The Sunday Night Caption Contest..

[davis1986 996]

"Quick come get your souvenir picture sitting on tannadice park, for tomorrow it will be the new Dundee Asda store" 

[ZZed 4,510]

1 hour ago, tannerall said:

 

Buy a seat and get a stand free

[Orange Persson 547]

1 hour ago, tannerall said:

Thompson models the sponsor seats in a cheeky little red Dundee Jute Sackcloth. "Despite the friction of massive Squeaky bum irritation during the game and then gnashing them with my teeth at half time, the covers remained perfect."

[Billy1984 6,314]

1 hour ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

In hindsight these extra seats on the pitch for our promotion party were unnecessary.

[tannerall 25,935]

12 minutes ago, hammer93 said:

"If only I had of fucked the pope instead of Rangers"

If only I had fucked Hamilton, never mind the pope and the Vatican.........

[A.T.G 10,773]

Hi. I'm a bald wank

[Drumloyal 14,967]

"Hi, I'm Stephen Thompson and this..... Is Jackass" 

 

Cue season summary video. 

 

 

Also:

Up ye ya fuckin no mark cock socket. 

[cr3_bear 14,862]

2 hours ago, tannerall said:

 

I hurt myself today 
To see if I still feel 
I focus on the pain 
The only thing that's real 
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting 
Try to kill it all away 
But I remember everything

[DavieCooperMemorial 33]

"suicide is painless"

[RDB14 2,760]

Poverty is a complex issue and Dundee United desperately require your help. 50% of Dundee United players can only eat one meal per day and our stadium is a shithole. Please arrange a friendly with DUFC today and keep our club and players alive.

[dan_ger 1,454]

8 hours ago, tannerall said:

Hi, I'm a cunt. Help me.

[Brian Fantana 28,894]

9 hours ago, tannerall said:

 

"it's 30 minutes into dundee utd's latest home game and all their fans have started a sit down protest on the pitch.. ... All of them"

[born a blue nose 90,770]

[With Heart and Hand 8,949]

9 hours ago, tannerall said:

 

"Now that everyone has settled down, I will begin to explain how this is Rangers fault..."

[SeparateEntityMyArse 53,722]

"Today's one off episode comes from Dundee, my specialist subject, is 'Self Destruction.'"

[scottyscott1963 18,319]

9 hours ago, tannerall said:

"Next season we will be closing the stand behind and replacing it with the red one I am sitting on"

"One of the deadliest poisons a person can consume in their lifetime is the poison of jealousy"
We told you we would see you all on the way down when we were on the way back up.
Enjoy the extended break ya cunts.

[Ryju84 3,170]

Due to budget cuts we will have to rearrange the seating. 

 

 

 

[blueballss 2,969]

if i stick a tammie on, i look like Fergus McCann

[there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724]

15 minutes ago, blueballss said:

if i stick a tammie on, i look like Fergus McCann

His eyes need to be a lot closer together.

[Real Ranger 3,195]

10 hours ago, tannerall said:

 

Dundee Utd have rubbished reports that they have no money and unveil their new sitting midfielder.

[tannerall 25,935]

I am pleased to announce that Bassett's Liquorice Alsorts will continue to sponsor our club ties next season. 

 

[Scottywellhousetb 50,473]

"Unfortunately due to essential cost cutting to try and not die this is the official team photo for next season "

[Bears 792]

Foreground: the 'chair'man,

Background: the fans.

[DavieMacRFC 850]

10 hours ago, tannerall said:

An emergency AGM was required, thanks to all in attendance.

[dummiesoot 16,006]

Stephen Thompson can't afford the wheels for his Stephen Hawking Halloween costume