* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[mus 1,381]

Have a taig fan on the same flight as me and he was telling me this morning how Man city turned down 15m for Roberts from Huddersfield so they could loan him back to them fucking idiots,(then again he was also telling me a few months back the we had already closed our season ticket renewal wouldn't have it that they weren't even when I told him I was a season ticket holder and they renewals hadn't even come out yet) fucking moon howlers the lot of them!!

[cr3_bear 14,892]

Last fan fare signing like this was a certain robbie "that's just won us ra league so it hus" Keane . Great memories 

[orangecountry 148]

Cringe

[Prso's headband 35,511]

I've rarely watched them outwith OF games and from them Roberts hasn't exactly been the best player on the park. 

They've bought no-one who has improved them and are short at the back. 4.5 mill on Ntcham and 2.5 on that Kouassi cunt 

[markem 7,287]

PR7

[ronniescu 2,985]

14 hours ago, Dickie said:

Why does watching this video automatically make me think of Brokeback Mountain??

Could it be because you've actually watched "Brokeback Mountain"? Unlike the less homosexual posters on here? Just sayin?

[DMax399 3,756]

2 hours ago, mus said:

Have a taig fan on the same flight as me and he was telling me this morning how Man city turned down 15m for Roberts from Huddersfield so they could loan him back to them fucking idiots,(then again he was also telling me a few months back the we had already closed our season ticket renewal wouldn't have it that they weren't even when I told him I was a season ticket holder and they renewals hadn't even come out yet) fucking moon howlers the lot of them!!

The reality is that Man City probably didn't receive any offers for him, hence they've let him go on loan again to the dims, as this suits both City and the plastic Irish geezer.

 

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

 

[Sonnybear1972 8,130]

[ronniescu 2,985]

36 minutes ago, Sonnybear1972 said:

I like this, but I don't like it, if you know what I mean.

[Sonnybear1972 8,130]

1 hour ago, ronniescu said:

I like this, but I don't like it, if you know what I mean.

It's always good to laugh at the stinking bastards.........

[cr3_bear 14,892]

2 hours ago, Sonnybear1972 said:

Is that another one of griffiths weans on the far right ?

[EatDolphins 5,355]

28 minutes ago, cr3_bear said:

Is that another one of griffiths weans on the far right ?

The only known living still born.

[plumbGER 24,518]

15 hours ago, Sonnybear1972 said:

Cunt in the middle has paedo written all over him.

[plumbGER 24,518]

Whos the PSG player the beggars are supposedly signing?

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,161]

33 minutes ago, plumbGER said:

Whos the PSG player the beggars are supposedly signing?

Odsonne Edouard, 19 year old striker no money involved, just a loan, seemingly he has a criminal record for shooting a passer by from his car with an air gun and driving off.

Suits them then

[plumbGER 24,518]

8 minutes ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

Odsonne Edouard, 19 year old striker no money involved, just a loan, seemingly he has a criminal record for shooting a passer by from his car with an air gun and driving off.

Suits them then

Was the passer by a 10 year old boy, who he was frightened might grass him in for beasting him? that would definately suit them.

[magic8ball 27,901]

1 hour ago, plumbGER said:

Whos the PSG player the beggars are supposedly signing?

Splashing the champions league loot on loans ,we must be really worried at their mythical spending power

[plumbGER 24,518]

Just now, magic8ball said:

Splashing the champions league loot on loans ,we must be really worried at their mythical spending power

Said this to a beggar in work this morning, he said he is happy that they are spending next to fuck all and living within their means, i asked him if he was a bit pissed off about where the money was going but he said he didn't mind dirty Desmond taking a bit back because he has pumped in 100million....

So i said dirty money from money laundering, Panama files etc but he changed the subject.

[magic8ball 27,901]

4 minutes ago, plumbGER said:

Said this to a beggar in work this morning, he said he is happy that they are spending next to fuck all and living within their means, i asked him if he was a bit pissed off about where the money was going but he said he didn't mind dirty Desmond taking a bit back because he has pumped in 100million....

So i said dirty money from money laundering, Panama files etc but he changed the subject.

How dare you suggest that an institution run financially like clockwork and does nothing untoward be involved in such an act ?

The only time Timmy will start wondering where all the cash is disappearing to is when we start getting the better of them,watch the timplosion 

[plumbGER 24,518]

19 minutes ago, magic8ball said:

How dare you suggest that an institution run financially like clockwork and does nothing untoward be involved in such an act ?

The only time Timmy will start wondering where all the cash is disappearing to is when we start getting the better of them,watch the timplosion 

To be fair to him, he fairly got stuck into the fans who stayed away through the Delia years and now they are back want the club to spend big bucks.

[The Monk 3,207]

Tims linked with signing Denayer again, providing no one amazing signs for them tomorrow, I'm relatively pleased with what they've done so far. Of course their squad is stronger but they haven't signed anyone who can take them to another level.

[GersGuy 20]

2 hours ago, plumbGER said:

To be fair to him, he fairly got stuck into the fans who stayed away through the Delia years and now they are back want the club to spend big bucks.

No such need. 

Seriously though, how long before the blinkers come off and they realise that £60m of CL money is missing, not to mention any player sales they've managed to make, is that not roughly around 80m?! Genuine question, because they are a PLC, should it not be transparent? Where is their money going? And seeing how they are obsessed with us, how come none of them have clocked onto it?! I know they're thick, but surely one of them must be able to count to more than 20?!

Heavy dodgy goings on at Parasite whatever though.

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,161]

3 hours ago, plumbGER said:

Said this to a beggar in work this morning, he said he is happy that they are spending next to fuck all and living within their means, i asked him if he was a bit pissed off about where the money was going but he said he didn't mind dirty Desmond taking a bit back because he has pumped in 100million....

So i said dirty money from money laundering, Panama files etc but he changed the subject.

Like

[magic8ball 27,901]

29 minutes ago, GersGuy said:

No such need. 

Seriously though, how long before the blinkers come off and they realise that £60m of CL money is missing, not to mention any player sales they've managed to make, is that not roughly around 80m?! Genuine question, because they are a PLC, should it not be transparent? Where is their money going? And seeing how they are obsessed with us, how come none of them have clocked onto it?! I know they're thick, but surely one of them must be able to count to more than 20?!

Heavy dodgy goings on at Parasite whatever though.

They have coop loans due for repayment around now ,30 odd million between them ,still doesn't account for all the cash that's flowed their way in the last few years,