JamieG54

Ways to increase revenue

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it wouldn't increase the revenue but it would save a FORTUNE. We could NOT pay players?

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Get some filthy cheerleaders, dig up Elvis back fae the dead and get him performing at half time. Also, get Craig Whyte and charge each fan a 5er to run up and boot him in the baws.

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😂😂😂 walkie talkies to request song 

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Salad and baked potatoes 

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11 minutes ago, Debian said:

😂😂😂 walkie talkies to request song 

Not even mobile phones and, I don't know, text messages.

Let's give every cunt a walkie talkie. 😂🙈

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A sliding roof - as well as ensuring our home games go ahead in adverse weather - the massive advertising space on that could generate a few quid.

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On 19/04/2013 at 1:01 PM, Sweetheart said:

A Supplies Shop, where travelling fans can stock up on their Scottish favorites square sausage, haggis and the pride etc.

Should this not be in the Chinese thread ?

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2 minutes ago, TopCat said:

A sliding roof - as well as ensuring our home games go ahead in adverse weather - the massive advertising space on that could generate a few quid.

I doubt the roofs current ability to take any extra weight... How many games get postponed per season? A couple at most, if any.

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On 2013-4-19 at 0:18 PM, Brian Fantana said:

buy about 50 far eastern prostitutes through the clubs accounts and ship them over here. Start a share issue on them, pimp them out, make some cash money. #BigPimpin

Big problem there is some people say all we want to do is fuck the pope

 

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On 19/04/2013 at 1:01 PM, Sweetheart said:

A Supplies Shop, where travelling fans can stock up on their Scottish favorites square sausage, haggis and the pride etc.

:lol: Can they not wait until they get home and go to their local supermarket?

Stock up on your square sausage :rofl: Money spinner.

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7 hours ago, MasterD said:

:lol: Can they not wait until they get home and go to their local supermarket?

Stock up on your square sausage :rofl: Money spinner.

Not if they've come from England to the game. Can't get square down here, have had to make my own but its not the same. Its like Stornoway Black pudding can't get it here either. 

Not really a money spinner though. Could expand the megastore to include a deli counter.:happy:

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Move away fans to BF1 where there will be one row of segragation freeing up 100s of seats in the corner that can be sold as season tickets 

 

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On 19/04/2013 at 3:10 PM, Redwhiteandblue said:

It has before. No reason why it can't be again.

Never understood why we haven't went for the Champions league Final or UEFA cup final before.

Its the SFA who puts forward the grounds for European finals . That's why we have not been put forward 

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On 19/04/2013 at 6:56 PM, JamieG54 said:

What can we do bar sell merchandise and tickets?

I suggested a Rangers branded beer which if tasted decent would sell for fun. What can we do to make more money?

- Big bouncy castle outside Ibrox- Charge the kids £2 to do the bouncy with broxi for a minute.

- Have a paintball zone near Ibrox only blue red and white paint is allowed. Teams of 30 v 30 charge a good few quid.

- Charge fans to loan a walkie talkie for the match so they can contact the UB or BO to start a song of their choice. Radio in your favourite song eg Fan in club deck: Barcelona 1972 do you copy. UB Commander: Copy fellow bear lets get this going.

-Blue cheese pizza - bit different from normal pies and burgers.

- Half time sprint. 40 fans run length of the pitch. Fans can bet on the winner. Good cash for the club

Online raffle for penalties against the sub goalie at half time. If you charge £5 per ticket x an average of 5000 ticket per home game that's £25000 for 15 minutes work!! Or do 1st prize penalties 2nd have a kick about with the subs and 3rd prize crossbar challenge from the 18 yard box👍🏻

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On 4/19/2013 at 11:59 AM, OLE SUPER WILBERT said:

Tie you up outside Ibrox and charge a tenner to punch you in the head.

:mutley:

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On 4/19/2013 at 1:39 PM, EatDolphins said:

Could Ibrox be used as a concert venue during the off season?

Been done before...Simple Minds played in 86

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Anyone suggested allowing cars in to sit round the edge of the pitch yet? 

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I miss Jamie.

His thread on Loch Lomond is still one of the funniest things I have ever read on here.

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21 minutes ago, Dougie_B said:

Been done before...Simple Minds played in 86

We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt.

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2 hours ago, Blue Avenger said:

We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt.

More than one in Simple Minds. That's akin to Wet Wet Wet playing at Cellik Park.

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2 hours ago, Blue Avenger said:

We had a real fucking rhabid taig performing on the hallowed turf?! Hope we didn't pay the cunt.

Rod Stewart tae

supported by of all people Gary Glitter

Those two were good friends apparently. More than welcome to each other.

 

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Use ibrox as a gig sort of venue ??

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Whatever happened to Jamie and his mental threads? Everyone had a mix of madness and genius! 😂

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Recycle the pish from the bogs through the sprinkler system onto the pitch at half time, it would blend in wi the pish already on the pitch.

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