Is An Old Firm Game Worth Losing Your Job & Facing Charges For..?

[King Jela 20,544]

Man up and get her pregnant.

[The Hammer 11 2,612]

I take they wouldn't want you working with the public with a black eye if you catch my drift

[Dennis 1,011]

I phoned a sickie for an old firm game when I was 16 and worked in the Swallow hotel. Got caught on the telly when we scored. And a written warning was waiting for me when I got back. I blame Bo Anderson Tbh.

[.Williamson. 83,067]

19 and never been to an Old Firm game??? Wow

Neither have I, what are you slabberin about Martin?

I'd ride my boss to get to an old firm game, and hes about 56.

[Briton 394]

Your young mate...hopefully you'll see scores of Old Firm games. Protect your job and soon enough you'll be the manager.

As a side note...I've always fancied working in a bookies.

[Gaffbear 4,101]

How the fuck does a Glasgow boy get to 19 years old and never go to a Rangers/selik match?

I was sneaking onto a train from Inverness at the age of 12.

I remember (although fae Glasgow) i was away wi my Dad delivering food to hotels in Aviemore and Inverness one Friday and we had the beggars on the Saturday..We had to stay the night cos the truck was fucked and i left him up there and got the train from Inverness to Glasgow for the game..

3 o clock kick offs then of course..1984 i think it was...3-3 at the tattie dome

[WVB 2,560]

I remember (although fae Glasgow) i was away wi my Dad delivering food to hotels in Aviemore and Inverness one Friday and we had the beggars on the Saturday..We had to stay the night cos the truck was fucked and i left him up there and got the train from Inverness to Glasgow for the game..

3 o clock kick offs then of course..1984 i think it was...3-3 at the tattie dome

Home on the paper train Loyal

[King_gazza 1,065]

Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."

I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.

PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.

I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough.

:lol:

Would rep you mate but i'm on my phone

[DarcheVinny 1,003]

Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game

Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.

Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.

Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?

Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?

Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match?

Jobs are hard to come by in this day and age my friend. My first OF was last seasons 40th anniversary of the disaster. I had to wait nearly 24 years and got another four in the months following. Without a job can you afford your season ticket? Or next seasons? Chill out mate, there's plenty of time.

[Colonel Mustard 380]

Anyone else confused about what the "facing charges" aspect of this is?

[1690KWilliam 169]

Drink in Louden before match

[ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895]

Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."

I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.

PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.

I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough.

[ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895]

Neither have I, what are you slabberin about Martin?

I'd ride my boss to get to an old firm game, and hes about 56.

I thought you where going to she's 56.

[maxiblue 18]

tell her you have Bola Bola disease,bet you wont here from her untill about tuesday,when we will have finished celebrating....WATP

[colinwilkie1 1]

dip it mt wouldnt miss it for the world

[Zappa 358]

Pay another female member of staff to tell her you fancy her and have a big boabie.

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,683]

Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game

Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.

Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.

Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?

Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?

Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match?

You should hiv hid her pumped by noo an tain photies then you could dae whit ye want, always remember son keep yer friends close but yer enemiies in yer ticket poakit !

[thebooler 4,509]

Just a small point but something worth considering.

You may lose a job that pays £15,000 a year to watch a shower o shite that earn £20,000 a week.

Think aboot it.

[caseyjones 3,009]

Just a small point but something worth considering.

You may lose a job that pays £15,000 a year to watch a shower o shite that earn £20,000 a week.

Think aboot it.

[thebooler 4,509]

Yes. Until now we've been a shower o shite. No doubt about it. Barring Motherwell where we played really well.

Nothing wrong with giving a fellow Bear a wee bit of advice when it comes to his liveliehood.

On the other hand, he could just read your posts on here and be a right negative bastard.

Let him decide for himself.

[caseyjones 3,009]

Yes. Until now we've been a shower o shite. No doubt about it. Barring Motherwell where we played really well.

Nothing wrong with giving a fellow Bear a wee bit of advice when it comes to his liveliehood.

On the other hand, he could just read your posts on here and be a right negative bastard.

Let him decide for himself.

We're top of the league.

[LuxembourGer 3]

Get your Mum to phone your work on the Friday saying, "Hello, this is Alan's Mum. Alan's got a tummy upset and won't be in for a few days. In fact, I'm understating it by calling it a tummy upset. He's been shitting for Britain since last night. It's coming out his arse faster than he can wipe it up from the last visit. We've got shite on the floors, walls and ceilings of every room in the house thanks to this tummy upset and my back garden drying green is full to overflowing with Alan's clothes as he's shit on everything that he owns. Underpants, trousers, shirts, socks...you name it he's fired vat-loads of shit over them in the last 24-hours. My family and I are at our wits end - the boy has no more shit to give....yet more flies out of him by the hour......indeed, there he goes running past me again for another shit session (She cries out, "Alan....just use the bucket under the stair cupboard son......I'm still trying to get the shit marks off the bath from this morning!"). Where was I? Yes, anyway, as you can hear we've got a bit of a crisis in our hands and therefore I felt it only right to tell you that Alan won't be in for some time......at least not until we get to the bottom (Cries out "Oops.....sorry Alan!") of this tummy upset."

I may have overgilded the lilly ever-so-slightly.......but you'll get the drift.

PS. If you can't convince yer' Maw' to do this dastardly but necessary deed, stick your baws in a vice and phone them your self.

I guarantee the voice pitch will be high enough.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm unfortunately sitting in my mum and dad's living room while they're watching that Fred West drama thing that's on telly, a very unfortunate time to be pishing myslef laughing

[markybear 136]

U should've booked it off when u got the dates, that's what I do. Or I at least swap my shift far in advance

[gogzy 31,195]

Despite my 19 years of being alive and loving the greatest club in the World, I've never been to an Old Firm game

Anyway, being my first year with a season ticket, the first thing I did when the fixtures were announced was to march the Old Firm game off.

Got a text from a fellow cashier who informed me that my manager, who I have enough fucking beef with already, btw. Has took in upon herself to book a weekend holiday from the work for that weekend. Which she fucking tells me about today (she doesn't know I've been prewarned). So anyway, I was looking for some advice.

Do I take it like a man, and accept I can't go?

Or do I walk in, chin her, and leave William Hill forever?

Also, next Sunday, where should I drink pre match?

phone in sick on that day, they wont sack you for one day off. take your verbal warning from the boss and move on

[TheBluebells 6,898]

Compton lie and say someone else was going to cover the shift, fling them under the bus.

This is what i am doing