Creampuff 22,628 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 109,658 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match? Al do you have a few shifts that week? If so i would suggest a few shifts on the panel and there is fuck all they can do. Thats what i did for Eindhoven Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allzo 91 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I put in for the weekend off for the Old Firm in July Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kplfishtank 4,659 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 aye take time off before it so it doesnt look too dodgy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Chib er Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiadreamin52 339 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 No..... at 19 you have a life time of OF games and circumstances change Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulRFC1 115 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Jobs are hard to come by but me personally I wouldn't miss it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westendblue 3 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Spend a couple of days building up to it, randomly running off to the toilet and whining about how rough you feel and get it in peoples head that you are ill and dont talk about the game to any work related people Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,336 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match? You could give the ticket to RM's resident ticket agent Boab and then people can PM him for the ticket I was in your bookies yesterday and had a nice wee win as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyjones 3,009 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I opened this thinking it was about Salmond's proposed Bill. Go on the sick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Spend a couple of days building up to it, randomly running off to the toilet and whining about how rough you feel and get it in peoples head that you are ill and dont talk about the game to any work related peopleThat's a good idea if they don't know what you're up to. On no account should you post your intentions on a publicly viewable forum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 I opened this thinking it was about Salmond's proposed Bill. Go on the sick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds_Bear 8,121 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicika Jelavic 7 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Even though you have beef with her, and she probably won't take it to well. Just confront her and tell her, that she doesn't control your life and you can choose what to do. If she fires you for that reason then get her done. I wouldn't let any cunt of a boss control what I do in my spare time, Especially a fucking women!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebooler 4,509 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Let her know you're not happy with her, and what she's done, as it messes up plans you had made for this particular weekend. She should investigate all avenues to help you out, if she's a decent manager and person.If she doesn't, go and get a Doctors Certificate around 2/3 days before the game. This way, she can do nothing about it, but she'll obviously know why you did it. She'll feel that she should have accommodated you initially. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough. In tears here. Fucking superb Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 In tears here. Fucking superb I like to try and paint pictures with words (as opposed to Niall Bigot who paints pictures in crayon instead of words) and this shit-covered effort is certainly colourful enough..........if you like brown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuartM6 279 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Take some laxatives on the wedenesday, leave a huge pile of shite in the work toilet for your manager to see, they will have worn off by the thursday or friday, just tell them your still shiteing like fuck and won't be in over the weekend.Or kick her in the ovaries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 How the fuck does a Glasgow boy get to 19 years old and never go to a Rangers/selik match?I was sneaking onto a train from Inverness at the age of 12. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Get someone else in your work, that doesn't bother about football, to cover your shift. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfajerk 23 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 get a distant relative to phone your work to announce your passingthen go to the game , get rat arsed and go into work the next day and say the relative that phoned in for you is also a witchdoctor and brought you back to life .works everytime for me . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackunion 536 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I'm missing my first OF game in 10 years due to work, I'm gutted but it's got to be done, however I have kids and a family to feed if I was your age I'd probably go to the game Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinGers93 388 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 19 and never been to an Old Firm game??? Wow Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart54 218 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 If you lie to your boss you can bet that your face will be the first image shown on Sky Sports! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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