East Enclosure Row N 2,823 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Lots of serious shit going on just now - so we all need a smile............. There are loads of posts going round ticket sites just now about why you should sell your ticket to Joe Bloggs because they are staunch as fuck etc etc What's the best one you have seen or can even add on to the story of? I'll start with............I should get a ticket because (By the way tim hunters - I already have mine :)............................ My sister's boyfriend met a guy in the barbers. A guy who knows that guy, who knows the barber, once told my milkman's second cousin's dog groomer that he nearly gave Kenny Miller's neighbour's maw's paper boy a lift one Sunday morning. It turns out that his pal delivered papers to somebody who used to work in a burger van near Cessnock subway who was on shift the night after Durrant got the jail in a kebab shop. Kebab shop man used to work in the shipyards and his apprentice's uncle was in the same lodge as a fat guy with a limp who played the drum in the Duke of Schomberg's Chosen Few flute band. This is the band that played next to another band once who had been at Drumcree, and had once sold a raffle ticket to a guy who knew somebody that sold a caravan to Willie Waddell's postman - who was the same size of shoe as Kenny Miller. isn't it a small world? Who's going to continue that story? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythebest 11,453 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 My pet hamster is dying of old age and would love to make an Old Firm game once before he goes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricksen_da_best 2,034 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 See the greens good round your way mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueredandwhite 47 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp9 753 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Me groundhopper, football like. Tickets price double, fan massive Rangers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,545 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Don't know about continuing the story lock the fucking thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 55,223 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 this is one of them threads that probably sounded better in your head and you probably should have kept it there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
folkestoneger 8,137 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 When are we getting the smile we were promised? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Better asking cumnockbear he's got one for every occasion ! True story ! ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,892 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I thought it was going to be a genuine story. Its not the jackanory forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel H VC 299 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 A Rangers fan stole mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 35,459 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Ma dug has just died, his last dying wish was for me to go on Sunday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMRFC 4,780 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 A fitting post for 4/20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackrfc95 4,255 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Not giving a fuck got mine sorted last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
offminorthreat 1,463 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Well I'm confused troops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 12,905 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Another reason why you shouldn't drink before lunchtime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I remember the first time I found a belter of a vein on my inner thigh too Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,440 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Already have a ticket. Huge stroke of luck. Was walking past the ticket office on the day of the Kili game and and an envelope fell out of some old codgers back pocket and blew into my hand. Low and behold, was a ticket for the old firm match!!!! Finders keepers loyal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 "You hear some absolute belters but I'm not going to tell them to you, instead I'm going to make up a complete nonsense story for you..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,545 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I met an old scruffy cunt in Waitrose buying some fancy bread who just gave me a ticket out the blue. Thing was a fat bloke who lives with his mum and was buying her a birthday card said if I gave him the ticket he would eat one of his feet. I did, he fell over then limped out the shop. True dat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 My Pal is still floating over from Mexico on a watermelon, he was supposed to be here for the Parkhead 1-1 game there but sadly his WM hit a snag and his route had to be changed THE GOOD NEWS Is he is 100% happy to say he'll be here by Sunday and still would like that Old Firm ticket as he's not been since the 9iar days and was a massive bear, used to sing TBB and everything Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEPPS BOY 73,923 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dlydon81 245 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I'm a news reporter and I want to give my readers a behind the wire look at the Rangers end on Old Firm day. I'm not out to stitch you guys up. .........honest.........? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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