Garner in A&E

[Bighouse 1,012]

Why is he sitting in A&E with the plebs like someone who went over on their ankle playing five a side?

Does our insurance not get him a private room away from the bheggar junkies and bheaten houseives?

[scottyscott1963 18,419]

1 hour ago, Sportingintegritymyarse said:

As an aside. I thought as he was coming down from challenging the smaller bheast CH, in the immediate run up to his injury, that the bheast had a bit if a punch at JG ribs.

No one around me saw it. Did I imagine it? ?

 

1 hour ago, Gaz52 said:

Didn't see it nor did it get shown on TV 

Dembele got away with a flying elbow though. 

And that clown broon telling his team mates to go over the ball around the 23rd minute.

[Bluepeter9 5,167]

When I dislocated my shoulder the doctor tried to put it in but couldn't ( it was fucking sore btw ) and I had to be knocked out to get it back in - it's not always as easy as 'pop it back in' and might need a specialist 

[Rangersfansmediawatch 1,055]

11 minutes ago, JCDBigBear said:

He has 3 weeks to recover but frankly it won't matter anyway as he doesn't score goals.

He does score goals if he's played in his proper position and even if he played in his proper position,Where does the service come from as more often than not we tend to try and walk the ball into the box.

Hately and McCoist at one point were also getting the same abuse as Garner gets as none of them could hit a barn door with a shovel and both were played in their proper positions. The rest they say is history.

Not happening for him at the moment,But he gives 100% and hopefully his fortunes will change.

[King Jela 20,383]

16 minutes ago, simplythebest said:

Wait till he's in a bed next to a jakey who started drinking early

Nothing to worry about there, I'll just get a picture with him. 

[graeme_4 34,647]

You realise that there's probably not any private hospitals in Glasgow that would do an 'A&E' type of service, particularly on Hogmanay?

And if they did, it's unlikely to include a specialist for injuries of this nature?

Still - anything to have a dig at the club 

[ger4life_1872 29,603]

1 minute ago, Rangersfansmediawatch said:

He does score goals if he's played in his proper position and even if he played in his proper position,Where does the service come from as more often than not we tend to try and walk the ball into the box.

Hately and McCoist at one point were also getting the same abuse as Garner gets as none of them could hit a barn door with a shovel and both were played in their proper positions. The rest they say is history.

Not happening for him at the moment,But he gives 100% and hopefully his fortunes will change.

Yeah because he's been playing left back 

[NeoGeo7 10,558]

Guess he's not as hard as we thought. Couldn't he have done a Riggs from Leathal Weapon

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1 minute ago, graeme_4 said:

You realise that there's probably not any private hospitals in Glasgow that would do an 'A&E' type of service, particularly on Hogmanay?

And if they did, it's unlikely to include a specialist for injuries of this nature?

Still - anything to have a dig at the club 

It's the closest hospital to Ibrox,It's an NHS hospital where most people go if suffering any injury or feel ill,People asking why he isn't in a private hospital or taken to Ross Hall... None of those have an A&E department which would be his first port of call for treatment,Any further treatment would be done privately.

When he sits in an NHS hospital he isn't a footballer,He's simply classed as a member of the public and needs to wait like everyone else does.

My only concern would be who he is and should have been taken into a side room to nullify any chance of someone coming in and starting their shite with him.

[Bluenose1986 703]

I honestly think we'd have won if he didn't get injured.

He was our out ball. When Waghorn came on things seemed a little off after that. 

[JCDBigBear 10,829]

9 minutes ago, Rangersfansmediawatch said:

He does score goals if he's played in his proper position and even if he played in his proper position,Where does the service come from as more often than not we tend to try and walk the ball into the box.

Hately and McCoist at one point were also getting the same abuse as Garner gets as none of them could hit a barn door with a shovel and both were played in their proper positions. The rest they say is history.

Not happening for him at the moment,But he gives 100% and hopefully his fortunes will change.

If Garner's misfiring is solely down to MW and his tactics then MW has to go asap.   Hately and McCoist were never as bad as Garner in the no-scoring stakes.     We had higher standards in those days.

[Bluenose1986 703]

2 minutes ago, Rangersfansmediawatch said:

It's the closest hospital to Ibrox,It's an NHS hospital where most people go if suffering any injury or feel ill,People asking why he isn't in a private hospital or taken to Ross Hall... None of those have an A&E department which would be his first port of call for treatment,Any further treatment would be done privately.

When he sits in an NHS hospital he isn't a footballer,He's simply classed as a member of the public and needs to wait like everyone else does.

My only concern would be who he is and should have been taken into a side room to nullify any chance of someone coming in and starting their shite with him.

Cunts would be too drunk/half deed to give him any shit. 

Mid they did I'm sure he'd have more than enough in the tank to banjo them. 

[Sparkle 53,651]

4 minutes ago, graeme_4 said:

You realise that there's probably not any private hospitals in Glasgow that would do an 'A&E' type of service, particularly on Hogmanay?

And if they did, it's unlikely to include a specialist for injuries of this nature?

Still - anything to have a dig at the club 

I dislocated my shoulder last year. It was so painful they had to cut my top off, that'll be why he's still wearing his strip. 

  I've got private health insurance through work so was treated through Ross Hall for the operation and follow ups.  The surgeon is (so I'm told) one of the top men in the UK - he also does NHS from the Queen Elizabeth so it may be that the quickest route to him was for Garner to be seen there. I'm sure he will get the best treatment available.  It's not just X-rays, he might need an MRI as well so the Ross Hall equipment likely will not be staffed on Hogmanay. 

[HeHaw 513]

We usually use Ross Hall but a lot of their doctors are employed through the NHS and do private work for Ross Hall when needed. If he was only waiting for a maximum of 5-10 minutes there's a good chance he had to see a specialist and the one the club use was based at the Queen Liz today.

 

No chance of going to A&E and not waiting at least 1 hour before seeing anyone.

[Turnberry18 3,204]

4 minutes ago, Bluenose1986 said:

I honestly think we'd have won if he didn't get injured.

He was our out ball. When Waghorn came on things seemed a little off after that. 

That's what it looked like. That game changed in a in terms of our attack when he went off. 

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8 minutes ago, ger4life_1872 said:

Yeah because he's been playing left back 

Most of the time he's outside the box or challenging for headers to knock down. Go watch the games and goals he scored when playing for Preston and tell me he's playing in the same position for Rangers.

He hardly get's any service and more often than not out of position because he goes looking for the ball which means there is no one there when any balls come into the box when he wanders off,Good strikers are dependent on the quality of service they receive,Garner get's none due to the way we play,At Preston he got loads of service into the box.

I still have faith in him.

[Amato 3,016]

Lol this is blatantly a lot of pish. Sitting in the A&E of an NHS hospital in his Rangers strip. If this is real I seriously fear for our financial state. 

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

3 minutes ago, Amato said:

Lol this is blatantly a lot of pish. Sitting in the A&E of an NHS hospital in his Rangers strip. If this is real I seriously fear for our financial state. 

It's real. My thoughts exactly.

Embarrassing to say the least.

[ger4life_1872 29,603]

2 minutes ago, Rangersfansmediawatch said:

Most of the time he's outside the box or challenging for headers to knock down. Go watch the games and goals he scored when playing for Preston and tell me he's playing in the same position for Rangers.

He hardly get's any service and more often than not out of position because he goes looking for the ball which means there is no one there when any balls come into the box when he wanders off,Good strikers are dependent on the quality of service they receive,Garner get's none due to the way we play,At Preston he got loads of service into the box.

I still have faith in him.

He's played at cf , I'm not writing him off but I'm also not gonna make excuses for him , nobody stops him getting in the box 

[Mazy74 57]

???

after aw the Joey "Chuck Norris" Garner gaffs and here he is sittin in AnE wi a sore hawn ...?

[RangersMedia 35,961]

5 minutes ago, Mazy74 said:

???

after aw the Joey "Chuck Norris" Garner gaffs and here he is sittin in AnE wi a sore hawn ...?

Ban this cunt

[SuperPapac05 3,383]

I know Rangers are skint but they're not going to send one of their top players to sit in the A&E ward in his full kit for 5 hours

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9 minutes ago, JCDBigBear said:

If Garner's misfiring is solely down to MW and his tactics then MW has to go asap.   Hately and McCoist were never as bad as Garner in the no-scoring stakes.     We had higher standards in those days.

I would say we have to be more direct,Hit the byeline and throw loads of crosses into the box,I've never understood the playing players out of position thing,You should always play your players in their strongest positions and play to their strengths.

Never understood why we paid nearly £2m for a player,Only to make him play a totally different way which is alien to his style as a striker and at times use him as a target man to knock balls down.

I reckon if we mixed it up during games,Passing from the back,Hitting long balls,Throwing loads of crosses into the box,Then it makes it much harder for teams to adapt to the way we play as they won't know what we are doing from one minute to the next.

You pass out from the back,Teams will simply just close you down and force you to hit it long to no one,Play the passing game and they will just man mark you and close down any space.. Mix it up and it confuses teams because our style changes throughout the game and very difficult to adjust.

[bluebovril 110]

It's the closest hospital to ibrox for a quick assessment.

My wife works in the stroke unit round the corner and she says it looks real to her,.

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12 minutes ago, Amato said:

Lol this is blatantly a lot of pish. Sitting in the A&E of an NHS hospital in his Rangers strip. If this is real I seriously fear for our financial state. 

Yip it's a complete wind up. Guy went out and bought a Rangers strip,Got Garner printed on the back,Bought a pair of flip flops and his mate bought a Rangers jacket and The guy wearing the Rangers top even managed to remember the black armband.