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    Injury crisis (again)

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    22 hours ago, the brown brogue said:

    Cortes will be relieved he's only on loan, at least he can go back to his parent club for treatment. We must be the worst club in the world for diagnosis and recovery and then turning slight knocks into long term absences.

    If we have an obligation to buy his club won't be bothered.

    The other mob

    in General Football & Sport

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    47 minutes ago, Bobby Hume said:

    :cup:

    Bernard Manning ...(were he alive today) ... or Chubby Brown would be the ones I would approach with that material mate ....  it's right up their street ... 😛

    🇬🇧

    Watched a Chubby Brown clip the other day about his Mrs being in court for stealing a tin of peaches.  I was howling.

    The other mob

    in General Football & Sport

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    3 hours ago, King Jela said:

    "Of course, critics of Rodgers could have cobbled together video evidence of their own to counter the argument. But, throughout it all, one thought occurred more than any other. If the system remains more or less the same, then it’s the quality of the individuals within it who ultimately determine its success.

     

    For example, where Postecoglou had Jota and Liel Abada, Rodgers has been juggling the likes of Luis Palma, Mikey Johnston, Nicolas Kuhn and Yang. And where the Aussie had Carl Starfelt and Cameron Carter-Vickers minding the shop at the back, Rodgers has been relying on Liam Scales, Maik Nawrocki, Stephen Welsh or Gustaf Lagerbielke. Which is precisely why the Parkhead boss has been so vocal about the significance of having Carter-Vickers back in his squad in time for the run-in."

     

    Joiner blaming his tools vibes 

    We should just give him the title because his squad isn't as good as it was.  Only fair.

    Never happens to other clubs.

    ***** The Official Rangers v Motherwell Match Thread *****

    in Jimmy Bell's Kitroom

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    1 hour ago, Amokachi said:

    Naw, good guesses mate, but he took it to another level today. 

    PC “ A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out.
    The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow 
    job!"

    The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."
    "What's a penguin?" he asks.
    The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man.

    He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??"

     

    Touchline ban & points deduction incoming imo.  

    That's my favourite joke ever.  Better when you do the waddle when you tell the punchline.

     

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