El-Hadji Spit RFC 733 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 MW: Fur fucksake Dodoo yer names no Dembele! I'm no signing this! JT: pffft, is it cos he's black! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,062 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Dear Mr Warburton, Jordan canny come out to play today, he's no feeling too well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanzmeanzheinz 4,312 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: MW: Fur fucksake Dodoo yer names no Dembele! I'm no signing this! JT: pffft, is it cos he's black! Gilksy, stop doing cheap jokes about Alan Stubbs behind my back! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcbear 10,924 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "I don't know who half of you are but your names are on the list, when I shout out your name put your hand up" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost 431 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Where's Waldo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perth_Campsie_Ger 18,065 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Hyndman, we have only been able to get flights for one parent to come over so we booked your mum, I've put her in the same hotel as me. You take this list and make sure the boys hydrate and train well as I will be busy ride. .. . . I mean looking after your mum Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavieMacRFC 850 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Alright to conform with the previous management teams training regime when I shout your name tell me what Karaoke song you are singing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,696 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "Hey lads, I hope no one makes a caption competition out this on RM cos they're all going to be shite" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluedoo 2,652 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 So we changed the 3rd line to "we are up to our knee's in big trophies, surrender or you'll die" nope not for me ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theclothmonster 1,724 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "Listen Joe I know he's shite but its right here in his contract, regardless of performance he must be picked in the starting eleven". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "yea your right Joe, Hyndmans mum isn't to shabby at all" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
insider 123 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Hoy mate!! See when I told you that I had eyes in the back of my head, I meant it.. Now stop pishing on the 3G and go to the toilet like everybody else does.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reformation Bear 6,453 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "Arsenal 1 - Tottenham Hotspur 1; Man City 2 - Everton 2..............Dave King's just told me he's won the pools and I have £30m to spend on new players." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds_Bear 8,147 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 6 hours ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: MW: Fur fucksake Dodoo yer names no Dembele! I'm no signing this! JT: pffft, is it cos he's black! MW: Lads I've printed of @El-Hadji Spit RFC's caption competition, see if you can work out what the fuck he's talking about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal 136 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "Fuckin hell joe I wish I did a C.R.B check before i signed you" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornabear 6,222 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 6 hours ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: MW: Fur fucksake Dodoo yer names no Dembele! I'm no signing this! JT: pffft, is it cos he's black! You won't believe this guys, but we're being sued by NHS for depression treatment for McGoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,242 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 7 hours ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: It's a letter from King lads....there is no money Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandrear25 232 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Right Joe-It says "4 coffees,two teas,four burgers and a roll n sausage." You've got 10 minutes to get it sorted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coplandbear11 1,087 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Right, Who's no sold all their pontoons this week!?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRunsBlue 1,303 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Dear Mark. Please excuse Joe from training today as he has a sore toe. Yours sincerely Mrs Dodoo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky True Legend 2,682 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 It's from Motherwell asking for directions to the Erskine Bridge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,510 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: So, what is this 4 4 2 you speak of? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, El-Hadji Spit RFC said: "Rossiters got another sick note from his mother i see....." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Everyone read this while Waggy goes for a Pish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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