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“If Rangers owned the land then it would be ok” that is why we are selling celtic a plot of land so no cunt can complain,simple.

Plenty of players get released from clubs and go on to prove that club wrong and have a good career, we have been guilty of it a few times

Be great for crosses into the box.

Knocked them out of Europe, battered their fans and now we’ve taken their captain. Vintage Rangers shithousing. 

He got the tactics bang on for 93mins ffs 

We’ve gone much longer in our history without winning it.
11 years from 81 to 92.
And 20+ years in the first part of the last century.
Also one thing I think we forget is that between 64 and 87 we only won the league 3 times.
We’ll win both again. 

Windass v Candeias on Sunday.
One scores a cracker then does a Nicky Law, comes off the park fresh v One who scores a cracker, works his arse off, back-tracks, tackles, puts inviting crosses into the box, comes off the park knackered.
I know which one I would have in my team(if I had a team).

It was a superb performance and thanks to him for getting us out the shit, bit if Miller undermined the Rangers manager, whoever that may be, and especially if leaking it to the press, his two goals today are the absolute minimum he could do for making up for his unacceptable behaviour.
No looking for an argument btw.

I'll tell you what - I'm not Houston's biggest fan by any means, but I can't say I'm comfortable with him being slagged for being an 'oven cleaner.' Every one of us does something different for a living, denigrating someone because you feel their occupation is beneath you says more about you than it does about them, in my opinion. 
I've got family, friends, etc who do jobs others may see as menial, but fuck slagging them for it. I would do anything I needed to to earn a living, I've done some 'lowly' jobs in my time.
Rant over, but ffs there's plenty to slag him for other than having his own business (I think) and trying to make an honest crust.

Said it to the three of you privately and will say it publicly - the 3 of you have shown absolute integrity and should be proud of yourselves. 
I stand firmly behind you all.

Speaking to someone in my work just now and he said he'd heard their display is going to be a tricolour with the european cup. Why the fuck would we allow that in the stadium. Also gies them the chance to start jumping about at the 67th minute, only to mistakenly start a couple of seconds early. There is so many reasons that this is wrong.

Speaking to someone in my work just now and he said he'd heard their display is going to be a tricolour with the european cup. Why the fuck would we allow that in the stadium. Also gies them the chance to start jumping about at the 67th minute, only to mistakenly start a couple of seconds early. There is so many reasons that this is wrong.

Scott who

Same team as today for me!

Donkey.

Hope you are OK, let us know when you can.

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RM Erskine Lunch Fund – Emergency Measures Required MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
So we'll be buying a dozen tickets v Motherwell for Erskine, and about a dozen for Combat Stress. That's already been agreed, we've got the money for them, and that's all excellent!
But when I was talking to Carol at Erskine Park last time, she was talking about one of her residents. Let’s call him Cammy for now.
Cammy is in his forties, one of Erskine Park’s younger residents.
As I understand it, he was in an accident some years ago, and the injuries he received have left him permanently wheelchair-bound.
Apparently he is the biggest bluenose you’ll ever meet.
Unfortunately, Cammy has been unable to take advantage of any of the tickets we’ve provided for Erskine this season or last, because of the wheelchair.
It’s well documented that wheelchair seats are heavily over-subscribed at Ibrox, and the only time Erskine get wheelchair tickets is for things like the Armed Forces Day. But even then, the tickets go to Erskine Glasgow and Erskine Bishopton, so Cammy and the other wheelchair users in Erskine Park and Erskine Mains have never had a chance of any of them.
We’ve managed to get a couple of wheelchair users in before – but only ones who can manage one or two steps with assistance – then we can buy them an aisle seat in Row C of the enclosure, and they can enter via the wheelchair access, and hobble up the two steps to the seat. Not so with Cammy. He is 100% wheelchair bound, and has not made a single game.
It’s obvious when you hear Carol talk about Cammy that it’s breaking her heart not getting him to a game, and therefore it’s now breaking mine too, and I'm unable to ignore it.
So as I see it, there are two possibilities:
1. Somebody reading this can get a hold of an unused wheelchair ticket, and donate it to us.

Although this has happened before (thanks again to Co. Armagh RSCs for that!) it was a one-off and it's very unlikely that there will be any spare for this game, given its popularity and the lack of time.

2. So that leaves only one other option – Hospitality!

It’s expensive (£130 per person) and we can‘t really afford it, but fuck it, I’m not going to let that stop us.
So I’m sorry, but this may well require another emergency fundraiser. I know I promised there would be no more this season, but tough - I'd rather break a promise to you guys than do nothing for that guy.

I presume you're happy with the pish being served up then? Usual head in the sand pish from you

They are now taking the piss out of us

So, Fund Members,
Who wants this then?...

Aye that's got your attention, eh?

Cheers! Will do.
Barring Natural Disasters, or Acts of an Angry God, and pending some possible good news on various fronts, this looks like it could be the most successful and most entertaining (to those who enjoy this kind of stuff at least) season so far.
But for those that can't stand the Fund, what it stands for, how it goes about its business, or the unbearably annoying posting style of its main protagonist, it could be a tough few months for you.
Sorry guys, but remember you can minimise the pain by avoiding all threads started by me beginning *** RM Sponsors' Fund - insert annoying govanblue stuff here

Tops like that are the best. I'm not far nor am I anorexic though so maybe thats why I like it.

We will get the Falkirk template and one above.
The only decent Puma kits you will see are the ones for Arsenal and the likes.

Maybe we need to go to Ramsdens to finance a new fucking team

Chelsea yesterday rejected a £17m bid from Liverpool for Fernando Torres.
:lol: