Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I knew a davy mccewan from maryhill but he was a pape,is it you davybhoy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfYeCannae 48 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 "Have you never been pished and not done anything stupid?"Seen that quite a lot on this long arsed thread about some fuckin rocket of a boy who can't handle his drink.I've been to games pished, but not once, have I ever thought, fuck it, I'm gonna run onto the pitch and make myself look like a fuckin cockwomble.Fuck him Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 "Have you never been pished and not done anything stupid?"Seen that quite a lot on this long arsed thread about some fuckin rocket of a boy who can't handle his drink.I've been to games pished, but not once, have I ever thought, fuck it, I'm gonna run onto the pitch and make myself look like a fuckin cockwomble.Fuck himi've never heard anycunt in real life call anycunt a cockwomble,do you and yer friends use that patter a lot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I mean if ye shouted 'haw you ya cockwomble' to somecunt the cunt would be laughing at you Well i would laugh at anyone i heard using it tbh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary-Rangers1 33 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 He will probley only be a few hours from getting out now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfYeCannae 48 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 i've never heard anycunt in real life call anycunt a cockwomble,do you and yer friends use that patter a lot?Only for special cunts who run onto pitches making an absolute fucking arse of themselves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Only for special cunts who run onto pitches making an absolute fucking arse of themselves.Tbh i think you could make an arse of yerself shouting 'cockwomble'at cunts aswell.Too a lesser degree than running on the pitch of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfYeCannae 48 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I mean if ye shouted 'haw you ya cockwomble' to somecunt the cunt would be laughing at you Well i would laugh at anyone i heard using it tbh.I literally could not give one single fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfYeCannae 48 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Tbh i think you could make an arse of yerself shouting 'cockwomble'at cunts aswell.See above post Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I literally could not give one single fuckProbably just as well if yer gonna be shouting 'cockwomble' at guys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I mean i reckon if i shouted 'cockwomble' at guys they'd think it was some poofy thing i was suggesting.Just saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Anyway thats enough of cockwombling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanhentze 14,089 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Fucking cockwomble?? Shite patter Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The thread that keeps on giving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 71,895 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Prob ran on thinking this was his moment, "embrace me Ibrox! Give me that famous Glasgow Rangers cheer that I will take to my grave!" He made the dash over the ad boards and sprinted across that hallowed turf.....stopped and held his arms aloft to drink in the moment before the fans burst out in song."YA FUCKING FAT BASTART!" Enjoy that ya fat mess of a boy.If you read this then get tae the fucking gym and get a hold of your life ya utter loser. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoniram 1,919 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 What if.....he just ran on the pitch and made a cunt of himself....oh wait he did.'What ifs' are nonsense.Hes lucky to still be walking Glad you think it's so funny. Share the same mentality by the looks of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Glad you think it's so funny. Share the same mentality by the looks of it.What if....you just fucked off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Glad you think it's so funny. Share the same mentality by the looks of it.So anyway since yer here can you elaborate on the 'hes lucky to still be walking' did he hurt his ankle when the stewards brought him down? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 So a guy looks like to get a life banning order for running on the pitch meanwhile graham spiers is outdoing a bear from a seat you do the math Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,470 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The daft cunt was standing on the stairs in BF1 with 4 or 5 of his mates making a nuisance of himself bumping into people, bumped into the lad next to me then stumbled down the stairs to the gate at the front, somehow managed to get his fat arse over the top and started walking towards the west enclosure, only when a steward made a half arsed attempt to grab him did he turn and attempt to run on the pitch but fell flat on his face, the steward could have got a hold of him then but shat himself and let the boy get back up and run onto the pitch... Fuck knows how he even got into the ground in the state he was in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,527 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Prob ran on thinking this was his moment, "embrace me Ibrox! Give me that famous Glasgow Rangers cheer that I will take to my grave!" He made the dash over the ad boards and sprinted across that hallowed turf.....stopped and held his arms aloft to drink in the moment before the fans burst out in song."YA FUCKING FAT BASTART!" Enjoy that ya fat mess of a boy.If you read this then get tae the fucking gym and get a hold of your life ya utter loser.Spot on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_mcewan 3 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm already bored with you but no you don't have to have been stupid and spend a night in the cells but you need to have a little basic understanding of getting mwi and doing something daft,which likely doesnt apply to you going by yer squarish post.a "basic understanding of getting mwi"? aw that explains it, I don't understand it obviously... You do realise you're making a fool of yourself on here? Perhaps its because you're mwi right now and gives you the excuse to be abit of a fanny.Also, I havent ever been to maryhill, is it nice? Must be that I live such a boring life eh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 a "basic understanding of getting mwi"? aw that explains it, I don't understand it obviously...You do realise you're making a fool of yourself on here? Perhaps its because you're mwi right now and gives you the excuse to be abit of a fanny.Also, I havent ever been to maryhill, is it nice? Must be that I live such a boring life eh?Aye its lovely here thanks for asking.Whats your excuse for being boring? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 a "basic understanding of getting mwi"? aw that explains it, I don't understand it obviously...You do realise you're making a fool of yourself on here? Perhaps its because you're mwi right now and gives you the excuse to be abit of a fanny.Also, I havent ever been to maryhill, is it nice? Must be that I live such a boring life eh?I think you are that davy McCewan bhoy.Theres similarities in yer way of thinking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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