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Rangers On Verge Of Signing Arsenal Superkid Gedion Zelalem


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Depending on the pronunciation of his name, this might be the way.

OOOOOH! Zela ... lem is magic, (or, Ze .. la .. lem he is magic).

He wears the magic hat,

We could have got Scott Allan ..... but he's a fuckin Rhat.

He passes with his left foot .... he passed with his right,

And when we get to fuck the scum we'll sing the sash all night.

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I am going to write a 4 stanza poem for us to blast tomorrow.

Oh gedion, oh gedion

Why are thee so good

Said Gedion is rather brilliant

His skills are rather rude

He hates dirty filthy unwashed manky scummy beasts from the east end

He also hates tuna pasta

When he enters ronnys wife

She demands that he goes faster

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I am going to write a 4 stanza poem for us to blast tomorrow.

Oh gedion, oh gedion

Why are thee so good

Said Gedion is rather brilliant

His skills are rather rude

He hates dirty filthy unwashed manky scummy beasts from the east end

He also hates tuna pasta

When he enters ronnys wife

She demands that he goes faster

I swear there's a wee bit of Dylan in there . . . . . . . . . .somewhere. :lol:

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THIS JUST IN!

The SPFL have announced anew immediate rule change which states that whilst loan signings are encouraged, no loan players from Arsenal are allowed to play in competitive matches.

All SPFL clubs abstained from voting in the interests of sporting integrity, thus the casting vote was left to the Office Cleaner Mrs Lawwell and the proposed change was carried 100%.

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I am going to write a 4 stanza poem for us to blast tomorrow.

Oh gedion, oh gedion

Why are thee so good

Said Gedion is rather brilliant

His skills are rather rude

He hates dirty filthy unwashed manky scummy beasts from the east end

He also hates tuna pasta

When he enters ronnys wife

She demands that he goes faster

4 stanza poem eh?... We are definitely too classy for the Championship.
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I would be surprised if Law got dropped, but I CAN definitely see the boy come on as a sub for law or Holt.

Just need a striker and I think we are done. Anymore news on Eustace?

Warburton says Eustace getting closer. The young boy isn't playing tomorrow - he'll be at the ground though.

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