.Williamson. 83,165 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Jamie has a broken head apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 What in the fucking hell is this about?al second that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Fantastic thread im voting for JamieG54 as my member of the year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Anybody got a translation here, got the cans bit and weed refs, just how it all fits together. An are we in Loch Ness, Loch Lomond or Hogganfield Loch. Mind you th OP may be on Button Moon.Nae wonder Nessies done a runner.an just walked past hogganfield loch... nae sign of nessie, messi, translators or anycunt else for that matter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 That vid is almost the same except gogs boat was smaller and the old man was the policeman and he never took three nifty off they crazy folk. Just want a fair trial like my team just want an easy life. Shunt be hassle in a tourist area it will get a bad rep from potential hunters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Bear 283 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Somebody is def on the fiddle charging monster hunters in Lomond Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 That vid is almost the same except gogs boat was smaller and the old man was the policeman and he never took three nifty off they crazy folk. Just want a fair trial like my team just want an easy life. Shunt be hassle in a tourist area it will get a bad rep from potential hunters.you are at it. Good laugh though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionRedHMS 190 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Gogs n me just wanted a few cans on board n sit through the day trying to find the beast not Jimmy saville haha but just seems unfair like. Police wud have pocketed it no doubt cos license boy was oan th phone in his office at the time. Ness is that music festival going radio rental silly so it's lomand. No way th council wud stage a concert near the monster site the hash fumes wud sink it further ehNessy stoned.............ffs.Mate,you have made me laugh today.Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 What was the boat called? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
77amurai 258 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Gogs n me just wanted a few cans on board n sit through the day trying to find the beast not Jimmy saville haha but just seems unfair like. Police wud have pocketed it no doubt cos license boy was oan th phone in his office at the time. Ness is that music festival going radio rental silly so it's lomand. No way th council wud stage a concert near the monster site the hash fumes wud sink it further ehTranslation if required:"Gordon and I merely wanted to partake in a few tipples whilst undertaking a water based beast hunt. By this I do not mean the paedophile currently splashed throughout the broadsheets so it seems frightfully unfair. The constable in question must have made away with our bullion as the member of licensing staff was currently engaged on the telephone. Due to the rather obnoxious lot currently "enjoying" the Rock Ness music festival we decided, against our better judgement, to make our way to Loch Lomond, in the pursuit of the lesser known Lomondie. The local council declined to stage a concert in too close a proximity to the home of the original mythical creature as the fumes from the lower classes marijuana cigarettes would cause the noble creature to sink further."Hope this clarifies for anyone struggling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol 401 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 JamieG, you're not related or married to a poster called Charlene are you?You guys would be perfect together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Gogzy, do you have any comment to make?Otherwise we'll have to assume it's all true His pal is a muppett that can't even spell gogzy right, i have no affiliations with this or any other nutter on the boards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 His pal is a muppett that can't even spell gogzy right, i have no affiliations with this or any other nutter on the boards That's what I thought.Glad that's cleared up.I'd take out an injunction if I were you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 He can pay me 140 quid and go out on the forth looking for monsters if he wants, i can steal him a boat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick1271 521 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 JamieG, you're not related or married to a poster called Charlene are you?You guys would be perfect together.Think of the kids they could have together ...........oh dear god no !!!!!!. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick1271 521 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 He can pay me 140 quid and go out on the forth looking for monsters if he wants, i can steal him a boatI will lend you a boat for 2 scores and 1 deep sea diver LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,386 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I swam in huggie loch circa,1981 and the only thing i seen was 3 perfectly formed shits floating along..in a straight line!! Towards the ducks!! A dive bombing seagull soon got us oot a that huggie loch pretty dam quick...broke up the floatilla and it was every waine for him/herself... There was casualties...it wasnt pretty...oh i hate reality...bring in the BONG... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
77amurai 258 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 He can pay me 140 quid and go out on the forth looking for monsters if he wants, i can steal him a boatfor £140 he can sail me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
julescotia 11,407 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 He can pay me 140 quid and go out on the forth looking for monsters if he wants, i can steal him a boatfor £140 he can sail me.Guys the OP made it perfectly clear that it was £150.Please get your facts right. I mean, it's not hard to understand, is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 aye but i am not as steep as those proddie hatiing boat licene people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,333 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Affmaheidloyal.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-12th-Man 52 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Gogs n me just wanted a few cans on board n sit through the day trying to find the beast not Jimmy saville haha but just seems unfair like. Police wud have pocketed it no doubt cos license boy was oan th phone in his office at the time. Ness is that music festival going radio rental silly so it's lomand. No way th council wud stage a concert near the monster site the hash fumes wud sink it further ehShow us the deeds to this Boat (dingy) u speak off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Bear 283 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Wasn't a Yellow Submarine by chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
one cutty young 140 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Folk are looking at me funny - laughing away to myself on train home to Ayr, honestly the best thread I have read on here. Loch lomand and Nessie hahaha OP must have picked up the sweeties that fell out of the eccie bird at ibrox - still laughing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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