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Luis Suarez has been offered a shock escape from his four-month worldwide Fifa ban – by Kosovo Superleague outfit Hajvalia.

The Uruguayan forward will be sidelined until November from all football after being banned for biting Italy's Giorgio Chiellini during lasts week's World Cup victory in Natal.

Barcelona are expected to pursue a move for the 27-year-old, despite his stringent suspension.

But the Catalan giants now face a rival for Suarez's signature with Hajvalia prepared to hand the player a chance to play during his ban as a result of Kosovo yet to become full members of Fifa and therefore unaffected by the governing body's regulations.

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Other bite-themed products available

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First posted: Saturday, July 05, 2014 03:57 PM MDT

| Updated: Saturday, July 05, 2014 05:37 PM MDT

1297580020789_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x This handout picture made available by Swedish online sex toy shop "Oliver & Eva" shows a woman demonstrating a nipple clamp depicting Uruguay's forward Luis Suarez on July 1, 2014 in Stockholm. (AFP PHOTO / HO/Oliver & Eva/TOBIAS LUNDQVIST)

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Finally, Luis Suarez’s teeth are being used for good instead of evil.

Swedish online sex toy shop "Oliver & Eva" are selling nipple clamps with the Uruguay forward's face on the clip.

The shop announced the launch of the hilarious product soon after the infamous bite by Suarez against Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini.

But it doesn't end there as Chinese website Alibaba and its affiliate site Taobao are selling bottle openers featuring the Uruguay striker – just put his open mouth on the cap of your Molson Canadian and he’ll bite it off.

The items range from about $2.70 to $4.30.

However, according to Wall Street Journal, the products don’t actually exist yet. Merchants are taking orders and trying to get the items manufactured as quickly as possible.

Suarez, who also plays for Liverpool, was suspended for nine matches and four months after biting Italian player Giorgio Chiellini in their Group D match on June 24. It’s the third time Suarez has been banned for biting players. In a carefully worded statement June 30, Suarez expressed remorse and vowed there will “never again” be another incident like it.

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Man City to try hijack the move?...apparently there is a second clause in Suarez contract that if any English based club want him there is a buy out clause of £110M (tbf the only two clubs daft enough to pay this kinda money are Chelsea or City, although Arsenal would probably put a bit in of £110M and £1) source is the Mirror so id take this with a major pinch of salt but I thought id throw it out there. As good as he is when hes not biting racialising or being a prick is he really worth that much money?

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Man City to try hijack the move?...apparently there is a second clause in Suarez contract that if any English based club want him there is a buy out clause of £110M (tbf the only two clubs daft enough to pay this kinda money are Chelsea or City, although Arsenal would probably put a bit in of £110M and £1) source is the Mirror so id take this with a major pinch of salt but I thought id throw it out there. As good as he is when hes not biting racialising or being a prick is he really worth that much money?

No one really is tbh but in today's transfer market I wouldn't say so.

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