G.E.C. 18,790 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 He is slowly making me a millionaire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainDandy 834 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 To the tune of rule BritanniaWarburton is magic...he wears a magic hatHe shall never ever ever take it offHere all day folksAw for fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainDandy 834 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 DP Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band of Brothers 10,303 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 He needs a song that is for sure as he is just getting started and does not help trying to pronounce his name yer not wanting to get it wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,802 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Aw for fuck Unearthed a gem eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://tts.imtranslator.net/WrjO Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I like the old ones the best..... to the tune of "here we go"Taverneer taverneer tavernerrTaverneer taverneer taverneeeerrTaverneer taverneer taverneeee-eeerTaverneer TAverneer.Nice and simple *I know I spelled it wrong, but that's how it's pronounced IIRC. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATBB 1,524 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Probably best just to sing the famine song and pay the fine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Nice one Jamesy, nice one son. Nice one Jamesy, we'll have another one.Simple and effective.He's blue, he's white, We'll sing this song aw night, Taverneeeer, Taverneeer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wully 47,424 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 My Granny used to tell me if you haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,350 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 With a taste in music like King Jela has, no bloody wonder songs like Agadoo and Mr Blobby got to no1 in the charts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 ,,, a magic foot?fuck sake.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,894 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I'd just steal that Ronaldo one with the lafferty tune.James Tavernier James TavernierRunning down the wing It's the Rangers we sing James Tavernier Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,252 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Yes...he just needs a few pish games until the transfer window closes. Rein in the goals a bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Be A Ranger 4,032 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 He's blue, he's white, We'll sing this song aw night, Taverneeeer, Taverneeer!2nd verse:He's here, he's there, he'll score from anywhere, Taverneeer, Taverneeer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,252 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 2nd verse:He's here, he's there, he'll score from anywheeeer, Taverneeer, Taverneeer! A wee suggestion Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Sung to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.....James Tavo, James Tavo, let me run my tongue all over your torso.ORJames Tavvy, James Tavvy, let me come to yer hoose and sniff yer lavvy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
6superbarry6 14,159 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 nana nana nana nana na James Tavernier,Vernier James Tavernier Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Sung to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.....James Tavo, James Tavo, let me run my tongue all over your torso.ORJames Tavvy, James Tavvy, let me come to yer hoose and sniff yer lavvy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 To the tune of the Kirk Broadfoot White Cafu with the shite tattoo song......He's the blue Cafu, he hates the Fenians too.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 To no particular tune....Tavern-eerHe's no queerHe disnae touch weansScott Brown's a wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 To no particular tune....Tavern-eerHe's no queerHe disnae touch weansScott Brown's a wank.I think we have a winner Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,545 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I like the old ones the best..... to the tune of "here we go"Taverneer taverneer tavernerrTaverneer taverneer taverneeeerrTaverneer taverneer taverneeee-eeerTaverneer TAverneer.Nice and simple *I know I spelled it wrong, but that's how it's pronounced IIRC.I like the use of your word play there, the interactions between the sentences and the rounded use of the english language. You have clearly put a lot of thought into your sentence structure and how each word forms the rhythm of the paragraph. well done.you just say his name over and over again don't you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernsoul bear 30 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 To the tune Where's your mama gone?James TavernierRunning Doon The RightJames TavernierO' Wot A Fuckin' SightJames TavernierHe Plays With Heart and SoulJames TavernierHe Scores Another GoalJames TavernierHe Didn't Know The SizeJames TavernierHe's Rangers Til' He DiesAt least it's Original ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernsoul bear 30 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Or something simplerOoh Aah TaverniersaidOoh Aah TavernierorOoh Aah TaverniersaidJames Tavernier Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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