LegendofCoop

What you doing going for a bloody burger after a game?!! Never a Rangers captain!
Wish a was just kidding on, but his fucking idiot actually came out with this. 🤡
 
That fucking haircut too man, what is this 1995? Shove it up your arse PLZ.

Or balls!

Good to have a proper manager, not a coach but an actual experienced manager. 
We havent had someone in that mould since walter left in 2011

Thinking Rio by Duran Duran is being overlooked here. 
I've got the first line but need some help with the rest. 
His name is Dio and he signed from Norsjelland........ 

Time for a bit of culture.
to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody 🤣
Is this the real life? Or football fantasy?
Bought from a Dane’s side, born in the Côte d'Ivoire
It opened my eyes, when I  looked up at the Ibrox ‘sea’
I’m now a blue boy, and hate all the Tim’s I see
Fuck Yang Hyun-Jun, a cunt called Oh, Liam Scales and Kyogo
Arrived in the windoooow, and my name is Mo Diomaaaaandeeeee!
 

Ok, if we're just trying to outdo each other with terrible chants here's my effort.
Sung to the tune of Sweet Caroline...
 
Di-o-mande!
BAH! BAH! BAH!
He is really rather good!
SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!
For Rangers he signed!
BAH! BAH! BAH!
Like big Phillipe said he should! 
 
That'll have Ibrox rocking.

My favorite ever, no sponsors, plain white shorts and the famous socks.

1983 no pin stripes

It was an umbro prototype for hot weather with holes in fabric.
The done similar for a previous top against Valetta early 80s

He's scored a goal again - Oh Dio!!
 
Oh come on, best suggestion so far despite the nationality of the band
 

The board are spending money......on lawyers.

Still unbelievable our board and some of our fans thought he was Rangers management material.
 
 

5 years worth of salary in little over 5 months. 
Not a bad gig.

Brilliant weekend all in all. Keep pinching myself when I see we're top again. Would never have dreamt this was possible back in September. Even in late December I was a bit worried thinking this was 'new manager bounce' and all that. This is real now though.
Thing is, how the fuck do you avoid getting carried away?  Next two games are massive. Hearts are no mugs, and Killie away.....anything can happen. These will be two massive games for us. 
Lets fucking do this Rangers!!
  

We love you Rangers, we do!
Oh, Rangers, we love you!! 💗💗💗

Any normal cunt doesn't watch wrestling anyway.

Don't think we can get more than that anyway

It’s going to be tight and probably go down to the wire. But on current form, I think Hearts will just pip them to second 

Brilliant weekend all in all. Keep pinching myself when I see we're top again. Would never have dreamt this was possible back in September. Even in late December I was a bit worried thinking this was 'new manager bounce' and all that. This is real now though.
Thing is, how the fuck do you avoid getting carried away?  Next two games are massive. Hearts are no mugs, and Killie away.....anything can happen. These will be two massive games for us. 
Lets fucking do this Rangers!!
  

Why are you spoiling my day Dave?

50,000 people chanting this instead, please:
"Hey ho, here we go,
RFCDave is a massive paedo"
(Based on the song Candy by Robbie Wiliiams)

VAR has fucked a lot of situations .. today was exactly why it was brought in. Ref misses two of the clearest pens you’ll see, and VAR catches it. 
That is exactly what VAR is supposed to do, complaining about what happened is just daft. It’s become the new go to excuse for managers and fans. Embarrassing from Levein, sour old fuck