Drunk and disorderly. 14,476 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Laudrup1690 said: Any stories where you bears have ran into trouble with fans and give them a good battering? Aye, I met a wee slutty tim who called me an Orange btsd. After a few slaps to her fat cellulite ridden ass she took it up the brown star then licked her shit off my member. Felt wrong wiping my cock on her curtains after as they were minging. You may know her as "Mum". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 14,998 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 "you bears" You absolute paedophile loving scum. How does it feel to support an organisation that hides child abuse? Go masturbate with a cactus you disgusting scum. Rangers are an institution that stands for national pride and justice, get rekt you utter sub-human. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,476 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 2 hours ago, BEE said: No but I don't notice if someone is black/catholic/giraffe as I'm not a racist like you. Hating caflics isn't racist mate. Common sense maybe.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Drumloyal said: Go masturbate with a cactus you disgusting scum. Don't need to be a prick about it now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 14,998 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, BridgeIsBlue said: Don't need to be a prick about it now. What you did there......I see it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWR1979 1,964 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasaPapacLoyal 348 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Used to batter fish all the time. Got sacked for being colourblind unfortunately. Kept on mixing the red and brown sauce up Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,634 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Shit......was waiting for a No Surrender Wr really should have a timmy bingo night once a week and weed them out Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 1 hour ago, A.T.G said: Sorry for disagreeing with you the other night mate, was only kidding honest Just know your place in future and we will get along fine. Might help your case if you like a few posts of mine and stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,331 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Way back in the early 60's when Giraffes were a protected species and as scarce as rocking horse shit, I used to have a bit of problem with sheep type animals who had this strange penchant for banging their nose against my forehead anytime I went near Pittodrie. It got so bad that one particular Baastard repeatedly attacked my forehead with such force whilst uttering sectarian bleats that the local constabulary were kind enough to give me refuge at their modest lodgings for a 24 hour period and then escort me to the Railway station for the train back to Glasgow. These days it seems that the Scottish Police Force under the caring concerns of the Scottish Government are going out of their way to give Rangers fans accommodation at their humble abodes. How nice of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 82,407 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I only fight Catholics Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Once kicked fuck out of a few Arabs Didn't have anything to do with football mind you Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossorange 696 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 12 hours ago, BridgeIsBlue said: Kicked a giraffe to death one time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur 64 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 We once had a tear up with some Clyde fans outside Shawfield but we where feart and ran away Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm regularly up to my knees in some Romanist blood, I don't like to sing about it though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,180 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Stealth..Focus looking to give Life bans for Historical Football Violence Thread...???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,647 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Giraffe takes it in the neck ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,351 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Ozblue said: Way back in the early 60's when Giraffes were a protected species and as scarce as rocking horse shit, I used to have a bit of problem with sheep type animals who had this strange penchant for banging their nose against my forehead anytime I went near Pittodrie. It got so bad that one particular Baastard repeatedly attacked my forehead with such force whilst uttering sectarian bleats that the local constabulary were kind enough to give me refuge at their modest lodgings for a 24 hour period and then escort me to the Railway station for the train back to Glasgow. These days it seems that the Scottish Police Force under the caring concerns of the Scottish Government are going out of their way to give Rangers fans accommodation at their humble abodes. How nice of them They kick you out in the morning without breakfast, that's my only complaint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I once stuck the head on a giraffe, it's now a shetland pony. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 13 hours ago, Laudrup1690 said: Any stories where you bears have ran into trouble with fans and give them a good battering? 14 posts aye? clearly a tim looking for stories to report to the polis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I beat anorexia once Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcoholic 1,348 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, bluedart1952 said: They kick you out in the morning without breakfast, that's my only complaint. Breakfast is bowfin anyway. Wouldn't feed it to a dog never mind eat it myself. And those sarnies you get while waiting on an afternoon court appearance? BLEURGH!!!! And all because I got a few drops of blood on ma Lyle n Scott V neck jumper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Shaw 30,528 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I once ronny roar fist pumped a giraffe... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 13 hours ago, Laudrup1690 said: Any stories where you bears have ran into trouble with fans and give them a good battering? A few, but it wasnt as good a battering as the one your uncle gave your ring piece last night Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,331 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 53 minutes ago, bluedart1952 said: They kick you out without breakfast, that's my only complaint. I was just happy to get out without the kicking and to be honest with you, eating was the last thing on my mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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