Rambo1872 4,065 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 As we all know theres a bit of an issue regarding us when it comes to what is and what is not allowed for a goal celebration (Halliday and the fist of glory) . So what will be the reaction if Garner does that class chicken dance in front of the bheasts ??????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Let's face it, nothing can be worse than the dab. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,249 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, BF2 said: Let's face it, nothing can be worse than the dab. Or that prick mo farah and makin specs out his fingers and stickin them in the air the quorn munchin dengus Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Big Al II said: Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant. If him and the lads start doing the tattie shovel shuffle in a line i'll collapse Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, M0NTY said: Or that prick mo farah and makin specs out his fingers and stickin them in the air the quorn munchin dengus That one Griezmann done in the EUROs made me want to boot my TV. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 If he bangs in the goals he can do what the fuck he wants so far as I'm concerned! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackrfc95 4,255 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 28 minutes ago, Big Al II said: Sure he'll change it to digging up tatties or something far more relevant. My money's on pretending to play the flute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, jackrfc95 said: My money's on pretending to play the flute. we would need to raise £135k for his court fees Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 No doubt this is an offensive dance that protestant chickens have been using to mock catholic chickens for years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lloyd72 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 No matter what celebration he does it will not be worse than Jesse Lingard's celebration in the community shield. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy 1,200 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I just hope he can bang them in like that in front of 48,000-50,0000. If he's booked for celebrating a goal, the SFA and their refs should be taken to task for bringing the game into disrepute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDFM 3,809 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Players should all model their celebrations after Millers, just running about like a headless chicken fucking buzzing you've scored. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giffnockger 4,840 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Dab Dab Dab Dab Dab Dab Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,433 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 We'll find out on Friday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Not bothered how he celebrates as long as he gets plenty of opportunity to do so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogtanian 252 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 If he scores his first against the bheasts it has to be the zombie dance, that will put the wind up them Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollok-bear 7,537 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 If he scores at the giro dome i want him to run up to the taigs and start playing the flute and then a big get it up yai ya manky bastards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,862 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 A wee pardew dance Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,325 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 The Tottie Howker Shuffle Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPWF 8,232 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I'm not sure he can adapt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 6 hours ago, M0NTY said: If him and the lads start doing the tattie shovel shuffle in a line i'll collapse I'd really prefer that they'd do the mashed potato. Or even the early oirish abacus: One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four, five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amato 3,016 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Goal number 7 btw... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,421 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I just hope he never celebtates a 2-0 defeat like the dhims did the other night. brasser!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geneva_ger 9,331 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Goals 3, 5 and 7 show fantastic technique. He is managing to out-muscle tall defenders with some of his goals, but as this is about his celebrations, then cut out the chicken dance and just punch the air many times, stare at the dhims and scream in their faces like a banshee. A kind of GIRUY celebration will do. Maybe all our scorers should hold the fingers on both hands spread wide as an indication of 55 coming our way ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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