Falling Asleep On The Way Home From The Match

[stevotrueblue 382]

Just to lighten the mood a little.

I almost nodded off on the last train home to killie last night,, fortunately a couple of bears where on hand to gee me a wee shove prior to my stop or I would have been waking up in Dumfries lol.

I have come close on a couple of occasions which is why I never head straight back to Newcastle after matches as that train usually goes all the way to London (nightmare scenario)

I have fallen asleep on the tube and went around a couple of times with no fucker waking me tho lol

So where is the worst place you have woken up on the way home after a match and a few sherbits lol ?

[Guest]

Fuck waking up and realizing the match wasnt a nightmare

[charlesblue 42]

Intended to go through to Glasgow for match vs Killie at Ibrox a few seasons back and ended up in Carlisle. Just call me Marco Polo

[Smile 26,610]

Fuck doing that on the Motorway.

[smartypants 4,446]

Fell asleep on a 75 and woke up in Castlemilk

[1690tamRFC 5,001]

I once got the subway at kings cross at around 8ish mangled, and was living in Southgate, got off the tube thinking I was in good form, bought a 6 pack of strongbow to watch match of the day, when I got in it was 1220 ha ha I'd been to both ends of the track and not realised it ha ha

[bouncy 315]

many many a time...

always in gourock though so not too bad lol

[Courtyard Bear 41,357]

Feel asleep on the bus pished and woke up to a nagging wife giving me pelters.

[Gaz52 11,837]

I mind a few of us got thr train to Newcastle and my mate left his luggage on the train, ran back on to get it and of course the doors closed, train starts pulling away, his wee scared face looking out the window as he knew he'd fucked up... We were giving him various signs like "wanker" and "get it up ye" and "wheyyy"

[FSM 20,892]

Feel asleep on the bus pished and woke up to a nagging wife giving me pelters.

Was she driving the bus?

[Leeds_Bear 8,111]

Fell asleep half way through this post.

[piperpete 3,186]

Fuck doing that on the Motorway.

On the M8 lastnight from Edinburgh you could have had a few catnaps also on the Edinburgh bypass from the Wallyford turn off right through to Hermiston gate.

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510]

Not football related but fell asleep on the bus home from work one Friday after a few too many pints. Was lucky enough the driver woke me up as he knew where I was due to get off.

My old man's famous for it. Been visiting family up north a few times and one time missed his changeover on the train and ended up in Edinburgh and had to shell out for a taxi home. Another time he got the bus into Buchanan street from Inverness and was steaming and fell asleep. That bus left Buchanan street for London later that night. Fuck knows why nobody bothered to check the bus before departing.

[eastcoastbear 122]

Woke up halfway down England after winning league at sheepland. Was supposed to get off at Edinburgh Waverley. Thank fuck I had a couple of cheques in my wallet.

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,660]

Woke up halfway down England after winning league at sheepland. Was supposed to get off at Edinburgh Waverley. Thank fuck I had a couple of cheques in my wallet.

Happy Daze Bro !

[eastcoastbear 122]

Happy Daze Bro !

That was my younger wilder days bro ;-) You must have had a wee beau peep in your time??

[TBagalag 722]

Not football related but after a night out in Bracknell I kipped at some birds house and did the usual disappearing act before she woke up. Had to go into London to get the train to Gillingham as I was based in Chatham. Unbeknown to me there is also a Gillingham in Dorset and I jumped on that train in my hungover state, fell asleep managed to even miss the wrong Gillingham and woke up in Truro. A shite, shite day.

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,660]

That was my younger wilder days bro ;-) You must have had a wee beau peep in your time??

Fell asleep everywhere my friend especially nowadays, bevvyin on an auld heid takes its toll, that and watchin fitba to stun pigs by!

[gersandy 594]

Just to lighten the mood a little.

I almost nodded off on the last train home to killie last night,, fortunately a couple of bears where on hand to gee me a wee shove prior to my stop or I would have been waking up in Dumfries lol.

I have come close on a couple of occasions which is why I never head straight back to Newcastle after matches as that train usually goes all the way to London (nightmare scenario)

I have fallen asleep on the tube and went around a couple of times with no fucker waking me tho lol

So where is the worst place you have woken up on the way home after a match and a few sherbits lol ?

Not a match, but woke up in Gourock after a night out. Sorry if theres anyone from there but it is a shithole.

[EastEnclosureBear 2,926]

I've done that, was on the metro in Sunderland then woke up at Newcastle Airport

[The Widow's Son 399]

Shortly after moving to Canada (Toronto), I had too much to drink and somehow ended up in the suburbs about an hour away. Bitterly cold night and I had to kip in the station in Kitchener. Never cared much for that town much after that and moved out to the west coast where I got clean and sober.

[Clemdog 39,389]

When I was a boy and house parties were happening every week, we'd usually wait for the first train back in the morning. Can't count the amount of times we fell asleep on the train.