I'm gonna' put in a bid in for Rangers on Monday....

[Sobatai 70]

When are you going to be addressing the masses outside Ibrox?

[CHAMPS4LIFE 86]

I was wondering as I write this from my pad in Monaco, if you would be interested Mr Bacon in meeting with me to discuss my possible investment in your consortium.

Although I am kept busy with my many businesses, I could easily fly to Scotland and meet you in my castle- yes I do own such a fine home.

Alternatively, if more conducive, I would happily entertain you at my company H.Q in the Virgin Islands.

I have previous experience in investing in football clubs and I feel that my business acumen would be most valuable to you in your endeavours.

The last thing I would wish for you would be to see you invest in Rangers Football Club and for said club to end up in administration - or worse.

I would also bring to the table one of my directors who is an expert in all matters of taxation.

Please let me know soonest if I can be of assistance to you.

Yours etc

An Interested Party

P.s. Please keep this between ourselves for now, as I am wary of any potential enquiries into my companies and business background.

Thank you

this guy sounds legit, also sounds like a proper "rangers man"

[simplythebest 11,453]

My dad and his whole side of the family are from Yorkshire.

I can however confirm i've never lived there.

May I still join?

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

Dear Mr Bacon,

I am writing to you concerning a Mr Reginald J. Bacon Sr, who unfortunately recently passed away following a freak accident involving some very suspicious-looking ducks and several gallons worth of vaseline. He left me his will naming you as the beneficiary of his estate worth 150,000,000 nigerian naira (£601,000). All you need to do is send me you bank account number, sort code, mother's maiden name and the three numbers on the back of your card (to prove that you is you). Thank you for your luck, and I hope this moneys can reach you rapidly.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr Justice Cannonball Nyakatenga

Dear Justice,

I'm at a loss as to how my great, great, really great (no, honest, he was great) uncle Reginald J. Bacon passed away..........again.

According to my records (and LP's) that's the 24th time you've written to me telling me of his "recent demise".

According to you, he first "passed away" on 14th October, 2003 in a snow skiing accident in, of all places, Largs. He then mysteriously passed away the following January (6th to be precise) in a landslide incident in Saskatchewan, Canada - one of the flattest places on God's green earth.

Since that "death" he's died, according to your e-mails, by various methods and in numerous countries - his most spectacular death was where you had him falling off the top of Mount Everest (June, 2007) and hitting every boulder on the way down.

Yes, that was a belter....old Reginald would get giddy if he stood on a chair, so bad was his fear of heights.

His most bizarre "death", again looking back over your e-mails, was when he had been involved in a plot to assassinate Maummar Gaddafi and "accidentally shot himself in the head during a dummy run"!

Anyway, old Reggie' was skint all his life and left me nothing, he died, sadly, when I was mere 10-years old - hit by a tramcar on the Great Western Road near Anniesland Cross.

Tramcars were notoriously loud and by their very nature they tended to stay on the tracks, however, that's the last place you want them to be when you're having a drunken kip on said tracks.

Old Reginald never saw or heard it coming.

His top half was cremated at Daldowie, his lower half was buried at Riddrie Cemetary.

May he Rest in Pieces.

[Shane 338]

I have been working tirelessly throughout the night--the six hours of boozing and nine hours to sleep it off aside--trying to secure finance from America, and am happy to say I have convinced three venture capitalists (maybe payday loan establishments, I forget) and a some sort of tobacco financier or some such to back this bid! They have offered up a tidy sum of $26,000,000US for initial investment!

The terms are quite reasonable, too: just 84 low monthly payments of $773,809.53. The Native American chap at the first office said all they need is the title on my car to secure their part of the financing, and they would be willing to provide an additional line of credit at what he says is a very competitive interest rate. (96%)

All we need is $15,000US upfront to begin the paper work, and seeing as it's Friday, we really need to get cracking to raise this.

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

I have been working tireless throughout the night--the six hours of boozing and nine hours to sleep it off aside--trying to secure finance from America, and am happy to say I have convinced three venture capitalists (maybe payday loan establishments, I forget) and a some sort of tobacco financier or some such to back this bid! They have offered up a tidy sum of $26,000,000US for initial investment!

The terms are quite reasonable, too: just 84 low monthly payments of $773,809.53. The Native American chap at the first office said all they need is the title on my car to secure their part of the financing, and they would be willing to provide an additional line of credit at what he says is a very competitive interest rate. (96%)

All we need is $15,000US upfront to begin the paper work, and seeing as it's Friday, we really need to get cracking to raise this.

I'm on it.

Does anyone have Bombardier's mobi' number?

[Shane 338]

I'm on it.

Does anyone have Bombardier's mobi' number?

No time! I will provide details of a secure Paypal account established under the name 'Rangers Cherokee Nation and Gaming Locations, llc" for parties to place their season ticket funds into. We can provide assurances that you will receive a substantial discount on your final ST purchases (Up to 5% off!*) in exchange for your prompt payment.

*Total cost of season tickets not yet determined, but will not exceed $9,000US

[haggismuncher 55]

Dear Justice,

I'm at a loss as to how my great, great, really great (no, honest, he was great) uncle Reginald J. Bacon passed away..........again.

According to my records (and LP's) that's the 24th time you've written to me telling me of his "recent demise".

According to you, he first "passed away" on 14th October, 2003 in a snow skiing accident in, of all places, Largs. He then mysteriously passed away the following January (6th to be precise) in a landslide incident in Saskatchewan, Canada - one of the flattest places on God's green earth.

Since that "death" he's died, according to your e-mails, by various methods and in numerous countries - his most spectacular death was where you had him falling off the top of Mount Everest (June, 2007) and hitting every boulder on the way down.

Yes, that was a belter....old Reginald would get giddy if he stood on a chair, so bad was his fear of heights.

His most bizarre "death", again looking back over your e-mails, was when he had been involved in a plot to assassinate Maummar Gaddafi and "accidentally shot himself in the head during a dummy run"!

Anyway, old Reggie' was skint all his life and left me nothing, he died, sadly, when I was mere 10-years old - hit by a tramcar on the Great Western Road near Anniesland Cross.

Tramcars were notoriously loud and by their very nature they tended to stay on the tracks, however, that's the last place you want them to be when you're having a drunken kip on said tracks.

Old Reginald never saw or heard it coming.

His top half was cremated at Daldowie, his lower half was buried at Riddrie Cemetary.

May he Rest in Pieces.

:lol: :lol:

That brightened my miserable rain soaked day up

[Drunk and disorderly. 14,462]

I have unspecified wads of money to invest. I hold a season ticket for the tattie dome, have been barred from being a director, fit dodgy windows using high pressure sales techniques and consider myself a fit and proper person.

I'm only in it to see Rangers beat my team.

Can I have the keys to Ibrox now?

[Drunk and disorderly. 14,462]

I seen a whippet in the park today. Does that make me ineligible?

P.S. it did a big joby!

[alprod 13]

Although I now live IN Yorkshire, I'm not FROM Yorkshire. Does this disqualify me from being in the consortium?

Do you have a house in Yorkshire...SHOWS RA DEEDS!!

[rm1972 3]

athletico yorkshire pudding fc

[Super1872 468]

Dear cb

I am extremely impressed with your proposal and would like to become involved.

I have a large collection of pannini stickers, many of which are in fact shinies, and would be prepared to invest these provided you can show me deeds. I will probably neglect to view any proof of ownership provided despite my request however so don't really worry too much about it.

If we are successful in the procurement of the club rest assured I am ready with further investment, i have a large selection of football cards which have been collected from sweetie fags and would be prepared to invest these in whichever way you see fit.

I await your response,

Yours faithfully, Super1872.

PS, i am also not from Yorkshire. Promise.

[Nikica Jelavic 41]

Yes, I'm gonna' put a bid in for Rangers on Monday morning.

I can't disclose what my bid will be or who my backers are due to confidentiality issues, however, I can confirm it's a huge 'mutha-fukka' of a bid.

I love this club and I will never let it die (Cries of "No Surrender wee man!")

I should also mention......I'm not from Yorkshire.

I'm a legend in my own lifetime and I'm kind to pets.

I do, however, enjoy the odd 'refreshment' or six.

Let me make myself clear (grabs microphone) "I'm only in this for some small change in my back pocket.......for the love of the club".

Yours, CB

(BombardierInvestmentConsortium.com)

Sorry mate but this is a total load of pish, you mean to say you have no celtic fans backing you with money?

[Teebear 120]

I am backing this bid 100% and call on all Rangers (Media) posters (inc lurkers) to boycott everything and pay nothing till Green is out and we have our Bacon.

No season tickets, No council rates, No Sky TV subscription, No maintenence, No Child support, no Taxes. Lets starve the country into submission as this is the only credible bid.

Lets examine CB's credentials (We don't at this point in time know his actual name but that should NOT dampen our support for this bid) - he is a RM Media member of long standing, high post count and reputation. He (alledgedly) is not from Yorkshire, does NOT have a colour in his name and that should be enough for all of us.

I have sent him a cheque (its in the post) to show my unreserved backing for him. (Value £1 for 50% of the club)

It will be good that by Monday evening this will all be over and we will have a real Rangers (Media) man in charge of the club.

The FF Fan Boys wont be happy - but you cant have everything.

I won £180 last night on 888 casino.. Full disclosure of my vast wealth.. I will give 1% to CB.. £1.80.. That buys CB out.. Shit.. Sorry CB.. I now own the club

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

The clock is ticking. If any of you want in here's the deal.

Leave common sense at the door.

Put £10k in small bills in a brown envelope and send them to me at:

CB Is Da' Man,

Takeovers-R-Us,

Cash Only City,

G36 4U

For each envelope you will receive two shares.

I will print share certificates as and when I see fit.

Postal deliveries can take up to three-months.

Fear not. I'm a big Rangers man......would I lie?

[crownedpilgrim 0]

This thread is shite, a bunch of smart arses ripping into one of our own.

[Blumhoilann 6,712]

[Super1872 468]

This thread is shite, a bunch of smart arses ripping into one of our own.

......John, is that you?

[Yorkie Bear 18]

The clock is ticking. If any of you want in here's the deal.

Leave common sense at the door.

Put £10k in small bills in a brown envelope and send them to me at:

CB Is Da' Man,

Takeovers-R-Us,

Cash Only City,

G36 4U

For each envelope you will receive two shares.

I will print share certificates as and when I see fit.

Postal deliveries can take up to three-months.

Fear not. I'm a big Rangers man......would I lie?

Will the certificates be stapled or spiral bound? I'm only in if mine is spiral bound.

[CaptainofIndustry 921]

I have unspecified wads of money to invest. I hold a season ticket for the tattie dome, have been barred from being a director, fit dodgy windows using high pressure sales techniques and consider myself a fit and proper person.

I'm only in it to see Rangers beat my team.

Can I have the keys to Ibrox now?

Sounds exactly the pitch McKenna gave Bomber Brown.

FFS don't let Bomber see this or he'll be round at your door insisting he'll be the front man for your bid.

[Bears r us 30,803]

Will the certificates be stapled or spiral bound? I'm only in if mine is spiral bound.

[Edmiston Drive 3,846]

This thread is shite, a bunch of smart arses ripping into one of our own.

Was it your password or your sign in name.......you have just remembered