Amokachi

Boyds called it out a belter 😂

Shankland does look just off so apologies to the neighbours for my language at the time.

The creativity on that list which is unavailable to us is off the scale , and yesterday it caught up with us . 
Just got to use it to add to the determination of the squad . 
 

Forrest delays the pass for some reason hence Shankland drifts offside. 

Tbf I thought Var fucked it for both pens.
 The first is a clear and obvious error. It’s never a pen and Var shd absolutely intervene.
The second (whilst technically a pen). I don’t think it’s if the threshold Var shd intervene.
Id be raging if that was us. 
The red was a red and the goal was offside

Then praising him & saying ‘he’s a fighter and we need fighters’.  

Very subtly put.
 

Naw, good guesses mate, but he took it to another level today. 

PC “ A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow 
job!"

The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."
"What's a penguin?" he asks.
The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man.

He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??"
 
Touchline ban & points deduction incoming imo.  

Naw, good guesses mate, but he took it to another level today. 

PC “ A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow 
job!"

The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."
"What's a penguin?" he asks.
The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man.

He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??"
 
Touchline ban & points deduction incoming imo.  

Wee Bwendans PC today, “ ten games to go and this is when the fun begins and you are at the business end and that is what I’m really looking forward to “.  
 
He’s on top form of late tbf.  

Then praising him & saying ‘he’s a fighter and we need fighters’.  

Very subtly put.
 

He truly is an insufferable cunt

Where's that being reported? He's the glue that holds their team together. It's not the loss of ability that impacts, it's the leadership and drive on the park. They're already fragile so that would be lovely ahead of them going to Tynecastle. 
Only a matter of time before his dad could stop protecting him. 

Not bad. Gets a sore hip in this cold weather though. 

I phoned in sick for work today and the big mans just showed up to cover my shift

It was always gonna happen with McCausland, he’s young and got thrust into the limelight and did reasonably well. He was never gonna be able to keep up that intensity at his age / development. A carefully managed period of sub / home ground appearances to manage and develop him further should follow.
 
Serling has been solid seen it mentioned bassey’esq absolute unit utility player. 

Cunt looks like an IRA hunger striker just before he joined the picket 😂

ACAB stuff is cringey as fuck

It’s a bad decision at normal speed but wtf is he thinking when he’s viewing that on the monitor to go with his original decision.
Double down at its finest 😂

Yet Warnock hasn't lost a minute's sleep over it, which makes it even funnier.
Like a manager of one of these soccer-aid teams. 

Warnock gets free seats for life if he relegated Aberdeen tbf.
 

"while the leaders travel to Dens to face chastened Dundee."
Amateurs. 
Note to the BBC "Journalist", next time you google "Rangers Fixtures":
 

 
 

Full of Business The Big Man.