rangers4eva

OP starts a thread for people to share funny stuff. Cue people just moaning about all the stuff that doesn’t make them laugh . 

Went full Calvin C when I first seen this.

Quite surprised there isn’t some sort of thread already to collate tweets you’ve seen that gave you a laugh!
Similar to the Rangers Pictures Thread, thought I might as well kick one off to see if it gets any traction.
Scrolling around today, this one made me laugh.
Can use this thread to post things you’ve seen that have given you a smile. ☺️

Give me a few training sessions and I'd be better than Onana.

Didnt do much tonight, partially due to some bad play from himself, but more because our midfield couldnt play simple passes to him when he was in the right position.
That run where he hit the post was utterly fucking sublime though. Rolling his studs over the ball to take it by that defender whilst moving at that speed was just ridiculous.
I really hope the lads confidence grows as im sure there is a player in there.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit go to give blood.
Rabbit goes up first and the receptionist asks what blood type he is.
Rabbit says “think you’ll find I’m a Type O…”

I want to see us fucking go right in about it from start to finish, would love a four or five, it's more than overdue with them stewing going into the international break.

Football games are absolutely shite nowadays. Cash grabbing gambling software. 

Hoping for one of those games where we lay down a marker and turn the tide. We come out fighting, show some steel and some quality, and get the job done. Give them something to think about. It's completely possible. 
Please Rangers

Even if we win we still won’t win the league, but we need a victory against them before the semifinal, to put doubts in their minds and give us the confidence for that game.

McGregor
Tav Goldson Davies Barisic
Cantwell Jack Raskin
Tillman Kent
Sakala

Would love us to sign porteous so he could make smart decisions like lunge into unwinnable tackles 5 mins into an OF and get sent off. Just what we need. 
Thump chest I am smart defending. 

Spot on from Super Ally
 

Kl mate I’m sure he’s talking about Borna though ? 
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Just need the red card to round it off

Honestly folk still calling them shite are deluded, they've scores 24 goals in 6 games ffs

They're not average. Even the most bitter Rangers fan should admit they're a level above us. We settle for a one or two win in games, these cunts always want more 

They have built the perfect squad to dominate Scottish football. Not Europe but this is what matters as win this you get the big bucks.
We are honking 

I see the players are playing for a 4-0 loss here.

Our play is as slow as a week in jail.

Ffs man you struggling to grasp this

Unless he's breastfeeding he should be ok

I don’t give a fuck if she gave birth at 12:29, get him on that park ffs 

There isn't an "R" in Tav, but.