TEFTONG 60,295 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Kingbilly1872 said: Aye, my opinion is Peace if you want to get into it. Peace in the middle east (whose teams get to play in European football for some reason 😆 And Peace in Ukraine and anywhere else in the world where cunts are killing each other for reasons I'm sure most wouldn't agree with if they were told the truth. Our country is knee deep in the shite the world has had to go through I'm the last 100+ years. This is supposed to be about football though. What's the £900m shite about? Pal of yours. IMG_5087.MP4.211d2479615430bc3a70e9dfe0f998d8.mp4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
10pshortof17pound 2,512 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 The Jeely Piece Song- close thread I'm a skyscraper wean, I live on the nineteenth flair, But I'm no gaun oot to play any mair, Since we moved to oor new hoose, I'm wasting away, 'Cause I'm getting one less meal every day. O ye cannae fling pieces oot a twenty-story flat, Seven-hundred hungry weans will testify tae that, If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, The odds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae wan. On the first day my maw flung me out a dod o' malted broon. It came skyting oot the windae and went up insteid o' doon, But every twenty-seven hours it comes back into sight, 'Cause my piece went into orbit and became a satellite. One the next day my maw flung me oot a piece once again. It went and hit the pilot in a fast, low-flying plane. He scraped it aff his goggles, shouting through the intercom: `The Clydeside Reds have got me wi' a breid-and-jeely bomb!' Bobby Hume and BloodRunsBlue 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Siam69 said: We did do Horticulture in my school. I grew a square tomato 👍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Bear 15,116 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 It's like the Twilight Zone in here sometimes 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 27,048 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Just now, Kingbilly1872 said: We did do Horticulture in my school. I grew a square tomato 👍 No applepine? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, 10pshortof17pound said: The Jeely Piece Song- close thread I'm a skyscraper wean, I live on the nineteenth flair, But I'm no gaun oot to play any mair, Since we moved to oor new hoose, I'm wasting away, 'Cause I'm getting one less meal every day. O ye cannae fling pieces oot a twenty-story flat, Seven-hundred hungry weans will testify tae that, If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, The odds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae wan. On the first day my maw flung me out a dod o' malted broon. It came skyting oot the windae and went up insteid o' doon, But every twenty-seven hours it comes back into sight, 'Cause my piece went into orbit and became a satellite. One the next day my maw flung me oot a piece once again. It went and hit the pilot in a fast, low-flying plane. He scraped it aff his goggles, shouting through the intercom: `The Clydeside Reds have got me wi' a breid-and-jeely bomb!' Wow, no heard that in years pmsl. Was there no a bit about Castlemilk in that song? Seem to remember my teacher used to make me sing a bit about Castlemilk on my own in front of the full class cause I lived there for a bit. Am sure it was this song anyway... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Siam69 said: No applepine? Na, nae such thing unfortunately. Made that taig look like a right diddy on the telly 😆 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
10pshortof17pound 2,512 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Kingbilly1872 said: Wow, no heard that in years pmsl. Was there no a bit about Castlemilk in that song? Seem to remember my teacher used to make me sing a bit about Castlemilk on my own in front of the full class cause I lived there for a bit. Am sure it was this song anyway... Are you related to @ForeverAndEver Kingbilly1872 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue72 1,145 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 hour ago, SPWF said: “KingBilly1872” Absolutely reeking. Had that thought especially posting this rubbish Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottywellhousetb 50,630 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Israel Palestine thread locked but this is still going , hmmmm ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Specky Forum Organiser 65,300 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire88 2 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 2 hours ago, 10pshortof17pound said: The Jeely Piece Song- close thread I'm a skyscraper wean, I live on the nineteenth flair, But I'm no gaun oot to play any mair, Since we moved to oor new hoose, I'm wasting away, 'Cause I'm getting one less meal every day. O ye cannae fling pieces oot a twenty-story flat, Seven-hundred hungry weans will testify tae that, If it's butter, cheese or jeely, if the breid is plain or pan, The odds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae wan. On the first day my maw flung me out a dod o' malted broon. It came skyting oot the windae and went up insteid o' doon, But every twenty-seven hours it comes back into sight, 'Cause my piece went into orbit and became a satellite. One the next day my maw flung me oot a piece once again. It went and hit the pilot in a fast, low-flying plane. He scraped it aff his goggles, shouting through the intercom: `The Clydeside Reds have got me wi' a breid-and-jeely bomb!' As much as I appreciate a classic Scottish song I still felt a sad reverence at reading this. Today is the anniversary of the day the Tatttie Soup got my Granda. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Enclosure Row N 2,825 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Blue72 said: Why is a ‘finance expert’ any more qualified than me on whether a football governing body would seek to deduct points for actions of supporters? Stevie Wonder in a dark room can see that this shit can't go on without consequences. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockwellGers 14,736 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Geez piece BelfastWillie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,671 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Tiger Shaw said: KingBilly reeks of shite Just heard that @Kingbilly1872is quite handy with a snooker cue so I take this comment back, apologies Hurricane Higgins no offence intended Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,515 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 "Rangers could be fined if it happens again." Insightful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 53 minutes ago, Tiger Shaw said: Just heard that @Kingbilly1872is quite handy with a snooker cue so I take this comment back, apologies Hurricane Higgins no offence intended Aye, you know your place sunshine 🙂 Tiger Shaw 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Spitfire88 said: As much as I appreciate a classic Scottish song I still felt a sad reverence at reading this. Today is the anniversary of the day the Tatttie Soup got my Granda. Is this rhyming slang or something that I'm missing? Cause at the moment, when I read that I can only picture an auld guy getting chased by a massive tattie 😆 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbilly1872 106 Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 4 hours ago, 10pshortof17pound said: Are you related to @ForeverAndEver We're bum chums Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,671 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 5 hours ago, Kingbilly1872 said: Aye, you know your place sunshine 🙂 Ask admin to change yer user name to your old one buddy much preferred laughing @Redwhiteandblue imo ps bring back postman Pat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire88 2 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 On 10/11/2023 at 00:28, Kingbilly1872 said: Is this rhyming slang or something that I'm missing? Cause at the moment, when I read that I can only picture an auld guy getting chased by a massive tattie 😆 Its a reference to a song/poem called I Chokit Oan A Tattie. Its about someone dying after eating an overly chunky potato soup 😅 I know it from The Singing Kettle as a wean but don't know where it originates from I chokit on a tattie, a tattie, I chokit on a tattie, aa through the tattie soup. My mither sent for the doctor, the doctor, My mither sent for the doctor, aa through the tattie soup. The doctor said, "You're dyin ..." They pit me in a coffin ... I'm in a deidie holie [dead hole] ... The minister said his prayers ... They covered me wi sand ... But noo I'm up in Heaven ... The angels gave me supper, supper, An fit I got for supper was a plate o tattie soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueoysterbar 19,705 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 It's a tottie ya weirdo teuchter bastards. RFC55 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast 9,242 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 On 09/11/2023 at 18:43, Blue72 said: Why is a ‘finance expert’ any more qualified than me on whether a football governing body would seek to deduct points for actions of supporters? He's not. I would also question the title of *expert" Whoever he is, he's just someone with an opinion like everyone on here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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