[Player of the Year awards tonight]

Who the fuck is Andy Firth? 

[We were on our way]

I don't remember the final at all and have never watched it back. The road there was fucking phenomenal though. 

[Player of the Year awards tonight]

My mates just sent pictures with Defoe. Says he was fine. 

[Player of the Year awards tonight]

1 hour ago, Sparkle said:

Disappointed to hear Gerrard and Defoe in particular were poor. I thought they had more class. Defoe can’t blame drink has he is teetotal 

Defoe maybe feels uncomfortable around people who've been drinking. If you've ever been the only sober person in drunk company you'll know how fucking annoying they are. 

[Player of the Year awards tonight]

Tallest cunt of the year. 

[Koh Samui]

I trained in Koh Samui for a while with my brother. He was crippled in the ring by an absolute bastard. A local Muay Thai master trained me properly and I eventually got revenge on that big cunt in a traditional fight to the death with glass wrapped fists. 

 

[King/SG proposed talks.]

The squad is plenty deep. We need real quality. 4 of the best players we could possibly attract and afford. CB, creative CM, versatile winger and striker. 

We get that I reckon the rest of the squad is adequate. 

[Missing flag]

20 minutes ago, denya said:

I dont understand what is "turn of phrase". I have learned english for years now but most on by myself, I dont have money to pay for classes no more. I have good vocabulary i think, rude words i learn first and i learn many new words and phrases in the internet on this page also. Grammar for me is difficult is much different and i use translator to help with this and for words i want to say but not know or not know how to spell. I try my best

Wouldn't bother too much with grammar mate. No cunt else on here does. 

[Morelos fine going to the fans]

Weeks wages my arse. Get every penny the prick has made converted into coins and rammed up his pipe one a time. He can absolutely fuck right off as far as I'm concerned. Dont want to see him turn out for us again.

[50 Greatest Rangers Goals]

I'll never forget the Aluko goal or laffertys first against killie. Can remember every single second of celebrating them.

[Do you attend any other sports events apart from football?]

8 hours ago, Moody Blue Legend said:

Dwarf throwing.

You can't say that anymore ffs.

It's dwarf tossing.

[Free sanitary protection]

If you can't afford a wee rag to plug your fud you should probably stop paying 20 odd quid a game to watch football.

[RFC v Sheep - Post Match Rant]

The annoying thing is we'll probably go on a run now that the pressure is off and there's nothing to win.

[The silence is deafening]

The EFL had a statement out regarding the Grealish incident today before the game was even done. The SPFL took 2 full days to say next to nothing. 

[Jake Hastie]

On 08/03/2019 at 15:01, Billy1984 said:

Done deal then is it mate?

Scott Allen. 

[Still alot to Play for.]

Never even got off the ground. 

[Mahlon Romeo]

We don't need more squad players. We need 3-4 high quality players. 

[Friday Night Caption Contest.]

49 minutes ago, tannerall said:

 

And he said "Do you love me? "

And she said "No, but that's a real nice ski mask! "

[Rangers pub in Drymen?]

4 hours ago, SeparateEntityMyArse said:

Is there anything worthwhile in Drymen?

Somebody's got an albino guard peacock. 

[Sectarianism at Rangers or celtic affects us all and beating it requires equal approach - James Black]

If everyone would just come out and admit they aren't genuinely offended by any of this, we can all just get along with hating each other like the good old days. 

[Is jakey clarke trying to drive a wedge between us and the manager?]

35 minutes ago, Moody Blue said:

If he's having this meltdown about a wind up song when his team were getting pumped, there's no way that mob will touch him for the upcoming vacancy, he couldn't cope 

Which is another reason we should all hope he gets it. 

[Does anyone want Gerrard sacked]

16 hours ago, BlueMe said:

Anyone voting yes at this point, is an idiot.

I voted yes to spite you. 

Are you suitably spote?

[Kidding ourselves on]

1 minute ago, MacBoyd said:

They won't drop points at tynecastle they have the bit between their teeth. If they do it will be to a smaller side or us.

Even if they do drop points I guarantee we'll drop more. 

[Our crossing]

This thread could easily be

Our passing 

Our shooting

Our tempo

 

[At what point does Solskjaer become "unsackable"?]

6 minutes ago, Jelavic191 said:

All of the games they've played Man United should have expected to win perhaps with the exception of Spurs away. 

But would they have won them under mourinho?