Scottish Cup Draw

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

The sfa have confirmed the games will be played on the 30th and 31st of February !

[Farset 141]

1 minute ago, BLUEDIGNITY said:

The sfa have confirmed the games will be played on the 30th and 31st of February !

FUNNEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

[The Dude 20,026]

26 minutes ago, Big Al II said:

I take it the rules and conditions state the entire draw is redone

Yeah, while thing needs redone if there's anything like that goes on. 

[eejay the dj 31,964]

Must admit .The draw today and this thread have kept me Royaly amused tonight over in Copenhagen :-))

[Blumhoilann 6,712]

See what happens when you put papes in charge of things????

Prob all excited by the popes visit.

 

[tinaturnerthebest4no1 18]

24 minutes ago, BLUEDIGNITY said:

The sfa have confirmed the games will be played on the 30th and 31st of February !

wouldn't put it past them!

[G.E.C. 18,790]

1 hour ago, dummiesoot said:

Has a team ever had an easier route to a semifinal as the tims have?

As much as we nearly fucked up against Albion we more or less got a bye in 2014.

[Turnberry18 3,204]

58 minutes ago, The Dude said:

League Cup used them until Alex Fergusson (ex Holyrood speaker) made an arse of it and got the teams wrong.

Ah, cheers. I thought that would be impossible to fail as well!

[The Dude 20,026]

3 minutes ago, Turnberry18 said:

Ah, cheers. I thought that would be impossible to fail as well!

4 teams, and he got them all in the wrong order. Steven Thompson was fuming as he thought he'd landed a tie with us, ended up with Hearts iirc

[Turnberry18 3,204]

Just now, The Dude said:

4 teams, and he got them all in the wrong order. Steven Thompson was fuming as he thought he'd landed a tie with us, ended up with Hearts iirc

Maybe the draw could replace It's Only An Excuse on Hogmanay.

[BridgeIsBlue 66,606]

[The Dude 20,026]

Just now, Turnberry18 said:

Maybe the draw could replace It's Only An Excuse on Hogmanay.

My auld man said the same. Definitely more laughs from the cup draw.

[Frank Reynolds 3,359]

4 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

[Captain Hilts 12,819]

6 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said:

The whole country is pissing themselves at this. Superb 

[dummiesoot 16,006]

32 minutes ago, G.E.C. said:

As much as we nearly fucked up against Albion we more or less got a bye in 2014.

I am talking about their route to the semifinal not one game ya halfwit.

[Gooseman 889]

2 hours ago, kaiser1041 said:

Why lie ?nobodys impressed

Fuck off. 

Read my original post.  

You can read,  can't you? 

[kaiser1041 9,088]

59 minutes ago, Gooseman said:

Fuck off. 

Read my original post.  

You can read,  can't you? 

Cool story bro

[Shuggy 1,308]

An unexpected belly laugh. The pundits on Sportsound were ripping into the SFA. Keith Jackson was almost on the floor laughing.

 

[BridgeIsBlue 66,606]

5 minutes ago, Shuggy said:

Keith Jackson was almost on the floor laughing.

 

Was he aye?

[Wullies_bowly_legs 3,806]

Won't be a problem for the great unwashed as if Morton beat them, the Thumb said scumtic have a game in hand so will win that one.

[The_Blue_Flash 390]

I can't remember such a shambles before, the look on their faces, damn it we pulled out rangers vs Celtic in the practice how have I messed it up this time better start again lol 

[GMac 1,405]

4 hours ago, Turnberry18 said:

Why not have numbered balls with each team assigned a number. Didn't that used to be the case?

They tried that but Cowdenbeath got drawn against the cube root of 3

[Heshootshescores 1,905]

Scottish football descended into farce last night as the draw for the SFA's showpiece competition, the Scottish Cup,  had to be abandoned shortly after the first tie was drawn. Dundee Utd had no sooner been drawn at home against Celtic than the presiding officer drew a swift halt to proceedings. 

The official  explanation given was that one of the capsules had burst open, but an SFA insider explained there was a more sinister reason behind the chaotic scenes. 'Peter Lawwell had given clear instructions that Celtic were to be drawn at home against lower league opposition', explained the administrator on condition of anonymity. 'On seeing the draw he burst out of his office and into Stewart Regans and started screaming at the top of his voice'. 

'Thankfully Stewart's quick thinking saved the day..  he earned every penny of his huge salary today'. 

The rearranged draw saw normal service resumed with Celtic being gifted a comfortable home draw against Lower league side Morton. 

'It was a particularly embarrassing draw for Peter as he had already explained to the referees committee, earlier today, that he was looking forward to a showpiece final against Dundee Utd,  to reward them for gifting all of their young talent to Celtic over the past few years'. 

Dundee Utd are now considered to be a feeder club for Celtic and languish at the bottom of the SPL,  looking destined for lower league status in years to come. 

Nicolla  Sturgeon's office appeared unmoved by the incident despite it being played out on national television,  rendering the nation a laughing stock once again. 'How Peter runs the SFA is entirely up to him,' a spokesman said last night. 

Stewart Regan was apparently still sobbing as he left his Hampden office last night,  and made no comment to waiting reporters before being hugged by his mother in a waiting car.  An SFA spokesman however later laughed off reports that he might resign. 'Of course not,  incidents like this happen every day'. 

If anyone has any interest left in this farcical Cup, bookmakers Ladbrokes last night reduced the odds on Celtic winning the Cup to an unprecedented 100/1 on. 

[BLUEDIGNITY 33,647]

13 hours ago, BF2 said:

The whole country is pissing themselves at this. Superb 

You know you are fucked when the monkey hangers are laughing at you!

[Smile 26,610]

12 hours ago, Shuggy said:

An unexpected belly laugh. The pundits on Sportsound were ripping into the SFA. Keith Jackson was almost on the floor laughing.

 

He such a fun loving guy.