Broxi1872 183 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 A guy from FF, who is in the know.... Quote I posted on another thread but think it might get lost so giving it a thread of its own.Alan Pardew's agent have contacted Rangers tonight putting himself forward for the managers job.From 2 cast iron sources. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,742 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 mike ashley ousting king and co, selling newcastle and funding pardew as he begins a 10 year domination of scottish football culminating with the tarriers going broke from all the fines for the systematic cover up of the pedo ring they harboured for decades i fucking hate carlsberg but id live off the stuff if they could provide me with a carlsberg decade like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 109,653 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Nope. Next Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essandoh 21,243 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Grade A wanker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I'd rather have mcleish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWhiteBlue1872 407 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Lot of shite but would take him here gladly. A good manager who is underrated in my opinion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,742 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 pardew comes north and smuggles benteke across the border saying he's one of nicola sturgeons relocated asylum seekers, cunt scores for fun and on the final day of the season sticks the nut in scott brown because he just can Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluchoo 846 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Wish there was a suggestions thread instead of throwing names out there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkylineBlue 23,944 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Isn't Pardew on record as being quite disparaging about the Scottish game? Can't see him up here. Bit a of a wanker in to the bargain, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,742 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 alan pardew, after winning 10iar, then declares he is running for both head of the SFA and SPFL and wins both elections in a landslide by threatening everyone else, first statement as leader of scottish football is that protestants will never again be ruled by the papes, the pope can go fuck himself, brenda still shags trannies and her majesty can visit anytime she likes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Heard he hates fenians Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It's a hard call. I don't think there's a perfect fit for us right now, apart from Walter but he doesn't deserve this shit. Anyone is going to be a gamble because our squad is average and there doesn't seem to be a rush for major investment any time soon. So what can we hope for? Pardew at least has experience of working at a big Club under pressure. But his links to Ashley are enough to put me off if I'm honest. The media would have a fucking field day with the questions every press conference. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I also think he's a massive wanker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumnockbear 2,446 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 i could dig that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Soprano 22,428 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Cunt would have a field day up the savoy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 35,717 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Good honest manager I think. Not really followed his career but it seems he has one hell of a season then flops spectacularly the next. It's good that managers in that mould are actually asking about the job though. Maybe some others will sit up and take note. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negri's lovechild 14,289 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Imagine his reaction when we beat them though. That would be priceless! Bit of a wank right enough,but he would bring that siege mentality back to us Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In walter we trust 228 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 How about Nigel Pearson ? , experience and takes no prisoners just what we need for our team who needs some guts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,742 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Alan Pardew, having restored the protestants to their rightful place at the top of scottish football, announces he is running for scottish first minister and threatens to kick seven shades of shite out of wee nic, he wins ina record voter turnout and first act he signs off is allowing the rest of the country's protestants to run whatever mickey bastard they deem so into the north sea oh and he puts on a pair of steel toecap boots and boots hugh keevins and gerry tarrier mcculloch right square in the baws while shouting "no surrender ya tarrier wanks" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,631 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 So they get 1 out 20 odd transfer signings right and people believe this? Deary me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,289 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said: mike ashley ousting king and co, selling newcastle and funding pardew as he begins a 10 year domination of scottish football culminating with the tarriers going broke from all the fines for the systematic cover up of the pedo ring they harboured for decades i fucking hate carlsberg but id live off the stuff if they could provide me with a carlsberg decade like that Ashley? Ok then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger_onimo 20,488 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Headbutt Scott Brown for fun up here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Avenger 22,567 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 We aren't in a position to be fussy. With Kenny as No2 learning his trade, I'll take it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Specialist in failure this tit much like the in the know posters on FF Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swagger 8,243 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, SkylineBlue said: Isn't Pardew on record as being quite disparaging about the Scottish game? Can't see him up here. Bit a of a wanker in to the bargain, too. If disparaging means shite then he's not far wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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