* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[Swagger 8,963]

I'm not that surprised by that result. Never saw it but it appears a good few things went Celtics way. Man City probably took their foot off the gas slightly and maybe thought it was going to be easy. If City still need the points in the return game then I think we'll see Celtic getting a good doing. 

Everything is going right for them at the moment and we're helping them along by making the league a walk in the park for them. We won't challenge until a better standard of player is brought in - think we all know that's not going to happen anytime soon though so it could be a long few seasons ahead

[Swagger 8,963]

What pissed me off the most about last night was a Caley Thistle fan( yes I know ) cumming in his pants while listening to the game on the radio at work. Apparently "Celtic were brilliant and it was a great result for Scottish football"

That pish makes me fucking spew. 

I would take any route out of Scottish football possible

[gersandy 594]

29 minutes ago, Swagger said:

What pissed me off the most about last night was a Caley Thistle fan( yes I know ) cumming in his pants while listening to the game on the radio at work. Apparently "Celtic were brilliant and it was a great result for Scottish football"

That pish makes me fucking spew. 

I would take any route out of Scottish football possible

So you wouldny celebrate it we won the scottish premiership?

Have a word with yourself son. They're better at us at the moment, but our time will come again. 

[Guest Lloyd72]

8 hours ago, WadeWilson said:

BVB play the Ruhr derby against Schalke and Mönchengladbach and FC Köln contest the Rhein derby.

 

BVB and Monchengladbach also contest the Borussen derby.

[Dutchy 1,200]

Eveybody knows that these cunts are strong when playing at the dump, but they still only got one point. Let's just wait and see how they get on away from the dump.

Astana!

[G.E.C. 19,594]

I know this has been mentioned before but the admin that runs that Sport Bible page on Facebook is a tarrier bastard. 

[Shuggy 1,308]

It was an entertaining match, but not as entertaining as my 3-1 to City prediction would have been.

City basically looked at 7-0 and thought it would be a cake walk. Complacency had its way.

I have now revised my Tims points total from 0 to 2.

 

[Gaz52 11,837]

celtc played it like it was a cup final, Man City barely got out second gear, credit where it's due the tims took City by surprise and got a point out of it. They died on their arse the last 15 minutes and City should have finished them off, Gordon pulled off a wonder save 

[Gaz52 11,837]

I've never seen anyone as shite as Dembele who ends up scoring in big games. Another Samaras type player 

[TEFTONG 61,319]

9 hours ago, gkb10127 said:

It was a great result for them.

Man City represent everything wrong with football. Hope it humbles the arrogant English pricks a little.Has anyone ever been to a city game here? Me and my mate chanced it once to see if we could get tickets before one of their games started. Went up to what looked like a group of stewards and asked if their were tickets available still (didn't  think we had a chance tbh). I kid you not he had a whole wad of tickets in his pocket and gave us two and when we asked how much he didn't ask for anything. Just told us to put 20 quid in a charity box in the stadium. We were shocked especially as it was a champions league game against Bayern Munich. There were loads of empty seats where we were sitting and the atmosphere resembled a funeral. They were losing two nil and aguero completed a hat trick in the last minute to give city the win. No passion whatsoever. More like being at a business meeting than at a football match (especially one of that caliber).

You are a fraud and a liar..as well as a trolling taig..cmon admin..Fucks sake...?..

[PromDeAnglais 6,800]

Fucking hell. Admin should lock this thread, cunts on here almost sympithising with the tarriers getting a draw.

First goal was offside, second was an O.G. that was meant to be a cross and the third was a fucking howler from Kolarov, three flukey fucking goals and they still couldn't win.

Then there's the love in at the end with that plastic spastic Rod Stewart, the ex-Rangers sellik supporter who's family all support Hibs, then Celtic play Roll With It at the end because "Noel's here and he pyoor said in 1996 he pyoor luvs us so eh did mahnnn". 

Fuck off. The Germans will smash them then they will go back to embarrassing themselves away from home, Brendas been on SSN saying England now respects Sellik, by drawing 3-3? Fuck aff ya tranny loving, teeth whitening, fake tan using fucktard.

Celebrating a draw as if they'd just won the fucking group, lap of honor for a 3-3 draw  FUCK OFF.

We need to go out there and fucking destroy them in October and bring them crashing down to reality, no more nicey nicey from Mr Warburton, we need the battle fever and get stuck right in to these cunts. No fucking surrender ya bastards.

[rfc1990 1,140]

I see the IRA lover James McLean was there last night. 

[standup 829]

4 minutes ago, PromDeAnglais said:

 

Celebrating a draw as if they'd just won the fucking group, lap of honor for a 3-3 draw  FUCK OFF.

 

Is that true, I never saw any of it, was too busy winning at snooker. lap of honour for a draw? that is pathetic.

[there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724]

13 hours ago, LeeWallaceRFC said:

It wasn't even close. An offside goal and an own goal. Man City will still qualify and they'll still finish bottom. Result really makes no difference.

I hate the terrorist glorifying, paedophile harbouring f*ckers,  but that is a good result for them given the stats.

Man City must've played like us against Killie or Hamilton. All possession and chances, but f*cking it up at the back. Any wonder the c*nts celebrated like they had won the tournament. Wee diddy team got a result against a good side. Just like Aberdeen at the weekend.

I'm sick to my stomach that these b*stars managed to nick a point. They'll go on to finish 3rd now. I can feel it. 

[Billy1984 6,314]

I watched it last night and I've never saw or heard a broadcaster pander to them dirty bastards like it. I thought bbc Scotland was bad but these cunts are something else. From the studio wanking over the shitehole stadium and scummy atmosphere to the commentators keep saying how loud it was and what great fans they are. It was cringey as fuck. 

[standup 829]

is their latest UEFA punishment not due.

[Gaz52 11,837]

1 hour ago, there'sonlyoneamoruso said:

I hate the terrorist glorifying, paedophile harbouring f*ckers,  but that is a good result for them given the stats.

Man City must've played like us against Killie or Hamilton. All possession and chances, but f*cking it up at the back. Any wonder the c*nts celebrated like they had won the tournament. Wee diddy team got a result against a good side. Just like Aberdeen at the weekend.

I'm sick to my stomach that these b*stars managed to nick a point. They'll go on to finish 3rd now. I can feel it. 

Simple long balls over the top caused the City defence trouble all night

It says a lot about the game when Pep's two substitutions were defensive ones

[there'sonlyoneamoruso 1,724]

Just now, Gaz52 said:

Simple long balls over the top caused the City defence trouble all night

It says a lot about the game when Pep's two substitutions were defensive ones

I didn't watch it, but this confirms to me that shitty wee teams can figure out this tactic with a few long balls (as seen at the weekend at Aberdeen). We really should be practicing how to defend these to nullify the threat.

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Had a good laugh at our national sides captain glaring at Zabaleta during the coin toss. Does he honestly think guys like this are fazed by this. Might work on wee Ross County youth players, but not guys at this level. Walloper. 

[Getstiffed 8,863]

2 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

I've never seen anyone as shite as Dembele who ends up scoring in big games. Another Samaras type player 

Doesn't score away from home.

[Bad Robot 21,513]

1 hour ago, standup said:

is their latest UEFA punishment not due.

10000 Euro fine, pathetic 

[Chineseboy 1,563]

20 minutes ago, Bad Robot said:

10000 Euro fine, pathetic 

Just saw this. Basically it says do what you want lads.

[Danny Morrison 64]

I was lead to believe it wasn't actually the Palestine flag but an illicit banner. There were photos after the game on social media of a green banner with Arabic writing, I have no idea what it was supposed to have said but one can guess.

[Bluekev 47,246]

19 minutes ago, Bad Robot said:

10000 Euro fine, pathetic 

Its fucking disgusting. MW will get a fine somewhere near that and a ban for swearing at a ref who got a decision wrong which cost us a point.

It seems like the scum have even infiltrated UEFA

[NixonRFC 1,586]

Tims fined £8600 for their illicit banners, fuck sake, they give them the guts kf £20m for qualifying, give them £430k for drawing last night then take a poxy £8600 off them