54andcounting 627 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 All ready have as I got married!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,677 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I couldn't give up sex. Catholic priests aren't allowed to shag and look how they turn out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G512XD 2 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Gave up drinking and shaggin when a married the mrs, so would happily do it for the Bears. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandSuckMaster 1,775 Posted August 6, 2012 Author Share Posted August 6, 2012 I'd go for that! The feeling of pulling on that strip and walking out at ibrox would be unmatched PLUS Career would end about 35 then I'd just get smashed every weekend and use the fact I used to play with rangers to shag every wee dirty going for the rest of my days!Please re-read the question Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54andcounting 627 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I couldn't give up sex. Catholic priests aren't allowed to shag and look how they turn out. Apparently, they end up at Celtic as ball boys!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Just get gobbles for the rest of your days, sounds good to meYou not like gammies then Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdriebluenose 351 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Allan McGregor Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I could shag for fun up here...............well someone had to say it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueVanguard 7,046 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 If you had to choose one what would it beYour Penis or Rangers If you choose Penis no Rangersif you choose Rangers no sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarkev 3,540 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Please re-read the questionAhh well that changes it a bit....if it was for just while I played then aye no bother but it would be a total cunt after you hang up your boots not to be able to sub in your cock.Has to be a no then from me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I am married for 25 years so shagging is of the agenda anyway - drinking helps fill the time but as I need to loose a few pounds so that part would be easy - my 'mouldies' from woolies are showing their age tho' and I am not sure how those flash Nike's will look on my stump wee legs - BUT I am up for it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,786 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 No. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delamonty 992 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 To play one season for Rangers? + Or :Kerkar:Well.. I'd say yes, then find a way to slip in the other two on the side as it were. I mean ffs.. Playing for The Rangers.. humping the scum at the girodome... One must go out for a few pints and a good shag? Not to do so would be very "unRangers-like'? So.. being somewhat of a traditionalist.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwattiesmith 7 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Dunno...actually. Its easy to say no way would I give up that for the rest of my life BUTIf the offer was on the table... In my contractName : sirwattiesmithAge: 20Contract length: 1 yearWage: No more coitus, ever.On the face of it looks like a nightmare but.. imagine... just imagine you were in the box with that Blue shirt on.... Big Jig wins a header and the ball falls to your feet. You look down (due to your low skill level) and see those black socks and you have trapped the ball dead. Your in a bit of space with one defender a few yards from you. You can hear the seats lift up and the phone cameras start flashing (well not my shitty 3gs as it doesent have a flash). With your right foot you roll the ball to the perfect distance away from you and you prepare to strike. Scott brown falls on his face in the corner of your eye and you snigger... strike the ball and for some reason today is your day.. you hit it perfectly. there is silence... and then.... the net ripples as the ball flys past Fhoster and into the rigging...Hmmmm... I dunno Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxi74 127 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 i gave up drinking 10 year ago.. just to watch the Rangers shaggin? tuff call .lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgally 452 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 i'd gie up the drink,but it all depends on who you want me to stop shagging before i answer that one . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbblue 167 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 yep nae probs...would turn the clock back 20 yrs and start rolling 5 skinners again....so that covers the drink issue....and i would be happy to have BJ's for my remaining days...a good face feck with a soapy diddy ride is always a good back up plan! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbblue 167 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 If you had to choose one what would it beYour Penis or Rangers If you choose Penis no Rangersif you choose Rangers no sexthats too easy for Bearettes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flem_ArdrossanLoyal 27 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 A cannae get ma hole fae burds aboot here cause they aw know the troops game and a wanty stop bevying so aye ! Ad do anything to pull on the blue jersey ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepeter 5,627 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I'm halfway there already. I don't drink that much anymore either Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Gave all that up years ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 If i gave up drinking and shagging I'd still be a piss poor footballer so its a no from me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fools Gold 488 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I could give up drinking.Shagging.......? I'd be as successful at giving that up as a Taig would be walking right past a primary school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreyU 5 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 To play one season for Rangers? + Or :Kerkar:Your mom would miss me too much.And yeah I'm fucking with ya mate. I'm 8 pints down Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffbear 4,104 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 In yer dreams Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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