. This thread is just about GOAT indulging himself.

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Ally's job is to win the Championship this season if he does that no one will remember a daft pre-season kickabout in 20 years time.

He's signed the right players to get the job done IMHO it's just a case of getting them to gel as a team.

I think Ally will probably call it quits at the end of the season anyway it's been a long 4 years with all the crap that's gone on so all the fans might as well get behind him for one of our biggest seasons ever.

Hopefully the financial situation at the club is better in 12 months time and we can bring in a better calibre of player. If we are still dealing in players the class of Law and Black it won't really matter who the manager is.

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Ally's job is to win the Championship this season if he does that no one will remember a daft pre-season kickabout in 20 years time.

He's signed the right players to get the job done IMHO it's just a case of getting them to gel as a team.

I think Ally will probably call it quits at the end of the season anyway it's been a long 4 years with all the crap that's gone on so all the fans might as well get behind him for one of our biggest seasons ever.

Hopefully the financial situation at the club is better in 12 months time and we can bring in a better calibre of player. If we are still dealing in players the class of Law and Black it won't really matter who the manager is.

Cant believe your still defending him

He wouldn't get a job with a Sunday league team and that's not exaggerating

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Allys a dud sick of this shit we are a joke of a club. Embarrassing where we are. Only positive is the fans.

Positive and fans just don't go together right now! I'm sick fed up of the majority of fans truth be told. Forever fucking arguing or moaning about the club in some manner.

I'm just grateful I have my club after what we have been through. It isn't pleasant to watch at times but by christ I'd rather that than nothing.

These anti Ally threads are what is embarrassing. I think we could do better with someone else but I'm not going to write fairy tales about how bad Ally may be. It achieves absolutely nothing.

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