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    Dessers

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    9 hours ago, Jimfanciesthedude said:

    Are you saying this is a hard chance, 90% of us on here would bury that ffs

     

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    And 100% of us or anyone else for that matter, including the very best strikers in the world, could miss it.

    All strikers miss glaring chances.

    Halland has missed some absolute sitters in his career. He just happens to score a barrow load too.

    Dessers

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    10 hours ago, Roy Hobbs said:

    We spent 200k on McCoist which would have been a lot of money for a 21 year old at the time. We spent not much more on the likes of Butcher and Woods years later and both were England internationals.

    £185k is roughly £820k in todays money. Absolute bargain in the current market but it was very different back then. The most expensive British transfer was Bryan Robson to Man U for £1.5m (circa £6.6m these days).

    So McCoist fee was about 12.5% of Robson's. 

    The most expensive British transfer is currently Enzo Fernandez at £107.1m
    Dessers, cost around £4.3m which is 4% of Fernandez’s fee.

    im not saying Dessers is anywhere near McCoust in terms of quality just highlighting their relative value in their respective markets (although today’s market is fucking mental)  and by doing so you could maybe argue Dessers has cost 1/3 of McCoist

    Silva, Diomande, Cortes

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    4 minutes ago, AGC123 said:

    Frightening what Koppen / Clement have done and recruited sofar. When was the last time a window looked so good. Trying not to get carried away but if these lads continue in this trajectory what an end to the season we’re in for. Bearing in mind Clement has said there’s still a lot to come from Cortez too 🥶

    What I really like about Cortez is that he doesn’t over complicate things. Does the simple things well and nothing flashy (although he did fluff a pass into the box today by trying the old  ‘look one way kick the ball in the opposite direction’).

    It’s early days, but him (and Diomande) appear to be an upgrade on what we’ve had. 

     

    Dessers

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    10 minutes ago, J-Maestro said:

    Worse than Jeffers, Ostenstad and Sebo combined clearly.

    And Beattie, Sadiq, Itten, Clark, Bo Anderson, Little, Pena, Herrera…..

    But other than them, and a few others, he’s definitely the worst striker we’ve ever had, in fact he’s that bad he’s only scoring on average every 99 mins under the current manager.

    Dessers

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    47 minutes ago, Jimfanciesthedude said:

    Im not discounting his contribution today, however not every game is at home with us winning 1-0 after 2 mins, his two sitters he missed today were abysmal, he needs to be more clinical imo 

    Like when he scored the only goal in a win v St Mirren away when we had a total of 2 shots on target?  

    Dessers

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    41 minutes ago, Jimfanciesthedude said:

    Is that boyds total over both spells as his second spell we were a fucking shambles when he was here

    Yes. 
    Pretty obvious that Dessers time under Beale was a shambles too.

    i appreciate stats skew performance but no matter what, a goal rate of 1 every 99 minutes is fucking superb.

    Dessers

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    Here’s one for all the Dessers haters out there.

    Under Clement, Dessers has played 1,294 mins and scored 13 goals. 
    That’s a goal every 99.6 mins.

    Kris Boyd has been our most clinical striker in decades with a 116.1 min average.

    Why on Earth would you give Desser’s relentless grief with that record? Imagine his stats if scored all the ‘easy’ chances. And why the fuck would you consider punting him in the summer?

    I look forward to your answers.

     

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    Dessers

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    I find it incredible that Desser’s has been on a hat trick in 2 of the last 3 games, we’re 5 points out in front and 8 goals ahead of the Tim’s on goal difference (albeit they have a game in hand) and folk are still ringing their hands and talking about the ones  Desser’s has missed (and his future misses) which might cost us the league. 
    Give the guy a fucking break.
    Morelos averaged a goal every 152 mins for Rangers.

    After a shaky start Dessers is on one every 140mins. 
    Yes, we have a striker who might be erratic but he is almost certainly going to bag 20+ goals in his first season yet I just read someone saying hopefully we’ll sell him for half what we paid for him.

    Mental.
     

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    Mohammed Dionamde Chant

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    To the tune of ‘Do the Conga’ by Black Lace

    Doo-do-doooo, Mohamed Diomandeee
    Choo-choo-chooo, you’re our midfield cure
    You, you, you,  aren’t from Mauritius or Burundi
    Doo-do-doooo, it's the Ivory Coast I’m sure 

    🤣🤣🤣

    AND we can all do The Conga when he scores. Could become our trademark celebration.

    A bit like the Poznan celebration but rather turning our back to the pitch and placing arms on each others shoulders, we turn sideways and have a cheeky wee grab at the hips of those sitting in the seat next to you.

    (for the avoidance of doubt I am taking the piss, although I do like the chant)

     

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    Mohammed Dionamde Chant

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    Time for a bit of culture.

    to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody 🤣

    Is this the real life? Or football fantasy?
    Bought from a Dane’s side, born in the Côte d'Ivoire
    It opened my eyes, when I  looked up at the Ibrox ‘sea’
    I’m now a blue boy, and hate all the Tim’s I see
    Fuck Yang Hyun-Jun, a cunt called Oh, Liam Scales and Kyogo

    Arrived in the windoooow, and my name is Mo Diomaaaaandeeeee!

     

    Mohammed Dionamde Chant

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    39 minutes ago, RockwellGers said:

    Pretty much all of these chants made me cringe, including my own. Don't really mind getting stick for posting shite like this tbh

    Although if anyone genuinely is getting raging they should maybe lighten up a bit

    Exactly. It’s just folk having a wee bit of fun. Nobody (I don’t think) is seriously suggesting we chant any/most of these. Others might think it sad to come up with a daft song. I’d say it’s much sadder to troll.

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