the goal machine

Because Robson wasn't playing with her usual partner Jerome.

There's a difference between appreciating quality and being a fanboy.

And that's just Ronaldo!

Thanks for that, OptaJoe.

NAE POINTS...PRRRRRRRRRICK.

He looked like Viscera in the Ministry of Darkness days.

Mark Henry.

Mark Henry.

Mark Henry.

I hope Kanye West comes out and takes their microphone's off them. Dae it Kanye!

It would be rude not to have a few beers during a major sporting event.

Season 2, January 1st - May 31st
MAJOR NEWS
-Nathan Aird becomes youngest ever La Liga and Villareal goalscorer at 16 years and 252 days with his sides only goal in the 2-1 defeat to Celta. Aird managed a 6.0 rating, with his rating taking a major hit due to his red card on the 60th minute.
-Danny Dyer breaks Airds record, scoring at 16 years and 104 days for Levante in a 2-1 loss to Malaga. Dyer came onto the pitch on the 80th minute and scored on the 87th, giving him a 7.1 rating.
-17-year old Andrew Neil signs first professional contract with Wolves, a 1-year deal.
-Neil snubs Wolves offer of a new contract, wanting a higher wage and a larger appearance fee!
-Levante hire Preciado as new manager!
-Dmitri scores first ever goal for Hercules in a 4-0 win over Cadiz. Dmitri played up until the 65th minute and got a 7.6 rating, his goal came in the 37th minute.
-Yet another Falkirk favourite criticises James Sawyer's performances for Falkirk, this time Tony Parks. The comments about the unsettled midfielder came after he achieved a 6.5 rating in a 2-1 defeat to Hamilton. Falkirk currently sit 5th in the league with 43 points, 18 points behind 1st placed St Johnstone.
-Chmelar becomes Swansea's youngest ever goalscorer at 16 years, 283 days. He scored the only goal for his team from the penalty spot in a 1-0 victory over Bournemouth. His goal came at the 31st minute, and the striker got a 7.9 rating before being subbed off on the 84th minute.
-Finnish Right back has signed a 3 year professional contract at Manchester City! He is believed to be earning £8.5K a week.
-Hercules manager Juan Carlos Mandia might leave the club at the end of the season.
-Milan manager Massimiliano Allegri has gone on record to state that Andrew Neil "could be a good talent in the future". Milan and Juventus have both shown interest in Andrew Neil recently.
-Andrew Neil recently told BBC WM that he "had to take notice" at comments made by Milan boss Allegri.
-Owen Coyle is the latest high-profile individual to slate James Sawyer's recent performances, after a 3-0 defeat to Livingston. However, stats show that Falkirks poor performances are not solely down to Sawyer, as after any defeat the 21-year old is always in his team's top 4 rated players.
-Starch has signed his first professional contract with Manchester City, a 3 year deal worth £8.75K a week.
-Xand Yappalenko comes off the bench at 77 minutes to help see out a 2-1 win for Man City over Liverpool in the CARLING CUP FINAL!
-Blackpool sack Ian Holloway, GET IT FUCKING UP YOU YA CUNT!
-Hibernian look to make James Sawyer their main transfer target, as a long-term replacement for 32 year old Ian Murray.
-Middlesborough hire Holloway as Manager, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNEMPLOYED!
-Alan Shearer has been named as new Blackpool manager - interesting…
-Mark Mackay talks on rumours of making James Sawyer a Hibs player - telling the DailyRecord, "I would love to make him part of the team and we are working towards that end."
-Dave Keith's Arsenal have sacked manager Louis Van Gaal
-Real Madrid have targeted a move for Dmitri
-Dmitri has announced that he is flattered to be linked to a club such as Real Madrid

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That update was fucking hard work, the things i do for you guys!

Hello lads, welcome to series one of RangersMedia's Undiscovered Talent!
Lets skip all the pleasantries, and meet up with all of our 16 players that we will be keeping an eye on over the next 15 years.
Up first is North Korean wonderboy David McPipehelm (RM member - Kev). The free-kick specialist is sparking plenty of interest, most notably from Greek side Aris, and Spanish side Mallorca. He is also the subject of English championship interest.

Next up is 14 year old Scots kid Buzz Aldrin(RM Member - Buzz). Aldrin's family emigrated to Scotland from Burkina Faso when he was just 7, and he tells us that throughout his life he has been a victim of bullying, both due to his skin color, and his permanently shocked expression, caused when his father smacked him across the face with a shovel for being so damn ugly. Wanting to put his past behind him is one of the reasons Aldrin is looking to break into football, and having already gained the interest of 2 EPL clubs, Aldrin may not have to wait long before he is snapped up.

At just 14 years old, Scottish lad Mark Goldberg (MarkyG360) is already on the wanted list of Manchester City! Surely that tells you all you need to know about his potential, but should he join the oil-rich giants, will he get the game time to reach his potential?

Scots poacher Andrew Neil's (Andy-500) deadly finishing has put English clubs such as Leeds, Wolves, and Blackpool on alert, but will he decide that a move to an SPL side is in his best interests?

Athletic Spanish starlet Nathan Aird (NathanRFC) has put clubs across his home country on high alert by earning a call-up to the Spanish under-19 side. When a club as steeped in tradition as Atletic Bilbao are willing to break tradition to sign a lad from Madrid, you know he's got to be something special!

Scottish teenager James Sawyer (Tak3rNo1) is the oldest of our bunch at 19 (honestly no idea how that happened, I've double checked and I definitely entered his DOB correctly), and has managed to attract interest from a few SPL clubs despite his late entry into the football world.

Super aggressive (yet again, no idea) youngster Fanny (The Goal Machine) has attracted interest from a club on either side of the border, and like many before him, must make the choice between money and game time.

Xand Yappalenko (Thommo) from Finland has amassed interest from across his country, and from across the world in Portugal, with no obvious candidate for his signature, this should be an tough choice for the 15 year old.

Composed youngster Fammy Nova (Mr Struth), a.k.a Starch, has gained the interest of Premier league side Swansea, amongst other clubs in England, along with interest from across the pond in Portugal. As a player with tremendous technique, could free-passing Swansea be the best possbile match for him right now?

Spanish Danny Dyer (IbroxBear54) has already been called into the English under-19's side due to his grand-parents, and could be forced into making a decision on his nationality before he has even signed for a club! Speaking of clubs, European champions Barcelona have expressed interest in the youngster, and look to fend off interest from the EPL to add him to their B side

Young Dmitri (leafed) from Spain has a lot of decisions to make, when Barcelona come calling it's hard to turn them down, but what Dmitri needs to think about is whether his development will be helped or hindered by the vast array of talent on show at the Nou Camp

Dougie Wright (djw1992) is a throwback to the wingers of old, able to reach the byline at speed and then fire in an accurate cross to the box. As such it's a surprise that there is no interest from his own country, although clubs south of the border are making noises.

Mohammed de Oliveira (spectre) isn't your average run-of-the-mill footballer, enriched in both Portuguese and Iranian culture, the 14 year old is a magnificent passer of the ball with great imagination. Unfortunately for him, there seems to only be run-of-the-mill sides interested in this cultured talent.

Sometimes all a team needs is a footballer who can run. A player who can sprint by defences, shatter the offside rule and blast the ball into the net. Dave Keith (dkrfc) is that kind of player, and a host of english and portuguese clubs including Arsenal, Benfica and Sporting Lisbon know just how valuable that can be.

Quick and exciting, Alan Crosby (Allzo) is the kind of player who gets fan on their feet, the question is, which of these lower-league english clubs will get their man?

Some players are just so muscular, and so accurate in the tackle, that they are referred to by managers' as a brick wall. 15 year-old south african Wise Magumbo (Tam3r0wn) is extremely strong and quick for his age, and his tackling precision is unmatched across the country by anyone else in his age group. But will Magumbo still be a resident of that country next month? Who knows?

thats exactly what going to happen
unforgivable IMO
any other manager would have been hounded out by now,
we will not win anything this season

I'm going to sound like a broken record here, get Macheda on loan if he's available. If not, Johnny Russell or Jamie Murphy will do well for you.

I think I just came.

Smile for fucks sake.

Brahim Hemdani was overrated.

Why are people so desperate for our club to fail? It's so easy blaming someone (Whyte, McCoist, McCulloch) but the only aim is to be able to say "I told you so". Looking for anything to justify the pish they've spouted for far too long.

You are a fucking idiot tbh!
7 players in and our best players tied up to new deals! Right you are. Fuck off and support the taigs!

Badr El Kaddouri (born 31 January 1981) is a Moroccan footballer who has been decribed an "exotic Anton Rogan", who plays for Scottish side Celtic on loan from Ukrainian Premier League side Dynamo Kyiv, and is currently also a Moroccan international. He is a left back.
:lol:

Simmer down Mystic Meg.

I don't know where to start with the stupidity of this post.

Nadal has lost to Davydenko 6 times in their 10 meetings. So if Federer isn't the best ever because Nadal has beaten him more times than not, then Davydenko must be better than them both!