Amato 3,029 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Consider the likes of Big Gordy who can't afford to feed his kids before you start flaunting your habit of indulging in fish teas Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,930 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Sausage Loyal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Fuck the fish tea, what your old man really wants before the game is a trip to the strippers and a massive pair of tits squashed into his face. He just doesn't want to tell you out of embarrassment, but that's what all fathers really want, fact. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtom80 166 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 you make my mouth water,i could fairly go a fish tea now,i just hope it works for us,and we get a good result. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Will Follow Rangers 12,959 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Fuck the fish tea, what your old man really wants before the game is a trip to the strippers and a massive pair of tits squashed into his face. He just doesn't want to tell you out of embarrassment, but that's what all fathers really want, fact. Fathers for Justice!No I dont want another fucking Rangers mug for Fathers day.I want tae go tae the strippers!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,060 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Sausage Loyal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblueal 2,117 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Also meeting the old man for a traditional lobster thermador with some heritage carrots in a red wine jus. Maybe a chocolate tuille afterward with a pecan crumb and am orange mist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,930 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 There's a wee chippy in Paisley that does cracking sausage. Ideal scran to try and sober up if you're having a bender. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 My Granny liked a fish tea.Fish. chips and peas, bread and butter and tea oot a cup and saucer.It's an old fashioned saying mebbes but it sure as hell ain't posh.Beers in the town, beers in the Louden then the match. Same auld same auld. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 There's a wee chippy in Paisley that does cracking sausage. Ideal scran to try and sober up if you're having a bender.You want a sausage from a bender! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capetownbear 75 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Could you go a fish tea bobby... nah doesn't work... it's a fish supper for me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,356 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 how the fuck is saying "fish tea" posh? its an old saying that was used long before cunts piped up about fucking fish supper. if anything, "supper" is posh. I work with a cunt who went to Oxford who always goes on about going out for supper. fuckin tea aint posh. christ. You sound as if you've had a humour bypass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STILLGAME 55 4,128 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 You still having FISH fingers on a Friday. yes but no more than 5 though that's all I can count to on my rosary beads Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,621 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Are you Boyd?I did say lucky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I normally kiss Madeleine 3 times on the head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,764 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Me: Dad fancy a fish tea?Dad: Fuck did you say?Me: Fancy a fish tea?Dad: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,376 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought it was only me who had a muscular black father who likes to cut about in a thong.Maybe I'll be alright after all... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumnockbear 2,446 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 how the fuck is saying "fish tea" posh? its an old saying that was used long before cunts piped up about fucking fish supper. if anything, "supper" is posh. I work with a cunt who went to Oxford who always goes on about going out for supper. fuckin tea aint posh. christ. Chill the fuck out Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Ah yes.. Mixing in some vinegar!!Think they just coloured their vinegar red. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacBoyd 5,537 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought it was only me who had a muscular black father who likes to cut about in a thong.Maybe I'll be alright after all...Haha same here Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 how the fuck is saying "fish tea" posh? its an old saying that was used long before cunts piped up about fucking fish supper. if anything, "supper" is posh. I work with a cunt who went to Oxford who always goes on about going out for supper. fuckin tea aint posh. christ. I've reported you for class based racism. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumnockbear 2,446 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I thought it was only me who had a muscular black father who likes to cut about in a thong.Maybe I'll be alright after all...Maybe we have the same dad ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,376 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Maybe we have the same dad ?Depends.Does yours put his man sack in your mouth when you sleep despite tears rolling down your cheek? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,930 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Can you have a fish tea without the tea? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,376 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 how the fuck is saying "fish tea" posh? its an old saying that was used long before cunts piped up about fucking fish supper. if anything, "supper" is posh. I work with a cunt who went to Oxford who always goes on about going out for supper. fuckin tea aint posh. christ. Well said Fenton.Now we shall go watch the peasants polish the house silver before we play some croquet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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