[1st of June approaches]

Needs to identify and sign 5 first team players (two centre halfs for sure) that when all 11 run out at the Theatre of Screams you think, yeah, we can do this mhob. That will take care of games against Hivs, Dolly and Hertz. That way we rack up points and make a challenge. 

[Another Article From Rangers Hater Waddell.]

11 minutes ago, Dickie said:

Tell the cunt to put a Rangers scarf on and try to approach the paedodome from any direction and then we can discuss fan safety.

Tell him to stand with a Poppy Scotland collection can at the bottom of their grotto and see what happens! 

[Barry Ferguson]

RM just loves an ex player bashing thread ?

Tbh if i was Barry i would less concerned about the banner in the background and asking why i'm the only heterosexual in that selfie! 

[Morelos tweets about Besiktas]

15 hours ago, backup said:

Morelos make retweet about Besiktas loan possibility.

 

 

[New kit delay ?]

22 hours ago, STEPPS BOY said:

Just booked a flight to Turkey so that i can be first person to have one from my bit..

Too late! There's apparently dozens of them been seen in Cardowan............. aye that'll be right! 

[Collymore the pisshead on the attack]

Stan, you’re deluded mate. 

Sellick avoided Protestants for decades. They now openly discriminate against Jews including one of their players

Stan, this club refuse to wear poppies on their shirts and have a sick little ditty called The Lee Rigby Song - YouTube it mate. Their contempt for our country’s military is from the very top of the club to the soap dodger who has fellow fans formally complaining about his personal hygiene. 

Rangers founded to promote superiority, Empire and exclusion? Did you know that Rangers volunteered to be their opponents for Sellick’s first game to raise funds in 1888? Moonlighter could, but undoubtedly couldn’t be arsed, to sue you if he so chose. 

Sue me????? Is that a new dogging term? 

Stan, honestly mate, you’re totally deluded and genuinely need help. 

[Gerrard mobbed at airport.]

Imagine the scenes if Alex stoated into Glasgow Airport next week. Make that video look like Songs of Praise! 

[Retained List]

10 hours ago, Ozblue said:

 

I guess it will be depending on how much transfer kitty he has, but I'll have a stab at what could happen. Sold will be either Foderingham or Alnwick (obviously) and there's a big chance Dodoo, Forrester,Herrera, Halliday, Hodson, Holt, O'Tattymuncher, and possibly Pena and Wallace will get moved on. Miller will go on a free.

I just hope to fuck that we go nowhere near Martin as a signing because he's the worst central defender I've seen at Ibrox for the last 60 years.

Martin the worst defender??? He's pish alright but have you heard of Perry, Cribari, Keirnan to name but 3 in the last 6 years? 

[Derek Johnstone: I'm delighted to be back as Ibrox Ambassador]

6 hours ago, Thornliebanktrueblue said:

16 yo Scottish cup final goal. 

Went awol to with Jock

1972 winner.  

Big Derek is a Rangers Legend. In his media role he tried to be impartial.  We have become so adept at criticising our own.  

We want our ledgends to mythological gods. 

Big Derek. Legend in my eyes. Welcome back to where you belong. 

Well said mate. The abuse we give to some of our players on here is god awful

[If You Could Choose A Rangers Board Representative From The Rangers Media Forum, Who Would It Be And Why ?]

Young Bill McMurdo ?gather the tanks, lads 

[46 years ago to the day]

Colin Stein got one, Willie Johnston two 

[down-to-a-tee]

F 

[Well done the Rangers charity foundation]

If it wasn't for bad luck that couple would have no luck at all. A fantastic initiative directly helping one of our own. 

[Feel good factor coming back?]

I have no doubts he will improve us immeasurably. Can he win the league? Let the dice roll 

[Darfur]

Great story. If he was a plastic earl it would be a bbc documentary by now though. 

[Pressure from taigs]

8 hours ago, Loyaleastend said:

so many Sellik fans on this forum

 

 

big Jock Knew 

I'm convinced there is too - honestly 

[Willie Henderson Sahara Trek]

Great effort wee man - and a great cause. Hope it gets the publicity it deserves but i have my doubts. 

[Pressure from taigs]

4 minutes ago, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

Being a bear doesn't mean we all have to have the same opinion on everything.

I fully support celtic being exposed for the cover up which I think is the most important thing and is where I'm going to end posting in this thread.

 

Mate, you need watching. That's the second thread tonight you've hijacked with strange opinions. The other trying to stress Kevin Thomson is a Hibs man - and now this fuckin car crash. 

[Europa League first qualifier - seeding list]

Cliftonville on the 12th July - bears stream into the Ardoyne - yaaaasssss 

[13 years ago today...]

I was there that day. I'll be honest i didnt believe but by the time i reached Easter rd and all the bears were singing i got the Marvin Head on.

That moment the roar went up round about me will live with me till my dying day. I actually vomited between both Motherwell goals such was the tension. The thing was i actually thought the second roar was that the game was over and had finished 1-1. It wasnt till we were leaving the ground an hour later that i discovered it was 2-1 

An amazing day with theatre you couldnt replicate in any other walk of life! 

[Rangers tactics - on FM handheld]

The OP is that thick he has to pull his cock out to count to 11! 

[Rangers tactics - on FM handheld]

31 minutes ago, Bellshill_Bear said:

Was on a flight from Marbella and played a Rangers save on FM coz am no a tarrier. (Kenny McLean was on the flight there and back wee fanny)

a used a 352 with wingbacks, qualified for the group stages and won every game without conceding a goal, beat Lyon home and away granted a swapped the attacking midfielder for a defensive one.

do you think these tactics would work in real life.

I attached pics to show I didn’t cheat either

see pics

 

[Davie Weir meets Simon Ferry]

25 minutes ago, 6superbarry6 said:

Davie Queer 

 

[Heart & Hand]

On 13/05/2018 at 10:22, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

I like Thomson, but his alliegances are and always will be with Hibs.

He enjoyed his time with us no doubt but he knows he can make a few more £s as an ex-Rangers player than an ex-Hibs one and plays up to that.

Future Hibs manager guaranteed.

John Grieg was a Hearts fan growing up. Whats yer point ya warmer! 

[The Five Way Agreement]

9 hours ago, stfu said:

No it wasn't.  I happen to know someone who was in the room and Green was the one who told them that there would be no stripping of titles.

He may have been a cock and was probably doing it to serve his own interests but Green most definitely told them that title stripping would not be happening. 

To be fair Ally then supported Green in digging his heels in.

I was also told that Ally also missed two meetings about this within the club before the main meeting.

Take from that what you will.

I know Jim Ballantyne the then Airdrie chairman and committee member of the SPL and he told me that Green was agreeing to it during the meeting until McCoist threatened to walk out

At that moment there was a break in the meeting and Green and Ally had a animated discussion for 2/3 minutes by which time Green completely changed his mind and refused title stripping - point blank 

good bluenose is Ballantyne btw ?