Fifa

[.Williamson. 82,305]

7 minutes ago, Queen's_highway said:

I done community service at a chapel there or next to it.  That was enough for me. 

What was the service? Bulldozing the fucking thing down?

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

9 minutes ago, The Godfather said:

Unless of course you are playing FIFA then you start making up obscene curse words like " Black shitcunt wankbag of a boy" , chuck the control off the floor...jab the armrest of the couch and the classic tense yer body up with sheer rage until you feel light headed.

Turn it off then 10 minutes later switch it back on again.

 

 

And that's when you win!

[baltic_blue 108]

Give me sensible soccer or kick off ahead of this pish any day. Last time I attempted to play one of these fifa games was about 15 years ago and it was awful. Fucking button and control combinations to play a football game. Fair enough I was probably shite at it but still. Bring back the days of one button controllers.

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

17 minutes ago, Willis said:

aye only someone who constantly plays it could describe the game  you've caught me

I bet you play it all the time. And I bet you're one of they pricks that only ever goes Barca or Madrid when playing online.

[KeyserSoze 14,553]

OP

How do you know folks are raging? 

you don't do you. 

[STEPPS BOY 73,963]

20 minutes ago, Queen's_highway said:

You're from Stepps. You're a Virgin 

[STEPPS BOY 73,963]

19 minutes ago, Queen's_highway said:

I done community service at a chapel there or next to it.  That was enough for me. 

Stepps doesn't have a chapel..

[eejay the dj 31,964]

Another crock of crap ..This huddle being somehow exclusive to them 

ffs it started 20 years ago with them and they think they own it 

[True blue 72 45]

I used to enjoy match day II On the spectrum 128k. Legs eleven were my favourite team, oh the memories 

[RFC55 108,977]

1 hour ago, ForeverAndEver said:

It was a pisstake page on Twitter, 

Another post.

 

 

That page is run by a tarrier 

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, BF2 said:

I bet you play it all the time. And I bet you're one of they pricks that only ever goes Barca or Madrid when playing online.

Na i always play as the tims at home to get the genuine CL experience.

[Corky True Legend 2,682]

36 minutes ago, eejay the dj said:

Another crock of crap ..This huddle being somehow exclusive to them 

ffs it started 20 years ago with them and they think they own it 

20 years ffs. American Football players have been doing it for a lot longer than that.

[ForeverAndEver 71,528]

39 minutes ago, Rfc52 said:

That page is run by a tarrier 

Just assumed it was a bear having a laugh.

[Miller time 4,988]

Double post

[Miller time 4,988]

1 hour ago, STEPPS BOY said:

Stepps doesn't have a chapel..

There you go cunto 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stepps+chapel&oq=stepps+chapel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2.7775j0j4&client=ms-android-hms-tef-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:iv&om=1&rlimm=15094470891706722405

[Miller time 4,988]

1 hour ago, .Williamson. said:

What was the service? Bulldozing the fucking thing down?

Scraping the railings. Nearly got a warning. Kept making comments like, I can hear all the kids screaming. Bet maddie is in there. 

[STEPPS BOY 73,963]

11 minutes ago, Queen's_highway said:

There you go cunto 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stepps+chapel&oq=stepps+chapel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2.7775j0j4&client=ms-android-hms-tef-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:iv&om=1&rlimm=15094470891706722405

That's Cardowan

[Miller time 4,988]

9 minutes ago, STEPPS BOY said:

That's Cardowan

It says cardowan road,Stepps. 

Place is a shithole. Cardowan and Stepps combined 

[plumbGER 24,518]

2 hours ago, The Godfather said:

Unless of course you are playing FIFA then you start making up obscene curse words like " Black shitcunt wankbag of a boy" , chuck the control off the floor...jab the armrest of the couch and the classic tense yer body up with sheer rage until you feel light headed.

Turn it off then 10 minutes later switch it back on again.

 

 

That could have been me writing that.

Just got beat twice in a row by my mate online, last minute fucking goals both times, bastard.

[Sket 13,610]

2 hours ago, STEPPS BOY said:

Computer games are for virgins..

What games you got mate?

[weeto 112]

Emlyn Hughes International Soccer was great on the Spectrum and Amiga. Loved that game and I used to have a tape full of custom teams with about 8 or 10 sets of teams.

Big FIFA fan too. Looking forward to having the Gers back in the Premiership this year. I remember winning the Premiership on the version before last by 36 points... with Hamilton. I've won more than my fair share of silverware in the FIFA games with Rangers though.

It's not something I'd advocate again in real life but I'll admit that I've picked all Protestant superteams as Rangers before and took 20 goals off Celtic in the game for a laugh. The likes of Cavani, Neymar and Kaka have ripped the jakeys to death many a time.