FSM 20,892 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 37 minutes ago, giffnockger said: Gastro is fucking brutal btw, lying in the bath sideaway wae it pishing out both ends I've had gastro, and I can categorically state that I have never lay in a bath of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giffnockger 4,840 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Just now, FSM said: I've had gastro, and I can categorically state that I have never lay in a bath of shit. glad to hear it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 72,033 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, FSM said: I've had gastro, and I can categorically state that I have never lay in a bath of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Had it years ago ,lost 2 n half stone in a fortnight ffs . Put it back on mind ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,242 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said: Had it years ago ,lost 2 n half stone in a fortnight ffs . Put it back on mind ye I'm surprised Weight Watchers don't recommend it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT 8,293 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said: I'm surprised Weight Watchers don't recommend it Aye watch the weight slide out yersel Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,707 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 It's awe that foreign food Bruno! Ashet Pie Supper Loyal !?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Bruno has the shits. Slow news day then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainDandy 834 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Big Bruno's got the shits Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I had that helicobacter pylori (sp??) before, fucking grim so it is. Sitting on the pan with a basin in front with it coming out of me projectile style from both sides Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 48,040 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Footage from the Portugal camp Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,404 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, plumbGER said: I had that helicobacter pylori (sp??) before, fucking grim so it is. Sitting on the pan with a basin in front with it coming out of me projectile style from both sides 'The helicobacter's changing direction!!!!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, HG5 said: 'The helicobacter's changing direction!!!!' Aye yer no joking, ended up in hospital hallucinating through dehydration, extreme pain in my insides and i think it was morphine they gave me, that made me feel better Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,404 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Aye yer no joking, ended up in hospital hallucinating through dehydration, extreme pain in my insides and i think it was morphine they gave me, that made me feel better Joking apart, sounds awful & bad news if it needed morphine! Those where you don't know which end to clear first really are the worst! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, HG5 said: Joking apart, sounds awful & bad news if it needed morphine! Those where you don't know which end to clear first really are the worst! Wasn't the most pleasant i must admit, ended up with cameras getting stuck inside me a few weeks later Thoughts with Bruno at this difficult time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,404 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Wasn't the most pleasant i must admit, ended up with cameras getting stuck inside me a few weeks later Thoughts with Bruno at this difficult time. Hope all was well! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, HG5 said: Hope all was well! Still breathing mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 30,988 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Some amount of shite in this thread. Hope Bruno is better by next weekend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,308 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Translates to Pena turned up at the door with a cargo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,404 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 51 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Still breathing mate Keep it that way! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boybluesy 3,805 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Deep fried mars bar Pena shared with him. Be his first and last. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangecountry 148 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 At least he won't pick up an injury Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoatbridgeBear 7,113 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Back training this morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grin'nBEARit 41 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 It's no big deal. You have a couple of hours where you shit rusty water and retch and retch and retch. Then you bring up the yellow bile, and it's time to hit the bevy again Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malvern 11,329 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 PC has spoken to his mate the manager and said "we need the big cunt fit so please don't make him play" Rest is history, a shitty one but with a happy ending. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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