tannerall 25,935 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 16,975 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "in anticipation of revised projected attendances next season due to today's result, we are relocating from Tannadice and will now play all our home games at 10 Glebe Street". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Everything you see in this picture is for sale. Including my arsehole" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnwardsandUpwards 834 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Dundee United would like to announce yet another successful sell out Saturday! We sold out and will close on Saturday!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I'm sitting here thinking if only I hadn't sold out to Celtic and said yes to Rangers staying in the top division maybe I would still have a club worth taking about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
folkestoneger 8,135 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I was playing musical chairs but when the music stopped I had no club Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "Sitting here hoping for Rangers in the cup draw" £££££££££££ "I'm waiting for a rule change so we get promoted " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad 320 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 ''Never knew Karma could be so lonely'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeparateEntityMyArse 53,722 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Morning Noon and Good Night ??????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,394 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 If I bring my own seat I don't need to pay. That's why they call me the "Chairman". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Thompson makes an impassioned plea for financial help in front of a packed Tannadump of season ticket holders. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLui 40 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Wish I was half as handsom as pedro? Whit the fuck are the two doughballs on the end of his arms, mutant cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted May 28, 2017 Author Share Posted May 28, 2017 "And finally, I'd like to thank all our friends at cellic park and the SFA for their for their help in getting us to where we are today......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,532 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "no not one and there never shall be one" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 34 minutes ago, tannerall said: "Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on" Some fuckin Rangers fan has put super glue on my fingers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstamomusa 3,809 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 34 minutes ago, tannerall said: "Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on" "One is the loneliest number that you will ever see..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller time 4,988 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 My suit is fucking horrendous. Can't even extend my overdraft Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,446 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Chairio ya cunt Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,510 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 43 minutes ago, tannerall said: Please buy my club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NornIronBear 450 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "If we dump Rangers we'll be challenging for the league and capacity will be doubled due to demand" get it up you baldy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbt1548 1,839 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 " Ladies and gentlemen next up it's Roy Orbison and 'Only the Lonely'" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESGER 241 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 44 minutes ago, tannerall said: "Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on" Baldy wank works out where he's putting his dining table "off plan" prior to tannadumps conversion to flats!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DESGER 241 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 47 minutes ago, tannerall said: "Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on" Welcome to the city of Discovery!! I've discovered we actually couldn't survive without Rangers!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 57 minutes ago, cushynumber said: "Everything you see in this picture is for sale. Including my arsehole" " but please don't tell Peter" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammer93 15,057 Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 "If only I had of fucked the pope instead of Rangers" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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