* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[cumnockbear 2,446]

3 hours ago, B1872 said:

Tarrier got absolutely powered here with a cracking bit of patter from a bear! ???

Mad Colin, he's on ma FB 

[cumnockbear 2,446]

1 minute ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Agreed a fee of £3.5m for a 19 year old midfielder while we're fannying about trying to get loan deals in 

Seen that on twitter about 10 mins ago, sickner. 

Some wee Black dude who plays for a Russian mob.

[BridgeIsBlue 66,610]

Just now, cumnockbear said:

Seen that on twitter about 10 mins ago, sickner. 

Some wee Black dude who plays for a Russian mob.

Krasnodar,were they in the CL this season?

[cumnockbear 2,446]

1 minute ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Krasnodar,were they in the CL this season?

Europa a think mate, they're in the last 32 of the Europa, think they've been in it from the start. 

[The Godfather 72,006]

Need to just get used to it. They made over 12 million quid this season from Europe. 

[muldoon1690 151]

6 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

Agreed a fee of £3.5m for a 19 year old midfielder while we're fannying about trying to get loan deals in 

Not buying it, sorry. No way are they spending that on a 19 year old unknown.. 

[cumnockbear 2,446]

1 minute ago, muldoon1690 said:

Not buying it, sorry. No way are they spending that on a 19 year old unknown.. 

Was reported by a Scottish Football journo on twitter, must be some truth in it. 

[muldoon1690 151]

1 minute ago, The Godfather said:

Need to just get used to it. They made over 12 million quid this season from Europe. 

IS that the real figure mate?? Where do these cunts get 30 million from spastics..

[muldoon1690 151]

1 minute ago, cumnockbear said:

Was reported by a Scottish Football journo on twitter, must be some truth in it. 

Add ons then, but no way straight up 3.5 

[cumnockbear 2,446]

4 minutes ago, The Godfather said:

Need to just get used to it. They made over 12 million quid this season from Europe. 

Wonder where they get all this money from to sign players when their overheads are 60m per annum.

[The Godfather 72,006]

1 minute ago, muldoon1690 said:

IS that the real figure mate?? Where do these cunts get 30 million from spastics..

No idea but I know you get more for wins which they had none. I saw 15 million banded about buy I doubt it's double that.

 

[The Godfather 72,006]

1 minute ago, cumnockbear said:

Wonder where they get all this money from to sign players when their overheads are 60m per annum.

CL mate, without it they are fucked. 

[cumnockbear 2,446]

Just now, muldoon1690 said:

Add ons then, but no way straight up 3.5 

It's actually Euros, probably equates to about 2.8m 

[cumnockbear 2,446]

1 minute ago, The Godfather said:

CL mate, without it they are fucked. 

Fortune favoured the brave before they even qualified for the CL, they brought in Brenda on 50k a week when they had fuck all cash. 

[muldoon1690 151]

1 minute ago, The Godfather said:

No idea but I know you get more for wins which they had none. I saw 15 million banded about buy I doubt it's double that.

 

I would have thought 15 at the very most.. but every time I've stuck it into the cunts at work for gettin papped they all come out with this 30mil none sense

[therightway 65]

Champions League money has taken a big jump over the past couple of years with cunts like BT paying well over the odds for the rights but still don't think its £30m

[Inigo 32,534]

21 minutes ago, muldoon1690 said:

I would have thought 15 at the very most.. but every time I've stuck it into the cunts at work for gettin papped they all come out with this 30mil none sense

In Euros... 12.7 million for group stage participation, 1.5 million for the three draws, 11 million in market pool. That's 25 million.

Add on 7.5 million in ticket sales and you're looking at them making in the order of 32 or 33 million Euros minimum. What's that, about £28 million minimum or so?

[Inigo 32,534]

Sellic made 20.2 million euros in 2012/13 from prize, participation and TV money alone (not including their cash for qualifying for the last 16). That's confirmed on the UCL website. It's gone up significantly recently, so 25 million Euros before ticket revenue sounds about right.

Like it or not, sellic will make £30 odd million from UCL this year. It's fucking scary how much of an advantage it gives the participants. It's designed to develop a self-perpetuating limited elite.

[Jimfanciesthedude 24,573]

10 minutes ago, Inigo said:

In Euros... 12.7 million for group stage participation, 1.5 million for the three draws, 11 million in market pool. That's 25 million.

Add on 7.5 million in ticket sales and you're looking at them making in the order of 32 or 33 million Euros minimum. What's that, about £28 million minimum or so?

you dont get market pool and group stage participation do you, CL was always about TV money, ticket sales and other minor incomings like wins etc

[A.T.G 10,773]

Cunts were spunking £33m on wages before Sinclair, Dembele and Rodgers were brought in.

 

Lets see them sustain that when they don't qualify for the CL for the next 3/4 seasons and everyone will be on an even keel. They can ride this wave of success all they want, because there is no way they have a sustainable model without CL. Not when you consider they have a £6m loan repayable in the next 5 years....

Best thing to happen is for us to win the league next year, and bring them crashing down to Earth. Let's see if the greatest fans in the world will buy season tickets when they are out the CL and lost the league back to us..

Lawell will be scrambling to the Atlantic league quicker than Rodgers cums in a trannies arsehole

[The Godfather 72,006]

We would need to win the SPFL 20 times to make 30 million  

[A.T.G 10,773]

2 minutes ago, Inigo said:

Sellic made 20.2 million euros in 2012/13 from prize, participation and TV money alone (not including their cash for qualifying for the last 16). That's confirmed on the UCL website. It's gone up significantly recently, so 25 million Euros before ticket revenue sounds about right.

Like it or not, sellic will make £30 odd million from UCL this year. It's fucking scary how much of an advantage it gives the participants. It's designed to develop a self-perpetuating limited elite.

Yet they will still only post a £15m profit or there abouts at the end of it, I cannot wait till this champions league change comes about and the cunts are brought back to earth

[Inigo 32,534]

Just now, Jimbeamjunior said:

you dont get market pool and group stage participation do you, CL was always about TV money, ticket sales and other minor incomings like wins etc

Yeah, you do. It's all there in the UCL website. It's broken down into 'Group Stage Fee', 'Performance bonus' and 'Market Pool'.

Sellic are actually counted as British for the market pool, because there is no separate Scottish TV deal. They are guaranteed a minimum of 10% of that, which os 10% of 110 million Euros.

[Inigo 32,534]

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Download/uefaorg/Finance/01/97/52/97/1975297_DOWNLOAD.pdf

[Inigo 32,534]

The market pool alone shows you the kinds of increases. 12/13 it was 8 million euros for sellic. This year a MINIMUM of £11 million euros.