* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[DietofWorms 2,081]

59 minutes ago, harlands plater said:

Whifflet style.

The Big Tree bomb shop. 

[OceanRain 2,845]

Next permanent Cel*ic manager betting:

Moyes 11/10 Fav. 
Lennon 3/1

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Rodgers 14/1

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Lambert 16/1
Coyle 16/1
Mackay 20/1

ALL PRICES TAKEN FROM CORAL ON 23/04/2016
 

As far as Moyes is concerned, there's no way I see that happening. He's struck out at the clubs he's been appointed to manage since Everton. His stock is already low. If he fucks up at Cel*ic like he has at Man. Utd and Real Sociedad then his career is finished. He'd be lucky to land a Championship club after that. So I'm scratching the favourite straight away.

Would they really bring Lennon back? He knows the club but would the supporters see this as a backward step? I can't imagine there would be many happy faces at Parkhead if this was the next appointed boss. People are already threatening to vote with their season tickets against Liewell and the board. This could be a bridge too far for even Liewell to spin.

Rodgers? Absolute fantasy. The guy built a fantastic team at Swansea and then had a shit final season at Liverpool. He still has another shot with a Premier League team in him and certainly some bigger clubs on the continent too. You can always tell when someone isn't interested in coming to a club if they talk about how much they'd love to play/manage there "in the future" as he's been quoted as saying. It's a polite fuck off they can give through the press, basically. 

And that leaves the really interesting contenders, in my opinion, at juicy odds. Lambert, Coyle and Mackay. I would say that I am confident the next Cel*ic boss is going to come from that group of three. And I wouldn't talk anyone out of having a small bet on all three names mentioned.


 

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

If they mess this up then they'll be utterly fucked, looking at the available managers they'll be very lucky to get a decent manager. I only hope TLB doesn't get the job, Scottish football has been so much better for him not being in it. Don't care about his religion or where he was born, never had a problem with Martin O neil. He's just an utter rectum of a human being who has anti-class in every shape and form.

Celtic's situation = fun

[Dan Deacon 57,336]

Tim at work is adamant they don't want lennon back. His pick is Rogers and he's a good celtic minded appointment in his opinion.

[Big Al 55 9,536]

What a fuck up, they need someone in straightaway I hope they dither unto July with no appointment in place then they're really will be a gap

[BridgeIsBlue 66,838]

Whoever they bring in won't be as good as W&W.

I have 0 worries regarding them for next season,as Warburton has said from day one,it's all about what we do.

Imagine we win the first two old firm games next season,that'll be them hounding the new manager out the door already

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

They actually think Brendan Rodgers would even consider it

[left winger 15,654]

16 hours ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Probably trying to listen out for a good song - unsuccessfully.

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,446]

They say they're a big club, they say they're a great club, they say the have millions of great fans.

But no cunt in their right mind wants to manage them

 

[RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,979]

See they've hospitality packages for Hibs fans for sc final 

[kaiser1041 9,107]

[TheMotor 2,208]

It's hardly a shortlist to make you tremble, is it?

Don't think Moyes or Rodgers will touch it.

[ForeverAndEver 74,031]

don't shot messenger wouldn't start a rumour unless 100% sure,
Roberto Di Matteo interviewed today for celtic job,source friend of DD

[BridgeIsBlue 66,838]

2 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said:

don't shot messenger wouldn't start a rumour unless 100% sure,
Roberto Di Matteo interviewed today for celtic job,source friend of DD

[plymouthranger 4,282]

of course Martinez went for an interview today...

doubt he's been preparing for their biggest game of the season which is on the now ?

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

4 minutes ago, plymouthranger said:

of course Martinez went for an interview today...

doubt he's been preparing for their biggest game of the season which is on the now ?

Di Matteo, not Martinez.

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

This is not purely THEM related but basically Scottish football without us summed up in this one tweet!

 

[Frank Reynolds 3,359]

The floor is lava

[G.E.C. 19,594]

That Aberdeen Celtic game in February was one of the worst games I've ever seen quality wise.

[RFCRobertson 11,794]

On 4/23/2016 at 11:22 AM, kaiser1041 said:

Where will you be, when diarrhea strikes 

[_mcv_ 107]

Hope Strachan gets the scum job.  Then we can get a decent Scotland manager in, and start playing the best of our Scottish players instead of the sellic select.

[Mor3los_1 3,672]

Steve Clark is now a bookies favourite. Went from 66-1 to 3-1, something up there like.

[BridgeIsBlue 66,838]

Malky Mackay has become the second high-profile former Celtic player to state that he wants to succeed Ronny Deila at the Premiership leaders.

Neil Lennon, the Norwegian's predecessor, told BBC Scotland this week he would be keen to return when Deila leaves at the end of the season.

Now Mackay, sacked by Wigan Athletic a year ago, has declared his interest.

"If Celtic wanted to talk to me, I'd certainly be keen to do that," the 44-year-old told Sky Sports News.

Former Watford and Cardiff City boss Mackay was subject to a Football Association investigation after leaving the Welsh club, when it emerged that he sent text messages containing discriminatory language.

However, the FA confirmed last year that no disciplinary action would be taken, highlighting "serious concerns about the circumstances in which particular evidence had been given and the reliability and completeness of that evidence".

Mackay recently told BBC Scotland that he wished for a quick return to club management and that Celtic was a "huge, worldwide job".

"I think the next five-year period at Celtic is a crucial one," Mackay said. "I think a record 10 titles in a row is achievable and a strong focus should be there.

"But, for that to happen, I think there is a detailed and strategic plan needed going forward. I think I could help with that and bring a fresh approach.

"I've got an understanding of the club and an ability for that to happen."

Mackay was speaking after Deila announced last week that he would stand down in the summer.

David Moyes, the former Everton and Manchester United manager sacked by Real Sociedad in November, remains the bookmakers' favourite for the job.

But the 52-year-old former Celtic defender, who is also believed to be interested in the vacancy at Aston Villa, said last week that he would be keeping his options open before making a decision in the close season.

Steve Clarke, the former West Bromwich Albion boss who was sacked by Reading last December, has had his odds slashed by one major bookmaker, who now make him third favourite behind Moyes and Lennon.

Republic of Ireland assistant Roy Keane - who had a short spell as a player with the Glasgow club and turned down the job before Deila's appointment in 2014 - has admitted he would like to return to club management, albeit he refused to talk specifically about the Celtic job,

Northern Ireland manager Michael O'Neill also opted to shun questions about the summer vacancy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36123468

 

 

[Prso's headband 36,844]

Steve Clark or Malky McKay Someone who has done fk all bar play horrific football and someone who has done the same, only he's also a racist.

The cellic way right enough

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

Malky certainly fits the bill to take over..........