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42 minutes ago, Paisley Blue Loyal said:

 

I know it will never happen but could you imagine the meltdown if The EPL suddenly invited The Quintessentially British Famous Glasgow Rangers to join their ranks and told The Anybody But England Brigade to get to fuck 😂😂😂

the anti Catholic card would get played quicker than you could say ,Brendan fucked a tranny 

would love it if we could get cross border amnesty due to political oppression using the same kind of rule that allows wanks like McLeanto play for the republic rather than NI

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7 minutes ago, magic8ball said:

the anti Catholic card would get played quicker than you could say ,Brendan fucked a tranny 

would love it if we could get cross border amnesty due to political oppression using the same kind of rule that allows wanks like McLeanto play for the republic rather than NI

To which The EPL could hypothetically reply, Well your fans gave the impression that they really didn't like us very much so rather than risk upsetting or offending them by asking their club to join our league and share our riches we thought it best not to, No such problems with Rangers though,  All the best for the future though 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Edouard and Ntcham were in a car accident apparently..what a shame it would be if they were injured.

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1 hour ago, BADMANNERS said:

Whit aboot this fuckin lot please luv us

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1 hour ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

I see hivs have knocked back their latest offer :lol:

Penny pinching cunts.

After improving their offer by 0.25mil. We'd have been torn to pieces for that. 

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5 minutes ago, Goianegra said:

After improving their offer by 0.25mil. We'd have been torn to pieces for that. 

managers from other clubs would  be falling over themselves to stick their oar in 

funnily enough if you look at the first post on the thread on this rat faced fuck in the transfer thread .it's reckoned jobs would sell him for 5m 

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1 hour ago, Siwel said:

Edouard and Ntcham were in a car accident apparently..what a shame it would be if they were injured.

Or jail time?

Police are appealing for dash cam footage following a crash involving two Celticplayers in Cumbernauld.

Olivier Ntcham and Odsonne Edouard are reported to have been involved in the collision with a silver Volvo on Mollins Road in Cumbernauld around 2.20pm on Wednesday.

The 54-year-old driver was taken to Forth Valley Royal Hospital following the incident.

Police confirmed that a 22-year-old man, thought to be Olivier Ntcham, has been reported to the Procurator Fiscal for a road traffic offence.

Police Constable, Stuart Newall, Cumbernauld Police Office, said: “We are appealing for anyone who in the area who may have dash cam footage that can help us in our enquiries. Did you witness the collision, or were you driving along that road prior to the collision? You may have information that can help us.

“Anyone with information should contact Cumbernauld Police Office via 101, quoting incident number 2022 of Wednesday 11 July 2018.”

As previously reported by the Evening Times, emergency services raced to the scene.

One eyewitness said both cars had careered off the road and into a bush at the at the junction with Orchardton Road.

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9 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said:

Or jail time?

Police are appealing for dash cam footage following a crash involving two Celticplayers in Cumbernauld.

Olivier Ntcham and Odsonne Edouard are reported to have been involved in the collision with a silver Volvo on Mollins Road in Cumbernauld around 2.20pm on Wednesday.

The 54-year-old driver was taken to Forth Valley Royal Hospital following the incident.

Police confirmed that a 22-year-old man, thought to be Olivier Ntcham, has been reported to the Procurator Fiscal for a road traffic offence.

Police Constable, Stuart Newall, Cumbernauld Police Office, said: “We are appealing for anyone who in the area who may have dash cam footage that can help us in our enquiries. Did you witness the collision, or were you driving along that road prior to the collision? You may have information that can help us.

“Anyone with information should contact Cumbernauld Police Office via 101, quoting incident number 2022 of Wednesday 11 July 2018.”

As previously reported by the Evening Times, emergency services raced to the scene.

One eyewitness said both cars had careered off the road and into a bush at the at the junction with Orchardton Road.

Heard that Ntcham and Dembele we’re racing and he’s overtaken him, crashing into another car....

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Just now, Billythebear77 said:

Heard that Ntcham and Dembele we’re racing and he’s overtaken him, crashing into another car....

Ooft! Wondering how they'll get out of this one.............

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Into a Bush? Canna be right a Bush indicates something a bit older 

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25 minutes ago, Laudrup1984 said:

Or jail time?

Police are appealing for dash cam footage following a crash involving two Celticplayers in Cumbernauld.

Olivier Ntcham and Odsonne Edouard are reported to have been involved in the collision with a silver Volvo on Mollins Road in Cumbernauld around 2.20pm on Wednesday.

The 54-year-old driver was taken to Forth Valley Royal Hospital following the incident.

Police confirmed that a 22-year-old man, thought to be Olivier Ntcham, has been reported to the Procurator Fiscal for a road traffic offence.

Police Constable, Stuart Newall, Cumbernauld Police Office, said: “We are appealing for anyone who in the area who may have dash cam footage that can help us in our enquiries. Did you witness the collision, or were you driving along that road prior to the collision? You may have information that can help us.

“Anyone with information should contact Cumbernauld Police Office via 101, quoting incident number 2022 of Wednesday 11 July 2018.”

As previously reported by the Evening Times, emergency services raced to the scene.

One eyewitness said both cars had careered off the road and into a bush at the at the junction with Orchardton Road.

ntcham 22yrs old .ffs some paper round that cunts had 

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17 minutes ago, Billythebear77 said:

Heard that Ntcham and Dembele we’re racing and he’s overtaken him, crashing into another car....

That'll be why Dembele 'arrived at the scene after the crash' as reported on the news.

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So they want the OO to stop marching on the Queens Highways but they daft pricks at sellik feel it's ok to have a race whilst in charge of a motor vehicle n endangering people's lives 

:britney:

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5 minutes ago, TEFTONG said:

The Dude is writing up a "Sectarian Racist Motor Attack" piece for the daily record as we speak...

Rangers fan in a Volvo dared them nothing to see here.

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2 minutes ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

So they want the OO to stop marching on the Queens Highways but they daft pricks at sellik feel it's ok to have a race whilst in charge of a motor vehicle n endangering people's lives 

:britney:

Probably thought it was Ok to have just one eye on the road as it was the Queen's Highway!

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27 minutes ago, Billythebear77 said:

Heard that Ntcham and Dembele we’re racing and he’s overtaken him, crashing into another car....

This is 30 mph road that used to be a 60 a lot of drivers still treat it as 60, I bet these 2 where well over the spread limit.

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1 hour ago, BRITNEY IS NOT FEELING IT said:

So they want the OO to stop marching on the Queens Highways but they daft pricks at sellik feel it's ok to have a race whilst in charge of a motor vehicle n endangering people's lives 

:britney:

they were escaping an orange walk don't you know 

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1 hour ago, Laudrup1984 said:

Or jail time?

Police are appealing for dash cam footage following a crash involving two Celticplayers in Cumbernauld.

Olivier Ntcham and Odsonne Edouard are reported to have been involved in the collision with a silver Volvo on Mollins Road in Cumbernauld around 2.20pm on Wednesday.

The 54-year-old driver was taken to Forth Valley Royal Hospital following the incident.

Police confirmed that a 22-year-old man, thought to be Olivier Ntcham, has been reported to the Procurator Fiscal for a road traffic offence.

Police Constable, Stuart Newall, Cumbernauld Police Office, said: “We are appealing for anyone who in the area who may have dash cam footage that can help us in our enquiries. Did you witness the collision, or were you driving along that road prior to the collision? You may have information that can help us.

“Anyone with information should contact Cumbernauld Police Office via 101, quoting incident number 2022 of Wednesday 11 July 2018.”

As previously reported by the Evening Times, emergency services raced to the scene.

One eyewitness said both cars had careered off the road and into a bush at the at the junction with Orchardton Road.

Odouard's on a suspended jail sentence in France isn't he?

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The cover up and excuses for this one will be good..:morepopcorn:

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