nemisis 358 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 PENNY ARCADE - THE TRUE STORY! Written by U N NAMED Tuesday, 15 February 2011 An explosive undercover investigation that has taken 42 years to expose is laid bare as we reveal the true sinister nature of the Hit Song “Penny Arcade”For today “The Screws with No News” can exclusively reveal that this song is actually Sectarian.Yes you heard it here first..along with “Bouncy Bouncy” and the “Hokey Cokey” (2 songs riddled with Sectarian Bile) we can lay bare the true meaning and the Shady , sinister people involved in its conception.One of our fearless reporters was tipped off about the true nature of this song on a twitter account only published in the last few days.In it a follower states :- “Its sectarian, don't know why, but it needs banned...”What more proof do our readers need?The whole shocking episode can now be laid bare as we expose the true bigots behind this songRoy Orbison , who made the song Penny Arcade famous, was actually a secret Football fan as was his agent William King. The agent it was who persuaded Roy to watch his beloved Rangers in between touring and performing.Only now can the shocking true story be revealed by The Screws with no NewsLittle is known about Orbison’s many clandestine visits to Ibrox during the 60’s and 70’s sadly but a “source” close to the Screws with no News revealed that it was an open secret about Roy’s visits and that Big Jock Knew all about them.So impressed was Roy about that team they call the Rangers and their fans he hired a private jet and flew over to Scotland in the early 1970’s with the sole purpose of attending Lodge “No Surrender” for the purpose of Initiation in to the Orange Lodge of Scotland.And we can also reveal that Penny Arcade is in fact an anagram of “CEN NY PARADE”.On further investigation our sources can reveal that this alludes to a CENTRAL NEW YORK PARADE held on or around the 12th of July every year by a group of Singers and Actors in a New York Orange Lodge. There are currently two Orange Lodges in New York, one in Manhattan and the other in the BronxFamous Members included : Bro John McCrae – Honorary member (WW1 Canadian Soldier and Poet)..Bro John Wayne and Bro Rudyard Kipling – Honorary Member.Even more shocking are the hidden meanings in the Lyrics:-And music played in the penny arcade. Yes, it played and it played, played all the time "Roll up and spend your last dime!"An unnamed source close to the late Roy Orbison claimed that the lines below were written after the Big O witnessed his first 12th of July Parade in Govan outside Penny McGlumphey’s well known Celtic pub called the “Arcade”.It was well known at the time that her loyal clientele of alcoholic unemployed Celtic fans would indeed roll up (and roll out) while spending their last dime on cheap tonic wine.We can also reveal that the word “Bagatelle” is in fact a secret Orange Password given to each initiate only after going out on a Friday night to “Punch a Pape”And the more we delved in to this song the murkier and murkier it became This clip was secretly filmed at a UVF fundraiser in Adelaide circa 1972 So there you have it loyal readers…Penny Arcade can finally be proved as a Sectarian Ditty and we are calling on the SFA and the SPL along with the Dalai Lama and The Princess Royal Graham Spiers to ban this song and have Rangers closed down.P.s Remember and take your shades on Sunday!AuthorU N Named. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRFCMike 10 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 bullshit?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,656 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 superb , who wrote it? was it phil giesagobble Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,937 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWalterSmithLegend 206 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Im picturing, the Bears end all wearing shades, giving it laldy on Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain1712 336 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ha ha. Great post nemisis :thumbs up: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoniram 1,919 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The pisstake their stupidity deserves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemisis 358 Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Ha ha. Great post nemisis :thumbs up:Wasn't me who wrote it mate. It was someone on the fantastic Vanguardbears.com. Just passing it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemisis 358 Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 bullshit?!Whoosh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieMacRFC 850 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 What about the lyrics "Blue turned into green then it was red" ???Surely their is a hidden reference to when King Billy Turned on the Taigs and their blood was shed !!!Oh wait i may just have given the great unwashed more ammo to get the song banned lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart54 218 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Wasn't me who wrote it mate. It was someone on the fantastic Vanguardbears.com. Just passing it on.To who ever wrote it - Brilliant!. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRFCMike 10 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Whoosh love it.its just my mate is in the masons, loves Roy Orbison, but is only in his early 20s - tells me theres something in it, obviously jst at the wind up anawl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue corn flakes 1,282 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 bullshit?! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisb72 50 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Bullshit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcheVinny 1,003 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLYBOY50 1,638 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 haha w.a.t.p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,006 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 “Its sectarian, don't know why, but it needs banned...”Who translated that? Surely the true words were..."its pyoor biguted byraway, cuz it pyoor uffends me n' at, we canny pyoor listen tae it any mare cuz it upsets ma weans aftur 'ave shagged um..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyw 36 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 William KingLove it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisrfc93 470 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 “Its sectarian, don't know why, but it needs banned...”Who translated that? Surely the true words were..."its pyoor biguted byraway, cuz it pyoor uffends me n' at, we canny pyoor listen tae it any mare cuz it upsets ma weans aftur 'ave shagged um..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big dunk 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 :clap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,272 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Nice one nemisis, cheers for sharing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekweir29 505 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 bullshit?! ha fk me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millsyrfc1 13 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Superb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackunion 536 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Is it true they tried to get arcade fire banned from the Brits tonight for the same reason ??? Then they forgot they weren't British therefore withdrew the appeal for clarification Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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